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| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by dianarose(f): 2:49pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
hmmmmm that serves him right. all this unscrupulous men that think they are doing ladies a favour whenever they think of settling for family. chao |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by cicero(m): 2:53pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Followed AJ's posts on "How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage?". No doubt she's very strong in her opinion and very rude at times but give it to her, she's very smart or should I say intelligent. Needless to say I scroll looking for her posts and replies, she made me decide to start posting. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by almondjoy(f): 2:54pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
cicero: Well thank you!  One love to you too! I still dey here jare, don't mind bad belle people!Are you sure you are not an old poster?  |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by ishanchic(f): 3:09pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
who does dis guy think he is. what does he mean by ''i av finally decided to marry u''. is he doin her a favor or wat. or beta still aisha this ur friend is she over aged or wat. cos i really cant comprehend his statement. guys of nowadays na wa 4 unasef una too RUDE |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Dalby(m): 3:11pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
almondjoy: You no dey tire to fight, this is not china O |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Dreloaded(f): 3:12pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
The guy called me and has been asking me to talk to her, he said he was sorry that, he planned a better way to say it but it all came out wrong, he knows she is a jewel thats why he asked her to marry him. Lmao. To think everyone thought that it'd be aisha's friend that would end up "begging" in the end Hahahha  |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Kaestro(m): 3:13pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
I don't find the guy's statement unbelievable nevertheless I'd like to think he was thinking out loudly and didn't realise she'd heard .Perhaps he said "I've finally decided you're the one for me" but the girl heard otherwise.Or he thought he said "Will you marry me?" and something else came out. Anyhow, as the topic goes it's mad funny. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by efuah(f): 3:14pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
almondjoy:rofl AJ u got me rolling. . . . reborn to come n make peace. Dalby:abi o. . . she's very stubborn. . . AJ! |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by almondjoy(f): 3:19pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
efuah: You know now! Anything less than 100 posts you can't verify if na friend or foe! Till they show their true color  I refuse to be paranoid ma dear. Let them keep revealing themselves. I am very stubborn.  I don hear. I stubborn to you? Don't you see as you carry yourself like a true Christian around Narialand. All these stupid ones will be disturbing my life like Legionnaires' disease! Dalby: You should thank me. I am sacrificing maself for Nairaland man and woman kind. So that if I ever disappear, you will have absolute freedom of expression without fear or favor. If I was president of Nigeria now. . . . you know that Nigeria will definitely change. I will burn all those fake churches and all the witches and wizards inside. Just live like only one in every state. So people will learn to use their heads for a change instead of thinking with their arses! |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by idupaul: 3:24pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
O k I HAVE DECIDED I MUST MARRY YOU!! [img]http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:3vhTRzh2bkvagM:http://icanhascheezburger.files./2007/04/i-has-a-marriage.jpg[/img] Does this sound better. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by efuah(f): 3:32pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
AJ, baby i aint patrolling like a "true christian". . . nairaland is full of mad people and u know that, exchanging words wt them isn't the best. Your sis-in-law here does nt have the strength for that. sometime ago, u advised me to ignore so do ignore too sometimes. Besides u and dynamite were once friends or  It breaks ma heart to see u fighting n folks calling u names  . . . let it go love, it aint worth it.  |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by cicero(m): 3:37pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
@AJ Not an old poster, and not new either. Really I think being an old poster and then changing names is petty, it takes the shine off sound ideas and projects personalities - the clash of ideas educates, the clash of personalities hurts destinies I respect peoples opinion even when I dont agree, because we all see it from where we are standing! |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Easybaby(f): 3:38pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Na wa o o! If they proposed problem . . .If they don't, problem  |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Dreloaded(f): 3:40pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Lol some girls reek of desperation. That was a proposal to you? |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Dreloaded(f): 3:41pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
idupaul: The "must" makes it way better. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by idupaul: 3:47pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Easybaby: you have wisdom bestowed upon you congenitally . |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by almondjoy(f): 4:12pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
