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PoliticsIf Buhari Is Working, Then Why.... by 12Monkeys(op): 1:04am On Aug 19, 2016
If Buhari is working, then why is he losing his supporters daily especially in the SW?

If anything, Buhari's gross failure and despotism including his open support for the killer Fulani militia has vindicated us who opposed his presidency since 2003, that voting for the man was pure foolishness.
Foreign AffairsRe: Naked Donald Trump Statues Erected In New York (Photos) by 12Monkeys: 12:58am On Aug 19, 2016
fistonati:
Initially, i thought you were making sense but realised ur processor is l o w.

RECEIVE SENSE
I will not in any way concern myself with what Trump says but rather the past crimes of the witch you are rooting for.

All you Muslims want Hilary because of the good job she and Obama did in creating and supporting your jihadists muhajadunces in Syira, Libya and Nigeria.

If you like insult your father in response to this post!
PoliticsRe: John Kerry To Visit Nigeria Next Week by 12Monkeys: 12:38am On Aug 19, 2016
yanshDoctor:
grin USA and UK already knows that buhari is no longer popular back home. why haven't they talk about avengers? they know they won't want to trend on that line. that is where Nigeria is divided unlike boko haram. USA and UK have learnt their lessons on country national issues. they won't want to take side in either otherwise they create another enemy to the already existing enemies.
[size=18pt]Buhari: The Perfect Manchurian Kandidate[/size]
If you let a bull into a china shop you are expecting the bull to wreck all the china.

This is why the West chose Buhari as their anointed candidate not to rule Nigeria but to oversee Nigeria's dissolution.

The perfect Manchurian Kandidate is one who you know will do what you expect from him not because of the brainwashing but the fact that you understand his personae and character enough to ensure that he will do what you expect of him. This is the simple summary of the character and divisive nature of Muhammadu Buhari. The West are no strangers to Buhari's sectionalism and bigotry and over the years since Buhari was kicked out of Dodan Barracks, Buhari has had time to become more radicalized in both his parochial sectionalism and bigotry to the point that he floated a regional northern party on his own - Congress for Progressive Change. So the excuse that the west may have made a mistake in supporting Buhari is totally out of the question as they knew very well before hand what a candidate like Muhamdu Buhari represented before throwing their weight behind him.

When Buhari made the quote; "I belong to nobody but belong to everybody" he was in effect telling us that he is nothing but a puppet at the hands of many a puppeteers.

Buhari's many puppeteers are;

1. Hardline Northern supremacists
usually sharia advocates. These set of scammers are working in tandem with the Saudi Wahabbi group are just out to make a buck both from Saudi Arabia and to garner influence from within the Nigerian govt. This set of religious bigots where highly influential in redirecting Nigeria's foreign policy towards Saudi Arabia and pitching us against Israel and Iran. They also played a major role in the Zaria massacre of shiites and are the hawks advocating and pushing for war in the Niger Delta (in the guise of fighting Militants) and SE (in the guise of curbing Biafran secessionists).

2. Hardline Northern Military officers from the Abacha era. These set of retired and serving Military officers are using Military comradeship in swaying Buhari. They are out to make a buck like the sharia advocates above. They have no ideological input into Buhari's administration but are using their army links to back Buhari in whatever foolish decision he makes all because they want him to award juicy contracts and oil lifting rights to them. They are the force behind the NDA.

3. Northern Sycophants . These set of political jobbers have been with Buhari since he decided back in 2003 to contest for the highest office. They are drawn mainly from the Abacha era and have been in the cold dark corridors of political limbo since Abacha's demise. These set of political jobbers dominate Buhari's inner cabinet and are by far the greatest puppeteers of the Buhari puppet as they have 24/7 access to him night and day.

4. Northern Business Oligarchs
. Drawn from the Abacha and Yaradua era these set of northerners are selling the idea that before the north can surpass the south, the south must be slowed down. All Buhari's disastrous policies have been felt first and only in the south. The several companies folding up and mass sacking of staff is occurring mainly in the south, Why? Because there are no tangible private firms located in the north. These set of greedy oligarchs are using Buhari's distorted financial and economic policies to mop up cheapened shares from the stock market. The brain dead forex policy is just an avenue at round-tripping that has made many an ab0ki extremely rich overnight.

