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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Jokes/conversations/pics by walexydon(m): 7:59pm On Apr 16, 2013 |
onyejiokem: do u knw wat u're? ''Uwu otele''What does it mean? |
Jokes Etc / Re: This Would Make U Smile...Books That Will Never EVER Exist By Sunnshyn by walexydon(m): 4:26pm On Apr 16, 2013 |
How to keep a secret by a woman!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Jokes/conversations/pics by walexydon(m): 4:24pm On Apr 16, 2013 |
alaric saltzman: And that was ow my journalist friend was sacked yesterday...cos he told his boss "I want 2 snap a mad man 2day" in yoruba |
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 4:17pm On Apr 16, 2013 |
pablo aimar: Avengers is cool but I love denzel washington's "flight".Avengers was the best of last year...not watched any "best of dis year"... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 4:14pm On Apr 16, 2013 |
Wia r my riddlers? |
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 8:05pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Jack reacher, Django unchained, Argo, here comes the boom |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 8:00pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Tinkybabe: ^^thread starter,where have you ben?Lolz...I've been on riddles tour in other countries |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 8:00pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
blidz2:Letter "E"...this is a babyish riddle nah |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 8:16am On Mar 26, 2013 |
Wow!!! See tough riddles ooo...chai!!! |
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by walexydon(m): 6:43pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
SBabaJ:i concor...but kinda suprised cos...u dont get 2 play it like FIFA or PES...just manage it and its still the most addictive!!! |
Music/Radio / Re: Songs Better Than Tonto Dike's Song by walexydon(m): 5:42pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
ItsModella: With all the yeye songs being released lately, my ears have suffered enough so I'm going back in time. Who wan join me?men...i cant believe i still rememeber this song ...makes u 4get all ur sorrows unlike tonto dikeh's crap which makes u remember them... |
Music/Radio / Re: Songs Better Than Tonto Dike's Song by walexydon(m): 12:52pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
i tried downloading the song on bb but it rejected, writing "error, cannot download song"...then i realized blackberry is a smart phone afterall |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Confession by walexydon(m): 11:35am On Oct 18, 2012 |
DANILSA: crack a joke to cover the shameno be small shame |
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by walexydon(m): 6:38pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
ogbeche77:but FIFA is more real...ur RAM size makes it slow |
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by walexydon(m): 5:44pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
SBabaJ: Spent The Day Playing PES With Friends Who Are In Town For Convo. Finally Found A Way To Deploy Those Barca Players.why play PES when there is FIFA |
Jokes Etc / The Confession by walexydon(m): 4:02pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and behold, six dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses.... If you were the lady what would you do after seeing the guests |
Education / Re: What's The Difference Between A Smart Student And A Brilliant Student by walexydon(m): 3:03pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
the smart 1s know what is needed to be done to pass their exams without necessarily over-stressing their brains...while the brilliant 1s are the "efikos" and "efiwes"...they read, study and pass!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 2:51pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
a filled lorry crossing a bridge with less than 10m to destination meets a cross bar, for some reasons he cant reverse, how does the lorry make it pass the crossbar without a scratch on both lorry and crossbar NB; the lorry is just 2inches longer than the crossbar. |
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 2:49pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Rayz94: that my boynever knew twas a movie...just saw it now...hilarious!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Countries And Their Capital by walexydon(m): 10:17am On Oct 04, 2012 |
death Antigua and Barbuda |
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 1:31pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Rayz94: that my boywho is ur boy? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Countries And Their Capital by walexydon(m): 1:17pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
banjul Madagascar |
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 1:01pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
i find it hard 2 watch movies dese days...buh watch babymakers and the watch...vewi funny |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Jokes/conversations/pics by walexydon(m): 4:56pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Father: ow are ur grades? Son: Under water sir!! Father: what do u mean by underwater? Son: Below C-level sir!! 5 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 11:33am On Sep 18, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: A man is in a room and the door is locked so he can't get out. He has with him a piano, a calender and a bed. How does he eat, drink and get out??simple! he gets dates from the calendar 2 eat, drinks water from the bed(water bed) and use the keys from the piano 2 get out |
Gaming / Re: Best Soccer Game Played by walexydon(m): 11:25am On Sep 18, 2012 |
aligwe07: Fifa 12 by far †Ђε̲̣̣̣̥. Best soccer game eva produced.before that was fifa 09,pes2010,fifa 10.....FiFa life12 is so real...13 would be better |
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 11:24am On Sep 18, 2012 |
Tii94: alryt im kinda goin off point bt hu noz if d sizn 4 of vampire diaries n d sizn 5 of merlin are out??nah...they arent kay9:yep |
Jokes Etc / Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by walexydon(m): 6:46pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
TV/Movies / Re: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by walexydon(m): 6:45pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
resident evil 5 |
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