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stillwater:
^^ I couldn't still see the face o.

you can see an outline of a preety face though
I was a knock out back in the day

I wasn't as robust back then ah
ah ah
na pikins them and age plus spermatozoa do me like that

Sauron na me o
Old mama
na me be that big woman there o

10 seconds only and I take down my picture from my profile

For all those who have been wanting to see me,this is your only chance

Finally I have my picture on my profile for a limited time

Gongo aso akutu pu awu!

ChinenyeN:
I've already challenged people to go and find out the traditional name of bride price. My challenge still stands. . . what is/are the traditional name[s] for bride price? Know the culture you speak of first before you speak of it.

I will continually and steadfastly hold that nothing is wrong with the practice. The only thing that is wrong is the people who [ab]use it.

Lastly, there is no such thing as too much bride price because various factors play a role in determining bride price. So, what applies to one does not necessarily apply to all.

Gbam!
every suitor is "charged" according to his abilities
If my suitor cannot buy ordinary George wrappers,a few yams and stella pomade
what will I be doing with such a fellow?
he should prove his manhood?

all I can say is allahu wakban!
The big boys in prison will finally disvirgin him
rather than 72 virgins,he's now the virgin
allahu wakban I say
na now im go sabi say difference dey between Lekki and Okokomaiko

Ndipe:
While I was against it initially, I think I support it, because bride price cements the leadership role of the man in the family. But the guy who got away with 5k is extremely fortunate. In parts of Ibo culture, be prepared to pay an arm and a leg. How much is too much? As long as it does not bankrupt you.

It's not just Igbos and certainly not all Igbos
Cross River,Akwa Ibom and Rivers state areas also have high bridal demands some worse that certain areas of Igboland.
It varies from place to place and in my opinion,if a man can't afford it,please let him go marry some cheaper girls

Ekpara:
My wife's english is terrible.I knew this before we got married but i thought she could develop herself to improve her language skills.Two years after, it is still the same.She does not look at developing that aspect as an important issue.
This is really giving me some concern.
Please, advise on a way forward.orward.

You obviously married her for some other things besides her English skills
Accept her the way she is first and foremost because there's a chance she'll never change.
There's a girl that was called Omo eko in this forum,despite her many years in the USA and college education in the States she still speaks and writes English like her native Ijebu dialect and I think she's now happily  married too.

muhsin:
Baby Osisi, you still dey? I missed you.

I dey
I missed you too
How was your Sallah?

tanimz:
Who is out of whose mind?

And when did u hear him speak?

Who are the murderers and murderers in waiting? There is definitely something wrong with you!!

His father warned him quite alright, but when did the boy speak?

Please go and do your homework.
Middle school teachers can be mean.
You don't want to get on their bad side

ibkaye:
Lmao, evil woman you are

can you imagine all these boys that make mouth here e.g Sauron and all his gra gra
then he passes through the screener and we see the real Sauron is but a child
Tori repete!

tanimz:
@ Ohsisi, why are u judging the guy and his mother? The boy has not even spoken at all and you guys are jumping into conclusion.

are you out of your mind?
the first thing out of his stoopid mouth was that Alqueda sent him and he's been singing like a parrot ever since,his own father warned about him and the boy hasn't spoken?
Must all you folks be murderers or murderers in waiting?

Finally we can see how big or small Nigerian men are.
Allahu Akhbar!
I need to go get a job at the hairport
free cinema

muhsin:
Do you know what's called responsive or retaliatory action during crisis?

Yes
Like Mutallab tried to kill strangers he met on a plane

As a Christian woman I am enraged that this Islamic terrorist has brought this upon us.
His own mother with her total regalia of burqua will appear on those screen too thanks to this loving son of hers.

I know some women let it all hang out the way they dress but have you heard that these scanners will basically give them nak.ed pictures of you from head to toe and they'll blur out your eyes so you can't be identified ?
Who wants airport officials viewing nak.ed pictures of them.
Well they said women will scan women and men will scan men like that's supposed to make me feel better.
This is what this Mutallab guy has brought unto us.