Considering the skewed ethnic and regional makeup of Buhari's inner cabinet you will all agree that most of those who surround Buhari are actually northerners pushing a northern agenda and they are achieving their goals because Buhari as president remains a willing tool at their hands because of his highly sectional approach and gross ignorance.
PoliticsRe: Adeojo Lanrewaju Manlarry Posts Jonathan's Photo On Facebook Hanging Himself by 12Monkeys: 12:20am On Aug 19, 2016
Ojikutumemu:
[s]GOD BLESS YOU JARE .JONATHAN IS THE SOLE ARCHITECT OF WHATEVER WE ARE GOING THROUGH IN THIS COUNTRY .HIS CLUELESSNESS WAS LEGENDARY. NO WONDER THE POLICEMAN WANTEF THE IDIOT TO COMMIT SUICIDE .HE IS OF NO STRATEGIC IMPORTANCE TO OUR NATIONAL HISTORY AND DEVELOPMENT [/s]
Keep blaming Jonathan for your failed life
PoliticsRe: Adeojo Lanrewaju Manlarry Posts Jonathan's Photo On Facebook Hanging Himself by 12Monkeys: 12:19am On Aug 19, 2016
Sodangi77:
[s]
Yes big fool,Jonathan ws d last President b4 dis adminstration,had de been he laid a solid foundation wen crude oil was sold above $100/barrel,dis adminstration wil building on it,& no body wil under go dis hardship,instead he pave way 4 hs associate 2 luth & skwanda d Treasury of dis country.U & ur likes should go & hug transformer only den we wil know d extent of ur hetrate 4 dis government,if not Buhari till 2023 God's willing.[/s]
Oyel ko oyel nii

Una no go smell one drop of oil money soon

Parasites!
Foreign AffairsRe: Naked Donald Trump Statues Erected In New York (Photos) by 12Monkeys: 12:16am On Aug 19, 2016
Meanwhile, back in Bokostan Nigeria someone named his dog Buhari and he gets thrown in Jail.

Muslims where claiming it was insensitive to name a dog after their khalifa but here we have a muslim relishing with great delight the ridiculing of a presidential candidate in far away US because they know he won't support their global jihad and islamic caliphate like that bastard obama and the witch of washington!

Indeed muslims are the biggest hypocrites ever!
Foreign AffairsRe: Naked Donald Trump Statues Erected In New York (Photos) by 12Monkeys: 12:12am On Aug 19, 2016
Motherfucker2:
Lol

Donald Trump is evil, he attacks the Muslims
How is this a bad thing where we have muslims planning and executing their ungodly Jihad everyday across the world?
PoliticsRe: Adeojo Lanrewaju Manlarry Posts Jonathan's Photo On Facebook Hanging Himself by 12Monkeys: 8:04pm On Aug 18, 2016
shinarambo1:
he has not broken any law. GEJ is not a serving president.
If you threaten your neighbor you will be required to write an undertaken in a Police station that no harm will come upon them.

The law is not exclusive to sitting President's only!
PoliticsRe: Adeojo Lanrewaju Manlarry Posts Jonathan's Photo On Facebook Hanging Himself by 12Monkeys: 7:41pm On Aug 18, 2016
FengChui:
Neither am I a Yoruba man, foolish fool.
Stop your lies.

Taju
PoliticsRe: Adeojo Lanrewaju Manlarry Posts Jonathan's Photo On Facebook Hanging Himself by 12Monkeys: 7:26pm On Aug 18, 2016
FengChui:
God bless you for giving an indept analysis on the issue at hand, not like the bigoted 12monkeys whose forefathers have sold him and his generation for a paltry sum and doomed their destinies on trees in bushes, no wonder the name.
When an Igbo guy named his goat Buhari, he was acting n behalf of all Igbos

But when this yoruba tout posts a disturbing picture of GEJ hanging from a tree complete with Patience mourning him , he was acting on his own.

You see how hypocrisy dey kill una slowly for that useless sw?

BTW, I am not Igbo, you bloody bigot!
PoliticsRe: OMOJUWA: What Is The Address Of Aso Rock? by 12Monkeys: 5:47pm On Aug 18, 2016
MrDavidson:
Some of the comments above smack of outright bigotry or even hatred for the person of Omojuwa and by extension the current president. Is this not sheer foolishness?

The young man is simply bringing up an intellectual discourse whose subject is not targeted or limited to the current occupant of Aso Rock and people are tagging it as crossing over to "wailers" and even insulting him too. Why will some people just choose to fill themselves with hate?
Omojuwa made a career out of insulting and ridiculing GEJ on the behest of his APC handlers

El Rufai even paid for his BMW for his services at insulting Jonathan allover social media.

Why is it now he wants unrestricted and open access to the President he helped scam into office?

all these touts were and are still never interested in Nigeria's progress but for their own pockets.

He is merely venting his frustrations on not having all his personal aspirations met by a buhari presidency.

