alosiby u just spoilt the show, dont u know am allergic to tissue paper. I aint coming to any party that tissue paper would be distributed as souvenirs.

Hmmm I dn't want 2 run home b/4 d parry ends jst lyk d previous one. In respect 2 dis non-alcoholic drinks shld be provided. I no fit taste mmanya na-ebu ebu.

B/w Teeo has not yet given his consent nah

@guiterlife the program is running.

x=y

guiterlife=schboy....

Schboy busted

print....

Copy paste in alsoby92 house....

@teeo...I only said that Bright must bring toilet roll because the water people said they will cut off water supply for the whole week. So as to accomodate you waterbacksiders attending the party, I suggested she bring extra as there wont be enough tissue.
@ everyone...truthfully, I laugh everytime I'm in the loo doing number two because i know somewhere out there are waterbacksiders doing their thing...LOL...

Teeo, this one that you are here forming James Bond, hope you remember that it was Saphire and I that started the last party before you came to join us with your cheap booze, so u better cooperate before we start the party in your absence.
I can see SOM sniffing around, Mrs Jare...pls talk to Teeo now o.

Saphire on fire! Sango ni e looto o... Read the gist about the banker guy and I have concluded that you are not nice at all! The guy sef no try sha...

Page eight s ..

The last time I breezed In here I was on the first page..you guys dey try oo..

Been trying to update myself but 9 pages aint no joke (seems the counting is from zero)

E ku ise naa..

@skillet and teeo, what tribe are you guys?

I've always thought skillet ws edo like molly, and teeo, yoruba..but I tink I'm wrong now.

SOM: Molly is not Edo jor! Molly is my Igbo sister but seriously, Molly aint Edo

Tgirl, how come your points don't rhyme with your conclusion! You won't kill me with laugh sha! @ your diary

Guiterlyf who accused you of being anyone else sef or is it your inner still voice?

breathing: SOM: Molly is not Edo jor! Molly is my Igbo sister but seriously, Molly aint Edo

Lol..You this igbo tissue-wiping-as!s geh, your are looking for igbo recruits abi??..I thought I once read she's edo during her early days here..maybe her mum..maybe I'm wrong

Seems the battle has begun, my fingers are crossed.. Ga gan

ℓ☺ℓ, Teeo and SOM, this water-washing-butt couple, you people should let me be o, I don't have enough dettol for both of you now! Yeah, I'm looking for Igbo recruits sha, SOM please can you consider being Igbo by marriage, leave Teeo and consider Skillet nah!

Skillet said somethinng about Guiterlife being a church person and doesnt talk scriptures.

It isnt really his fault, Choir people are like that and the worst amongst the pack are the instrumentalist. They are the randy ones, the girls arent bornagain so they keep seducing their male counterparts. Skillet bros dont blame him oo, but he has confessed openly that he is turning a new leaf, i just hope it last.

Me i stil remain the same...

Guiterlyf: before they pay you, you actually have to show proof that they accused you before you accused yourself, cuz your mouth is the first place I heard that accusation!

Btw Teeo, you can't put yourself and guiterlyf in the same shoes. Guiterlyf takes advantage of dull, naïve, christian girls, or so I gather from reading his diary. You on the other hand sound like you have commitment issues!

Ooops, guess I forgot to include a no offence to Esther, Dorcas, Mary, Angel, YM, Martha (no offence y'all, I don't know y'all but that's how Guiterlyf paints you, so blame him)

Commitment issues, but y shld i commit when i feel like commitment would choke the daylight out of me. And secondly i dont want to make the wrong choice, it seems better to have other options.

I might be wrong anyway

Teeo: Commitment issues, but y shld i commit when i feel like commitment would choke the daylight out of me.

More commitment issues. But I guess you are still enjoying for now? Are you gonna turn out the 40yr-old-guy who can't still pick a wife among the flock?

Lol, na i dont think my mum would give me that priviledge. She would bundle a lady from my place and bring her for me to marry.
That i know she would do when my cold feet gets colder by the day

**Tiptoes into the house,Looks at the puzzle on the table, totally confused.**
**tiptoes out**

you guys are really the best.

som, i am ibo from delta state. i think molly is ibo too. i spent many years in a town called ekpoma. my first uni days. so i talk like an edo boy.

as a restless soul, like bright, i travelled everywhere in edo state. from uromi, to iganke. from benin to igarra and from ekpoma straight to asaba, whenever egbe wagers came to look for me. lol.

Hmmm... Ski baba, I wish I was still in Delta... I would have searched you out by now

yeah i wish so too. we would have given these lagos nairalanders something to gossip about. have some agbor fun. palmwine and bush meat.

I like nigeria to break sooner than later.

The useless leaders of the north are complaining about the actions of the brothers, but they are happy that millions of almajiris are on the street suffering, while they and their families are enjoying. They are not leaders.

There will be a point the governors will not be able to to secure loans from bank. The banks will be running away from them.

Thank God nigeria will collapse one day.

**rubs eyes** sneak peeked and sighs**
Did som1 here talk about introducing me? Alosiby, are you there?

juman: I like nigeria to break sooner than later.

The useless leaders of the north are complaining about the actions of the brothers, but they are happy that millions of almajiris are on the street suffering, while they and their families are enjoying. They are not leaders.

There will be a point the governors will not be able to to secure loans from bank. The banks will be running away from them.

Thank God nigeria will collapse one day.

wot r u tlkn bout?

juman: I like nigeria to break sooner than later.

The useless leaders of the north are complaining about the actions of the brothers, but they are happy that millions of almajiris are on the street suffering, while they and their families are enjoying. They are not leaders.

There will be a point the governors will not be able to to secure loans from bank. The banks will be running away from them.

Thank God nigeria will collapse one day.

[quote author=juman] wtf??

Tani won Latibosibo? A n wiru o n wiru....abeg...help me tell ha to reverse joor

Yes o Ski... It would have been really interesting...
@Juman, did you walk in here with your eyes closed. You should know this is a closed group. Moreover, why do u want to spoil our happy life here with your sour gist? Abeg, park well...

The Britain should let Julian Assange to go joor.

Why Britain doing gra gra. Julian is not a bad man.

sixteen: Yes o Ski... It would have been really interesting...
@Juman, did you walk in here with your eyes closed. You should know this is a closed group. Moreover, why do u want to spoil our happy life here with your sour gist? Abeg, park well...

My eyes are open widely. U know I hate one nigeria greatly. One Nigeria is the root of our problems. Because nobody see nigeria as his/her country, except very few.

And kind of leaders are very bad. Even the traditional leaders and so called religious leaders contribute so much to the rot.

Ah ah oga juman wots happening.
Dis one na sleepwalking in it's highest level...