₦airaland Forum

Already you presented yourself to attract them. Are you the only man on the Street? Over the years I have learnt that she people pretends they don't like something that used to be the opposite of what they wants to do.

DeepSight:
My brother, I have personally concluded that this generation will not see steady electricity in Nigeria.
And by generation I mean everyone alive today.

Throwback:
Tinubu has released assignment for Peter Obi.

He will submit it by tomorrow.

for your sake, if left for him, he will stay in his house to enjoy his wealth

True talk. The problems of nigeria is the judiciary and the Nigeria youths who are so tribalistc and never agree to speak with one voice

Pussyisgud:
Ampiclox for chicken pox, STOP ABUSING ANTIBIOTICS you dumbfxck go and buy the 7 keys

what do you know about drugs fool

YourFada2:
I can amplificox to the 7 keys? Or to the lotion.

Already I called my sis and she told me to get amplicox and paracetamol and I’ve done that. But my fears persist..

after you drink the 7 keys to power, you still rob the 7 keys to power all over your body if it dried up, you then rob the calamine lotion all over your body. The 7 keys to power will now brought all the chicken pox inside your body out. No problem if you add paracetamol 222 a day for ,3 days. This is the best treatment for this sickness. Good luck

Story to the birds. Which security will stop them in Nigeria to check their convoys

Buy 7 keys to power by alladeen. Drink a spoon 3 times daily. Rob all over your body. If dried rob calamine lotion to cool your body. You can add ampicox capsules. 1-1-1-1 a day for 3 days.

Hope you are no 1 pastor in rivers state. You failed as a pastor for not delivering the state from spiritual problems by now.

So person who works for you cannot rest if he is tired. The picture depicts that the man is not lazy.

CountinBlessins:
Fūck APC
Fūck PDP
Fūck LP
Fūck all politicians and their supporters, families , concubines , lovers, fans etc
And if you work for a politician then fūck you too.
If you voted for Tinubu fūck you too
If you voted for Atiku Fûck you too
If you voted for Obi fūck you and your dreams and hopes for Nigeria
Now if you read this comment, pls bend over backwards and fūck yourself hard , really hard

I almost forgot, fūck fubara , Otti and the road they are commissioning too

I pity you're parents. I never knew this your matter will turn to madness. Kpelee

Obakoolex:
Which one is "If" when he's not even going to be the president

Tinubu wey no lie sef dey show people shege, e con be Linus wey Sabi lie pass devil. His only chance was lost in 2023 election and we all see he's a bad looser including his mumudient followers.

OK I understand. Na you're father will be the next president. Mumu people every where

Sharpsharp00123:
u Igbos n self deciet

Let’s see how long u can lie to yourself once again

why do you hate IBO's this way. God have mercy on you

Sometimes I regrets buildings houses for tenant's. Most of them are so wicked that after making the first payment they locked up and started giving excuses. They are the ones that will even take you to court.

emkz:
Breaking News: Peter Obi reacts, condemns Tinubu's administration for giving approval for a special purpose vehicle to build 90,000km fibre optic cable, calls it a white elephant project and laments potential job losses in the corridors where the cable would be laid. Advises government to focus on ending poverty instead.

This I have seen.

For those insulting me that Peter Obi did not say this and laying curses on themselves, THIS IS SATIRE. I have to explain as it is clear some who are quick with insults are extremely limited in understanding.

na so madness dee start. I pity your innocent parents for wasting their hard earned money on you.

CountinBlessins:
Fūck this government and all politicians.
Fück all Nigerians too and all who read this comment.
Fūck Tinubu extra special too

na so madness dee start

DataCrab:
Hello Nairalanders, I was trying to use USSD to recharge 100k airtime for myself to purchase 1TB 1 year data plan earlier this morning but i mistakenly omitted the second digit of the number (i put 9 instead of 8 😭) and the thing now is that the number is not mine. I've been calling the person since morning, phone rang for some time but has been switched off since. Please how can i go about recovering my money? UBA said they can't help me that I'll have to report to the network provider of the person and i don't know which network the person uses, i only know their phone number (the one i mistakenly recharged for)

thief

Ola9ja23:
You think federal mighty is play play 😀😁


Fubara and Bitter Obituarists shall be humiliated last last

jobless Nigeria youth. Continue to insults some one who pass your father because MTN can sale cheap data ₦50 to you. With this type of life you are living if you don't caution your self, your future life will amounts to nothing for always insulting a man who did nothing to you personally.

End of the road for this bigot.

Abi Nigerian government is running this country or IMG. Am tired of IMF telling us what to do

Righthussle:
Nothing can describe the love Nigeria has for her colonizer and enslaver. The love is too much. Till date we have refused to do away with even the stupid slave name these guys gave to us.

This big head normally should have been stoned and chased out of the country for the atrocities they committed against us.

How will you be honouring and celebrating the children of people who raped and sold our mothers, wives, and daughters? Their children should be scared of us.

I will never celebrate these people !
I will never practice their religion!
I will never give my children English names!

I still speak their language today because our foolish leaders have forced us to learn and speak the language of our enslavers by making it our national language.

Are they not better then these your criminal leaders that has nothing to offer the nation except hardship and killing.

So each of the stones cost $100. Make you continue to deceive your self thinking you're deceiving the public

Congratulations on your cheating spray. You are a wonderful woman. More Greeze to your elbow

Awesome! The Holy Bible says Jerusalem obodo maranma meaning Jerusalem city that is so beautiful. We can confirm what the Bible says by this pictures.

lordm:
Give it to your pastor. He will pray for you to succeed

YOU PARENTS PRAYERS WORK FASTER THAN YOUR PASTOR'S PRAYER.

BondRiv:
Fubara is just a visionless thing fishing for crisis. The Assembly building he demolished, he has not finished building it, now it is the Assembly quarters that is his problem. The clueless despardo was reading the script he was given and said he wants to renovate the assembly quarters. Ask him, is he done renovating all the schools and hospitals in Rivers State? Impeach this melon, before he destroys everything in the state, then lock him up in prison.

Carry you friends go and impeach him and stop disturbing our peace on Nairaland

ccrenda5540:
Rivers is in darkness sim should be Impeach what an intoxicated governor

Carry your friends go and impeach him.

Woman go and reconcile with your ex. Any person who donates money to you to go and fight your husband is a fool.

AnambraPikinSel:
You mistake me for your father

You don't have father. Ask your mother who was your real father.

AnambraPikinSel:
Both fubara,Nyesom wike,Peter Obi and Oba of Benin dey mad

I saw you eating from the dustbin already. Useless Nigerian youth

seunmsg:
Nothing will happen if Fubara is impeached. If you guys see nothing wrong in his attempt to impeach 27 elected members of the House of Assembly, why then are you crying over the plan to impeach him?

Go and remove him by your self.

Inconsistent policy everywhere.