The guy nah confirm zombie hustler and nothing more.
PoliticsRe: NAIRALAND Has Got A Connection Problem by 12Monkeys: 5:17pm On Aug 18, 2016
plendil:
gosh!! thought I was the only one. I keep getting the "redirection loop error" when I try to log in.

Clearing the cookies (as advised by th browser) has no effect.

pls look into it
Internet traffic in 9ja has dropped drastically within one year

Business is on the low side general

How many businesses will advertise here when seun has reduced this forum to snakes, who-rocked-it-better, see-massive-hips and useless APC propaganda?

Look at the ads? APC rubbish and FG fake job adverts.

I won't be surprised if he is using the FG galaxy server from where they monitor every single post

I won't be surprised if NL is moderated from Lai Mohammed's office.

The number of cloud flares recorded daily on thus site points to the fact that seun is using govt owned servers .
PoliticsRe: How Traders Are Making Money With Buhari's Name. by 12Monkeys: 5:09pm On Aug 18, 2016
Beremx:
I dare not mention the name "Buhari" to my abboki northerner who has a petty shop. He hates Buhari with passion.
Well. Well, well what do we have here?

This chanji has really cured your gross foolishness

Hunger indeed is not necessarily a bad thing.

prophets starved themselves to improve their spirituality but in your case it has cured your zombiesm

Wait till 2019, when Buhari will open the Lagos based shilling office again.
PoliticsRe: How Traders Are Making Money With Buhari's Name. by 12Monkeys: 4:55pm On Aug 18, 2016
cindyrocks:
I went to the market today to buy some foodstuff and was surprised how the prices of all items were skyrocketed. The traders attributed the price hike to Buhari and change but my question is: is Buhari a farmer or a Fisher man?
I think traders are taking advantage of the economy to rip Nigerians off.
What do you think my friends?
Fertiliser subsidy scraped

Seedling distribution scraped

Livestock feeds skyrocketed due to increase in import duties and weakening naira. This is why eggs are now more expensive than a year ago.

Fulani herdsmen displacing farmers in Benue, Nassarawa, Taraba and Adamawa which has led to a drop in yam yields. A situation buhari continues to play the ostrich on

Beans cultivation from the NE state of Borno virtually non existing due to Buhari's bokos
Or do you think the 3million people in Borno ,Adamawa and Yobe facing starvation are voluntarily starving themselves?

This is just the beginning.

Your 7yr famine has just started.
PoliticsRe: Minister Of Health On The Situation Report On The Recent Wild Polio Outbreak by 12Monkeys: 4:38pm On Aug 18, 2016
This same clown that blamed GEJ for Lassa fever epidemic

Why did he not blame the past administration who eradicated polio during their watch on this cases recorded under his mediocre administration.

Useless fool
PoliticsRe: NAIRALAND Has Got A Connection Problem by 12Monkeys: 4:14pm On Aug 18, 2016
NL can't afford server fees and so seun moved the server from its London based subscriber to a shitty provider in Azerbaijan for a quater of the original cost.

Abi Seun, I lie?

In short Nairaland is feeling the chanji as well.

Ad placements are low and the only main source of revenue for NL comes from Lai Mohammed's ministry of information which pays seun monthly stipend to help censor posters and threads here.

Notice that all boko related news does not get to FP and are quickly moved and hidden in the crime section?

Even the anti Biafran threads and ban on pro Biafran threads are state sponsored.

Seun has long since been compromised

Sorry seun you will never be the mark Zuckerberg of Africa neither can you smell Linda ikeji's blog traffic and her money flow.

Pele tongue
PoliticsRe: Why Didn't Niger Delta/biafra Demand For Separation Under Gej's Era by 12Monkeys: 4:06pm On Aug 18, 2016
Why did boko haram members surrender en masse during boko buhari and not Jonathan

Why is the bbog movement dead under buhari even though the girls are yet to be rescued
PoliticsRe: The Truth About Cocoa And Groundnuts Earnings by 12Monkeys: 4:01pm On Aug 18, 2016
Why you will never see groundnut pyramids in the north ever again

Slavery was officially declared illegal in Islamic northern Nigeria as late as 1933.

This is despite the fact that the British Crown had abolished slavery over 150 yrs prior.

The British met a well entrenched slave based economy in the north and seemed hapless to stop constant slave raids by the Hausa Fulani in and around the middle belt.

Towns like Suleja where setup as slave raiding centers by the Muslim north in conjunction with Arab slavers.

The twin towns Abuja and Suleja where named after two Arab slave raiders , Abu and Suleiman.

In that same Suleja, the hills and their natural caves served as refuge by the indegonoius Gwari people who fled to them to avoid capture.