efuah: You could have fooled me.  Even better than the so-called believers! This sis-in-law has enough energy for our generations to come so don't worry. If I Ignore them, how will I keep awake at work? My job is too important I beg. Take note of this. . . . . THIS IS NAIRALAND!!!! NO PERMANENT FRIENDS, NO PERMANENT ENEMIES. Friends DO NOT disrespect one another no matter the differences so which friend are you talking about? Please it is safe to keep her as an enemy abeg. I am not that desperate! HABA! If na man I for say well. . . . but a female like me. . . for wetin now? You hear say a be lesbian? Please write something else.I only advised you because of that was a dude. If it were a female. . . .I would have asked you to draw out your dagger and finish her off! I have no sympathy for bitches! Don't let it break your heart sweetheart. . . . no love lost! I have let it go for I have written all there is to write there about her matter. Let her go and look for someone else to "befriend". I am having too much fun right now. I will deal with her somewhere else! That thread is way to old to continue there. cicero: That is alright. I just love to get things off ma arse they are bugging me so I can remain ma happy self! Well, keep on truckin' a say! |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Kabidoye(m): 4:15pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
i think 2 wrong dont make a right. if u really luv him, u shd tell him d right way to do it. he might not know what he did was wrong. Abeg take it easy. u guys ve come a long way. I wish u all the best. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Veracious(f): 4:22pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
It seems the lady has been pestering the guy for marriage and the guy just wants to please her for a time,considering the way he proposed to her.The venue is'nt bad, its just the wordings that are incridible. Well i think she should think very well if she wants to get back to him or forget about him. He actually seems to me unromantic and unloving. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by jkpretty(f): 4:25pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Meen that proposal is wacked. And soo ambigious. . . After i've checked amongst my numerous . . . After all the whahala u've given me . . . After all the stress at home and by friends to get married . . . Since i don't have any other choice . . . and so on . . . but well since the people in question have settled. No wahala Its better u don't tell me anything sef. Just say i'm bringing my people to see your people. Soo that we'll know that we r going back to the dayzzz. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by efuah(f): 4:29pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmm AJ my Lard! i guess i have nothing else to say than to kiss u to calm ya nerves haha |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by JayFK(m): 4:40pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
I really dont see what he did wrong there. He went straight to the point and the proposal was unambiguous unlike what someone said. So she turned down the guy because it was unromantic? Wow, if its me though you definitely won't be getting another one. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by olulu(m): 4:42pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
efuah: talking about kissing, can i get one too? u know, to calm my nerves , i've got a bad temper too. and kissing is my hobby. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by tkb417(m): 4:44pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
crazy thngs!! is it the choice of words that is bad or the location? I think if they were truly in love, the gurl wouldnt have noticed the particular words that were used. I can propose to my babe on the 3rd mainland bridge, who cares? the best marriage proposals wont necessarily bring the best marriage. what really matters is life after marriage. My opinion caveat emptor, emptress, emptiness paapaa dont quote me anywhere |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by efuah(f): 4:49pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
olulu:olulu. . . ur name sef makes me laugh bad temper? rofl. . . go for a cold shower! tkb417:av quoted u |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by ken82(m): 5:02pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Take it easy on him maybe he doesn't know how to go about it, i advice u consider the no. of year u spent 2gether while making any decision. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by almondjoy(f): 5:13pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
efuah: My nerves are cool as cucumbers. . . . . after the exorcising process. I DEY KAMKPE. You do not see me hiding under a rock do you? It is good to cast out demons once in a while, both internally and externally. Na we all get this Nairaland. . . . no wahala. Kisses to you too! |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by tkb417(m): 5:18pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
@Efuah ure quoting me shey? na u know o |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by codedguy1(m): 5:26pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
kAI, Una nor know wetin the girl don take the bobo eye see before him come propose like that. The guy had weighed all the options and had finally come[b] to this decision[/b]. she should count herself very lucky. You ladies think its easy for a guy when he wants to propose to the lady he wants to spend the rest of his life with. Am sure he pobably didn't want it to come out like that. but tension can make a man say/do strange things. If she knows whats good for her, she should use style and accept b4 another babe take your place. Am sure she likes the guy thats why she is even concerned bout the way he proposed. if not na outright NO she for answer, and all this yarns would have been unnecessary. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by jonjon(f): 5:27pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
She has a right to be annoyed. If she was d one that spoke so carelessly, she wouldn't have been tolerated. But I suspect they never had mush love between them anyway, u know her reaction smacks of the accumulated annoyance of four years. |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Meldrick(m): 5:39pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
tkb417: |
| Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 5:41pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
as far as im concerned almondjoy is the most intelligent wisened and well spoken female on nairaland. AJ i look forward to reading more of ur posts. keep it up |
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