@ the poster,the deed is already done and now there's a baby growing in that womb,perhaps the only one you'll ever be blessed with.
You said you've been courting abi?
The courtship is over,it's now time for marriage.
Go with your people and perform the marital rites then head to a registry and get married if you can't afford a big wedding.
Do it now before the baby arrives.
Please don't shame that girl and her parents by letting her have a baby in her mother's house without being married.
It is a shameful thing in our  Nigerian culture.
This is not the end of the world.That girl needs a cool headed man at this time and you're not being that right now.
If you're overwhelmed,can you imagine how the young unwedded pregnant woman feels or would feel when the tongues start wagging and fingers start pointing
Get over this shock ASAP and be a man
It's good you have a mother willing to help.
Please do the right thing and if you're Yoruba please name the child[b] Tosin or Toyin[/b].
I like those 2 names even though I don't know the meaning .
I'll suggest other names for other tribes too.

I thank God for opening my eyes.
[size=16pt]I used to be one of those on Kunleoshob's thread who argued against tithing [/size] but I always asked God to lead me aright and not let my heart be hardened if he thought I was on the wrong path.
And Praise God Halleluia,when I least expected it God opened my eyes 2 months ago.
[size=16pt]I am now a faithful tither and couldn't be happier[/size].
Let God be true and all men be liars
I thank God for His Grace.
I thank him for an obedient heart and a Spirit that yearns to do His will.

God was faithful this past year in more ways than one and I know that He will do greater things this year in Jesus' name.
Amen.

This is not an invitation for arguments for and against tithing.
God deals with us all individually.
Let everyone be fully persuaded in their own hearts.

Psalm 95:

7 For he is our God; and we are the people of his pasture, and the sheep of his hand. To day if you will hear his voice,

8 Harden not your heart, as in the provocation, and as in the day of temptation in the wilderness:

Spyker:
In one of the popular movies (Gladiator), the hero in that movie told the emperor, "DEATH SMILES ON US ALL, ALL A MAN CAN DO IS TO SMILE BACK".

There has being a long rumour of Maryam's death a long time ago and if i were in here shoes, i would have already prepared my soul and ask God for forgiveness. She has suffered from the illness (Leukaemia) for a long time and spent fortunes travelling from one country to the other in search of cure. I think she is resting in peace (in the sense that i prefer death than suffering with such an illness).

Anyway, IBB, please take heart.

Come to think of it, i heard that her Maiden name is Okogwu, Is she Igbo?

Yes she is
Her real name before IBB was Ndidi Okogwu
She's from Asaba.

If there was ever a Fed Republic of South Nigeria,it'll be a good start.
The southerners can manage to arrange themselves properly after the north is gone.
Southerners have 2  things in common and that is [b]a desire to succeed and tolerance for people and their religion.[/b]That is enough to move us ahead.

she is dead
May God judge her accordingly.
Amen!

I hope she gave her life to Christ before dying if not na passport to hell

ibro911:
on contrary to the statement in your last paragragh, you actually know nothing and you actually dont reason.
your questions prove it.
i wonder how muslims are allowed to marry jews or christains but still keep them as enemies at the same time.how we are allowed to marry people we're supposed to hunt down and kill?
that's just a mere point and i'm not going to state others or go into details or an argument with you. believe what you want.
it seems like you also find it difficult to read that's why you still ask the first question you asked.
like i said, do some research before you come here and say crap.
mehn just shut the hell up
i

Do you really want to hear the reason?
The reason is because Islam is pre occupied with 2 things

1.Violence
2.Sex (for men )
allah and Mohammed allowed Muslim men to marry Jews and Christians  because they were allowed to obtain sexual gratification as part of the pillars of Islam,did he accord the same right to Muslim women to marry Jews and Christians?
It was not about love for Jews and Christians but all about sex.
The same reason he allowed 4 wives and temporary marriages to harlots basically for Muslim men.
Did mohammed not sleep with random women that tickled his loins?
I said sharap!
You're talking a lot of bullcrap

another thing that bugs me is the way people close their eyes at many things that happen in this world. things that cause these terrorists to act this way.(NOT that i'm in support of their reactions in anyway. but still, )
i can give a lot of examples
nobody sees what happens in guantanamo bay, iraq, afghanistan, palestine,lebanon, etc??
is the whole world that damn blind?
are you blaming the victims of all these wars,invasions and what-not for celebrating even if they hear the president of america stepped on a pin?
do you know what they have gone through?
we should also look at that.
gosh, the media can emphasize on terrorist attacks, why dont they emphasize on all that

