Oh my my! Wat av I been missing? God! 6 pages already and I haven't even said anything!

Hmmm it's friday evening already.
Dis one oga teeo ban party tonite, ogini?
Maybe he doesn't want a repeat of d series of house cleaning exercise.
But seriously I'm in a parry mood 2nite.
*** runs off 2 look 4 SOM***. Maybe he'll av a rethink.

EyesWideOpen: Oh my my! Wat av I been missing? God! 6 pages already and I haven't even said anything!

now youre saying something. make it count.

skillet:

now youre saying something. make it count.

Pressure!

Moralistli: Guy, wey u? Ama quietly walk in, stil searching 4 an empty seat.. Wey dis guy na?

guy, see your pattern. very funny. really, youre welcome. dont mind teeo, hes just jokin. the only problem is that this is a thread for a select group of friends. actually, the only criteria is to keep a diary in the diary section. that way, we get to know you and know how to relate with you. so i guess we will be seeing more of you.

by the way, bright, i wanted to call you but as i was about to dail, i decided to read your updates on blacksheep, and i found out you were pissed at him and you were looking for where to vent. then i advised myself. i said "self... if den no teh you, you no go run?" and so i ran. shebi i try?

ℓ☺ℓ Skillet, good decision!

@eyeswideopen:
Can u imagine? 6 pages nd not a word. Nd u had ur eyes wide open!

^^^ I guess it isn't so wide open after all. Been following ol of Sapphiredamsel's posts here, ol dis yl I hadn't thought about checking d thread.
The heading didn't appeal to me. How was I to know ol of una been dey enjoy one helluva parrrrty here?

skillet:

now youre saying something. make it count.

is dt u tasking me? Hello Mr. Skillet, elephants fly too!

only on planes my brother, only on planes.

no tasking cos no benefitting from tasking.

an elephants ears cannot, i repeat cannot cause lift.

What are these two people speaking biko. Elephants, planes and lifts? When did those enter this room?

7 pages...wow...you people have done me proud..

@ everyone: got 70 notifications...need to update myself so will take a while..wait, oh- you people did not have a parry? why now? who gate crashed? I'm sure Tgirl's fart wasn't that bad....but for everyone to leave? LOL (just joking, Tgirl)
About this parry sef..is it one in real life or in diaryland? because you people know how I feel about parties in Nigeria, how will I get there? you will pay for my plane ticket, abi?...all of you better start raising funds...
anyway, on the topic of raising funds,Sapphire well done oh, did you eventually manage to prevent the amputation?

who be dis mr moralistic moral? Anyone know him? who's cousin?

*In tubaba's voice!*One love ma people! Nothing dey happen!!
@Gtlyf, this your stalker issue is so serious you had to post in yoruba abi? Anyways aye o pare.
I see Tgirl is here now, d register is almost complete...
Mr Teeo, boyfriend to aunty T which levels now? Why would you place a ban on our party biko? *winks*. Just because u did a lil cleaning (which u didn't even do well cos Faridah had to redo it) the last time, we no go hear word abi? Even breathing the "aproko" reporter wants one...oya lets vote! All in favor of another party in alosiby's crib say 'aye'!!

breathing? Aproko reporter?
@sixteen, LOL...
Can't we have the party elsewhere? biko, my house is still smelling of IZAL...what of Breathing's place? I hear Skillet has a tv, why not his place?

@teeo, I'm sorry-oh...didn't mean to call you a boy or pressurize you into marriage..take your time...as for cleaning my house, it was only because you water-backsided and flooded the bathroom floor...next time,it won't happen again..(I hope)

oo did alosiby just apologise to me. Am honoured anyways i was just joking.

Alosiby how are u doing today, someone shld pls look for SOM for me na or else no party whether u like it or not.

@teeo: I'm fine...about to go read my books to blazes...sorry about that your tutoring girl..tell her you will absorb her understanding via osmosis..either that or slap it into her head....

"Siddon there dey find peesure. One moralistic one tin one tin don dey gatecrash una party. And you know say na you be the bouncer ehn ?
No let bright find you lazying around when you should be kicking some butt, I swear she go use like one trailer load of toilet roll wack you heh, she go use one clear the broadway(unto some inglorious attrocities) take am fill that your big mouth wey you dey take kiss all of dem innocent women. Anuofia *in brightened anger*
But that will be little compared to what alosiby will do to you. That mopping stick na im she go take mop your teeth after farydah and saphire are both done venting there anger and frustration about your philandereing attitude's.
Now run and don't look back erm erm come back you'll need my AK-47."

@Guitarlife: what is all dis? why are you commenting in far to reach places and not on our thread? why na? anyways, your post had me on the floor...its too funny...

I'm still watching him like TV.

@ sapphire we are doing alright. Just I was wondering what to write then. I see the house is bubbling, but I got to catch some zzzz right now. Later

breathing: What are these two people speaking biko. Elephants, planes and lifts? When did those enter this room?

my dear, even me serf, i no know o! the guy just started talking of elephants flying and i decided to humor him. sounds like some whack mafia terms. like ogogoro drinkers code. abi?

Guiterlife=schboy

This is d lastest jamb question.

^^ good question....like schboy, he's just hoovering around and not commenting...dancing to the music blasting from our party's speakers but not joining in the party...mmmmm

teeo: Guiterlife=schboy

This is d lastest jamb question.

teeo. i think we should open another topic on dairy section about this issue. put up a poll there, so we can put it to the vote.

else everything i say on this issue is skewed.

@guitarlife: ok, sha...I understand and won't bother you again..Ejo, ke ma ma pe mi ni oruko gidi me..mi fe ki gbogbo aye mo, afi awon to mo mi dada ...thats all, thank you.

What a house!!! Alosiby, sannu ko

okay. thats nice bro. i guess he has forgotten to tell you how he, in a bid to show himself witty, called lord vandermot a broke arsse.

well, his case wasnt special. just another hater.

but somethings really bothers me about that guy. he talks so much about church, but hes never quoted scripture. well, i might be wrong. but thats just one of the many things that bother me about my Yoruba guy.

Hi room. Tomorow is the parry

Sapphiredamsel no parry ooo anywhere near here. Se oo gbo abi oo daun

who will bell the cat? who will invite callotti da hallotti. da sullotti da biss. to this house? any takers?

@DJ BOMBASTIC: Wait oh...not tommorroow, tommorow, some of us have church (we also have evening service)...some time this week...It will be the official welcome party for Tgirl and SammieJo..maybe even EyeswideOpen...strictly by invite only..no gate crashers.(*looks around for moralistic moras)
@teeo, we need expensive booze this time, can you organise?
@Breathing: bring us that lovely Ibo palm wine if you come...don't forget your toilet rool!
@Fardah: bring us some jollof rice...

@Guitarlife: So no be wash?, na you be schboi? anyways, what programming language is that? java?