binger: dude,wetin dey mock...can't u see we're trying to connect? Is it a sin?

I've a ministry here, consult me first.

Vanneni: hi y'al I actually joined NL since 2010 bt I've neva used it until 2dy. y'al shud welcum moi n I hope ma xperience here wud b fun

it will fun alright but you have to be prepared to meet both the good,bad and ugly of NL...you look good in your pic

Mynd_44:
And the queen of England is a virgin

lwkmd...and mukina2 is dame patience jonathan

Mimi Briggs :
Hello ppl

dayuuuuuuuuummmm!!!!...gurl, you look suwwwwweeeeeettt...nice pic.welcome to the mad men section

Mynd_44:
Hi, I am also new and I am all about sunshine.

Can you upload a picture so we can see what you are working with?

BTW, welcome to NL

lwkmd.....this methuselah claiming a newbie...buwaahahahahahahahahahaha

D-Explorer:
What the heck is wrong with Binger, 190 and Mynd messing up this thread?

am more baffled than you

D-Explorer:
What the heck is wrong with Binger, 190 and Mynd messing up this thread?

What have you been smoking?

lalaosky:

lwkmd...and mukina2 is dame patience jonathan

And Roomney won the American presidential election

lalaosky:

lwkmd.....this methuselah claiming a newbie...buwaahahahahahahahahahaha

No make me vex oo

D-Explorer:

I've a ministry here, consult me first.

Please whats the name of the ministry?is it registered and certified?Is it a popul;ar one? what are the aims and objectives of this 'ministry'?how will it benefit me if i consult you?? Begin answer

binger: Please whats the name of the ministry?is it registered and certified?Is it a popul;ar one? what are the aims and objectives of this 'ministry'?how will it benefit me if i consult you?? Begin answer

Even Google sef go show error if you ask all these.

D-Explorer:

Even Google sef go show error if you ask all these.

Please sir, how do I start topics? I am new and I don't know

Mynd_44:
Please sir, how do I start topics? I am new and I don't know

bobo! wey pics from una beach lounging na!

Idowuogbo:
bobo! wey pics from una beach lounging na!

Ask killz na.

Why e be say na me una dey ask?

And why would I wanna upload pics of those innocent babes in bikinis?

Mynd_44:
Ask killz na.

Why e be say na me una dey ask?

And why would I wanna upload pics of those innocent babes in bikinis?

gerrout! i'll get d info anyways... y u dey slack

Idowuogbo:
gerrout! i'll get d info anyways... y u dey slack

lol

Mynd_44:
Please sir, how do I start topics? I am new and I don't know

Click on the trending topics, click the first topic, follow the poster, click all followers, send a msg to all then you'll get an SMS saying welcome to Nairaland, your thread has been created. Just reply by saying thank you ok.

D-Explorer:

Click on the trending topics, click the first topic, follow the poster, click all followers, send a msg to all then you'll get an SMS saying welcome to Nairaland, your thread has been created. Just reply by saying thank you ok.

Tried it and it did not work

Mynd_44:
Tried it and it did not work

Olodo ni e then

D-Explorer:

Olodo ni e then

I am new and because I did not understand something, you are calling me olodo.

Why na?

Shugamania:

Hello I am new. I am mynd what's yours?

Mynd_44:
Hello I am new. I am mynd what's yours?

Ogbeni, welcome newbies and stop derailing

D-Explorer:

Ogbeni, welcome newbies and stop derailing

I was welcoming shugamania na.

mynd and D-x, the two granfathers of NL, why una dey derail this thread nah?...una don dey madt ni?

lalaosky: mynd and D-x, the two granfathers of NL, why una dey derail this thread nah?...una don dey madt ni?

Smh.

Okay I will be good

lalaosky: mynd and D-x, the two granfathers of NL, why una dey derail this thread nah?...una don dey madt ni?

Yes! Mynd mad pass but now you don join mad grandfathers

So anymore new comers?

Mynd_44:
Hello I am new. I am mynd what's yours?

Hello, i am not new. I am mynd, what's yours? Face the newbies..

Shugamania:

Hello, i am not new. I am mynd, what's yours? Face the newbies..

Yes ma'am

lalaosky:

it will fun alright but you have to be prepared to meet both the good,bad and ugly of NL...you look good in your pic

. tnk u. I knw wah 2 xpect here.

lalaosky:

lwkmd.....this methuselah claiming a newbie...buwaahahahahahahahahahaha

. dnt mind him. I'm soooooooooo used 2 dat name. he n 190 r evriwer here. lyk wen I wasn't even usin NL n I maybe went online 2 search 4 a particular topic n NL's options pop up also, weneva I clicked on it, I always saw diz 2 guyz commenting n makin trouble. lol