Gentiejag got me loling(nt on d floor oo) but on my seat inside my 'luxurious bus'. Alosiby,oh no! Dnt tel m u dnt knw wat 'lofinda' is

thanx alosiby ooo for the journey wish abi na wishes

@Sapphire:I really don't know what it is..my folks didn't exactly use the word around me...ehen, what of school? how come you are going on holiday?

@ everyone: you people want to start a party, Abi?

no! no party. i am still hung over from the last one

Fyn gal: Oh! Mama T, sowie, buh my trip to lasgidi has been postponed till further notice. So, m still stuck in Benin for now.

Why u come dey ask for food na?

No worries my dear, just joking.

Ok,oh...just remember its a friday...
anyways, Me: I am going home....
@Tgirl, ESE ma, ESE GAAAAAAN. I see you have decided to stay....welcome, oh!

Houchh, i left this house for some hours and everywhere has turned to a market place.

Ladies and noise making,

Anyways Ajuwaya things got me busy today.

Now where do i start from ok someone asked whether Lady Tee was a wife material (in breathings heavy igbo accent) biko, biko nu... Abeg i didnt tell anybody i was wife hunting.

Me that is just looking for another distraction jejeli, now someone is talking about wife.
Hia, for me as long as she is girlfriend material, ozugo for me ooo. Bikonu hapun maka. Alosiby nna nu.. Ok oo.

Breathing u shld know y i love Igbos i even understand a little.

skillet: no! no party. i am still hung over from the last one

No parry ke? I thot we are having a diaryland get2geda at the end of the year.

I am going home for the brief holiday. Imagine my forgetfulness! I went 2gtbank for my atm card,waited for a long time b4 i was given d pin. Now, cant find it&i havnt even activaed the card

teeo: Houchh, i left this house for some hours and everywhere has turned to a market place.

Ladies and noise making,

Anyways Ajuwaya things got me busy today.

Now where do i start from ok someone asked whether Lady Tee was a wife material (in breathings heavy igbo accent) biko, biko nu... Abeg i didnt tell anybody i was wife hunting.

Me that is just looking for another distraction jejeli, now someone is talking about wife.
Hia, for me as long as she is girlfriend material, ozugo for me ooo. Bikonu hapun maka. Alosiby nna nu.. Ok oo.

Breathing u shld know y i love Igbos i even understand a little.

U berra don mess with dat fine chic! U know her name starts with T and mine starts with T as well. If you don't want the wrath of the T bearers to descend on you, u berra behave.

Seriously, I hope you don't get tired soon cos thatz what happens to you as soon as the chase is over.

alosiby92:
@Tgirl, ESE ma, ESE GAAAAAAN. I see you have decided to stay....welcome, oh!

Thanks. Good we finally have a chat room.

@alosiby92....am yoruba now...m nt a bastard dorta of d soil.
D guy shld stil b able to ask me out.
Accent is no barrier.

@sapphire...no laff too much o. B4 dt woman would add ''eni to ba rerin ju naa le lo'' safe trip

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abegi,who are d 3guests visiting us? Abeg,use ur username jor

by the way, u could edit the title of this and the one at diaryland to "meet diarylanders here" except you prefer it simply for diarylanders to discuss.

Reason I suggested that is cos, there might be people that have a thing or two to say/ask. Just a suggestion and it purely depends on the intent of starting this thread.

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@Tmama e ka sun ma, i would try my best to hid to ur advice, but things of the heart at times are beyond me. Maybe there is something am searching for, who knows if i wld find it with lady T; if i dont man must move on..

i am confused who is holding a party someone shld tell me or have u forgotten so soon that i supply cheap booze.

Mama T, i lyk d name of this thread cos, i don't want those nairaland 'egbe wagers', 'bad-mouthers' to spoil d fun we re having here. *IMO*

teeo: @Tmama e ka sun ma, i would try my best to hid to ur advice, but things of the heart at times are beyond me. Maybe there is something am searching for, who knows if i wld find it with lady T; if i dont man must move on..

i am confused who is holding a party someone shld tell me or have u forgotten so soon that i supply cheap booze.