They said FBI and the CIA are swarming these internet sites,I hope they trail you and investigate your backside
This is the average Muslim mentality
always speaking from both sides of their mouth.
You tell us Islam forbids violence then in the same breathe you tell us the justification they have
anumpam!
All of you are murderous in nature, that is your brainwashed teaching
it's just a matter of who is brave enough to do what allah expects you all to you.

ibro911:
lol, dude,the first part of your question actually cracked me up a lot.
and @no2atheism, if that is your idea of a valid question, i shake my head in shame.
you might as well ask why the emergency police phone number in the US is 911 huh?
well, lemme be straight with you, i refer to it as nine-one-one not nine eleven.
so,
we straight?

and as for the second part of your question I think ElRazur handled it quite well
and no, i didnt click the link he posted. but yeah, he's sensible, to an extent lol
just kiddin el .

on a more serious note, i think people should be more reasonable and people should realize that the punishment for suicide in Islam is HELL
also, it is stated in the Quran (yes, the main Quran) that killing one innocent person on purpose is like killing the whole mankind (i'm not totally sure on exactly how the verse went)
this means a suicide bomber has committed 2 major offences.
this is something that is very clear and it's also what makes me think there is more to all this than meets the eye.
ISLAM PREACHES PEACE
you should absorb that first.
There is absolutely nothing in the Quran which allows us to kill innocent people. Prophet Mohammed PBUH's last speech to his soldiers before going to war against Meccans was:
- Not to kill innocent people.- Not to kill children.
- Not to kill women.
- Not to kill soldier without weapon.
- Not to kill enemy who runs into someone home for refuge.
- Not to harm any tree which gives fruit.

not to harm any tree which gives fruit. that's the pne that amazes me the most.can you imagine the extent these people will go to?

yes, many of the terrorist things you see in the news are related to Islam.
THAT is a problem we have to resolve together, as a nation, society, community or whatever
calling all muslims terrorists will not help matters AT ALL
this will only cause more conflict.
you should also endeavour to do some research about stuff before coming out and denouncing the religion. please

Nigerians are not terrorists!, neither ar muslims!
there are always bad eggs everywhere.
you should know that.

another thing that bugs me is the way people close their eyes at many things that happen in this world. things that cause these terrorists to act this way.(NOT that i'm in support of their reactions in anyway. but still, )
i can give a lot of examples
nobody sees what happens in guantanamo bay, iraq, afghanistan, palestine,lebanon, etc??
is the whole world that damn blind?
are you blaming the victims of all these wars,invasions and what-not for celebrating even if they hear the president of america stepped on a pin?
do you know what they have gone through?
we should also look at that.
gosh, the media can emphasize on terrorist attacks, why dont they emphasize on all that

Oh shatap already and stop all these deceptions
Islam preaches peace my bakassi!
In the minds of these lunatics based on that quote,the infidels are not innocent
They are guilty for rejecting Islam and thereby merit what they have coming.
They are supporting killings in the Muslim world according to you folks so deserve to be killed.
Did Mohammed and Islam not divide the world into 2

1 .A land where Islam dominates which is a land of peace according to him
2. One where Islam should be established which is a land of war

Mohammed already declared war on the infidels and his slaves and foot soldiers brave enough to continue in his footsteps are doing just that.

Did the Muslim world not celebrate 9/11 on their streets?
is it not  a reality that the Muslim world ,Nigeria in particular had a boost in the no of new born babies named Osama after 9/11
Are you folks not being indoctrinated from childhood to hate Jews and Christians
Is it not in your Koran to hunt them down and kill them?
Did your allah not say you should not take them as friends
what is the opposite of a friend?

People shouldn't be deceived by these cunning Muslims that capitalize on people's ignorance.
Some of us know you all too well.

So a Nigerian can't go to the plane's toilet in peace again?
but this man should have known not to eat beans and get on a plane na
haba!