I am the hoster,lmao. This party ends on tuesday. I am treating you all to asun and smirn off ice

OK. OK. I get your point fyngal.

Teeo, no shaking o. I was just pulling ya legs. But seriously bro, friendship could be a better way to go to find "the one" since you get bored of them easily.

that wont be a bad idea, tgirl. but if thats going to work, like seriously, then the planning must start now.

Really glad a couple of diarylanders are imitating my Igbo accent already. Guiterlyf not only quoted me today but also referenced it, so I don't sue him for plagiarism. lolzzzz. Very soon we all would be able to start speaking Igbo . Maybe one day I'd imitate Gentie's fake Yoruba accent too!

Gentiejack: your post so made me laugh, btw, are you geltlejack's girlfriend *grins*.

It's Friday, this is one night you guys are permitted to turn Alosiby's house upside down. (Yeah quote me tomorrow when she comes to rant).
Teeo please make the drinks more expensive tonight, seeing as I'd actually be drinking...

I'd supply toilet tissues tonight, Teeo feel free to use up a whole roll at a go, I don't mind, provided you won't do any behind-based washing today, seeing as you would be serving the drinks!

laziness is what is worrying me from updating my diary. abeg joor. let me go and update.

Sapphiredamsel:
I am the hoster,lmao. This party ends on tuesday. I am treating you all to asun and smirn off ice

Are u coming to Lasgidi ni?

skillet: that wont be a bad idea, tgirl. but if thats going to work, like seriously, then the planning must start now.

I wasn't really serious about that, but it's not a bad idea as long as everyone is in support.


So, who n who is down with the idea of an end of year parry? End of year could mean October o, not necessarily December.

am down for whatever only that i thought the year ended in december? did the cosmic rays affect the calender?

Tgirl: Eye yam an Igbo girl o, so who is bringing the money for the end of year party b4 I know whether to propose or oppose the issue!

@Tmama, i get ur point so well thanks i feel so loved..

Sapphiredamsel are u serious, now that u mentioned it am more or else in Lasgidi who amongst my muslim sisters would host me for sallah. At least it wouldnt be bad celebrating the end of Ramadan.. As for ileya whether SOM likes it or yes me am already booked down for Ibadan.

@Breathing y did u have to spoil the fun by mentioning behind washing either with water or tissue pls. How i do that business is none of ur business. Bikonu jiri wanyun. As long as dettol takes care of me. Lolzzzzz

Skilz: I guess she said October cuz people generally have other plans for December!

Awww Teeo, I'd get you a carton of dettol then!lolzzzz. Your roommate is doing a good job of teaching you Igbo!

teeo: @Tmama, i get ur point so well thanks i feel so loved..

Sapphiredamsel are u serious, now that u mentioned it am more or else in Lasgidi who amongst my muslim sisters would host me for sallah. At least it wouldnt be bad celebrating the end of Ramadan.. As for ileya whether SOM likes it or yes me am already booked down for Ibadan.

@Breathing y did u have to spoil the fun by mentioning behind washing either with water or tissue pls. How i do that business is none of ur business. Bikonu jiri wanyun. As long as dettol takes care of me. Lolzzzzz

Yeah,just got to Oshodi now. On my way home. I'm sorry i cannot host you***ela***. Let SOM do dat o jawe

Sapphiredamsel so u think u can give me ONE EYES and walk away with it... I wld take my own pound of flesh sooner or later.

Guy, wey u? Ama quietly walk in, stil searching 4 an empty seat.. Wey dis guy na?

hey (talks with a bass voice) Mr Moralistic moras, or whatsoever u call urself. If u are not a diarian just jejeli walk out the same way u walked in. Dont u know ur a gatecrasher? if u dont know now am telling u.

I have a backup AK47 i can run to get to shot the moral out of ur life. And the gun doesnt sound like Naija our police gun but more like Boko Haram ammunition.

And all Diarians no party this night, and thats not a topic for discussion. All Ijebu and Egba ladies no owambe tonight.
Thats final or..

The only person who can change my mind is S...u know who......