The slaves where transported to Kano and other slave markets in the Moslem north where a vast majority where sold in the trans Saharan slave trade while some ended up as domestic servants, field hands or sex concubines.

The groundnut pyramids you used to hear of where based on slave labour.

The British tolerated it because the Northern Muslim oligarchs where making them rich.

The House of Dantata are prime example of this dark past of slavery in the north.

They traded slave labored produce to the British and distributed finished goods in return.

This is why you will never see or hear of groundnut pyramids ever again.

This also applies to the much touted cocoa glory days in the SW. The Agbekoya Parapo uprising ended an exploitative plantation model.

This is why Tajus are not farming cocoa anymore.


Till this day a form of indentured slavery still exists in the north.

Widespread ignorance and lack of basic education has made the majority of northerners unemployable unless as field hands.

This is the reason the northern elite will never truly invest in education in the north. A vast majority of the northern illiterate population are actually descendants of slaves.

This is why a hereditary and class rotational monarchy still exist in the Islamic north even though Islam forbids it.

This is why the Maitassine class revolution was viciously put down and similarly why the Shiites have been widely condemned by the Emirates.

El Zackzacky was always preaching against this class divide and had several runnings with the Emir of Zazau.

Ironically, the same descendants of slaves living in bondage to the descendants of their ancestors' slave masters are now fighting in the NE to bring about this class society based on an inhumane doctrine of subservience and submission in the guise of religion of peace.

God dey.

https://www.nairaland.com/2859314/why-never-see-groundnut-pyramids#41894128
PoliticsRe: The Truth About Cocoa And Groundnuts Earnings by 12Monkeys: 3:54pm On Aug 18, 2016
OP, the truth has been trashed here severally with only the most shameless yoruba and awusa bigot still holding on to their lies.
https://www.nairaland.com/2496058/debunking-latest-lie-nigeria-did#36518984
PoliticsRe: Intelligence Report Links Jonathan To Niger Delta Avengers - Daily Post by 12Monkeys: 2:31pm On Aug 18, 2016
legendte:
Another scheme to distract us from the incompetence of this Administration.

They will soon link Jonathan to the show of shame in Olympics.
They have already started blaming Jonathan on that through the barret wearing clown called dalung
PoliticsRe: Intelligence Report Links Jonathan To Niger Delta Avengers - Daily Post by 12Monkeys: 1:55pm On Aug 18, 2016
The greatest oxymoron : Nigerian Intelligence Agency


There is no such thing as an intelkigence gathering security outfit in nigeria

Duara Secret Service is filled with mediocre gworo chewing cowboys employed on quota system directive
PoliticsRe: Adeojo Lanrewaju Manlarry Posts Jonathan's Photo On Facebook Hanging Himself by 12Monkeys: 1:51pm On Aug 18, 2016
olapluto:
He surely is naive, but quite harmless. He captioned the pix 'iku ya ju esin', i.e better to die than to be disgraced. I dont think he was referring to GEJ in any way. What he said is associated with suicide, so I will think he should be on suicide watch himself.
And that pic with GEJ hanging by the neck with Patience weeping in the side nko?

Keep defending nonsense.

After all nah una way for that wasted side to hate and be jealous of those far better and above you.
PetsRe: Ada Names Her Dog "Lai Mohammed," Says It Resembles Information Minister by 12Monkeys: 1:48pm On Aug 18, 2016
I will get me a pig and name it Aisha Buhari

I will get me a monkey and name it Lai Mohammed

I will get me a goat and name it Buhari
PoliticsRe: Adeojo Lanrewaju Manlarry Posts Jonathan's Photo On Facebook Hanging Himself by 12Monkeys: 1:43pm On Aug 18, 2016
vedaxcool:
All liars shall perish
A Muslim calling me a liar?
PoliticsRe: OMOJUWA: What Is The Address Of Aso Rock? by 12Monkeys: 1:22pm On Aug 18, 2016
freeze001:
Absolute truth and really incisive. This implacable isolation of the ruling class from d citizens under d garb of democracy is what makes it impossible to have real democracy and federalism. From time immemorial, this has been the case and demands for definitive change starts one day at a time.


I am tired I swear!
Why is omojuwa lamenting?

Why did he not raise this issue under GEJ?

Could it be that he and his fellow paid hacks have been alienated and denied access to the dunce they campaigned for?

Omijuwa is not about bettering our democracy but rather the fool has been used and dumped and all his aspirations of a buhari win has been dashed .

Don't let this plagiarising fool deceive you further that he is advocating for an open and accessible Aso Rock .

He only wants Aso rock access for himself and his fellow e-touts so they can partake in the national cake
PoliticsRe: OMOJUWA: What Is The Address Of Aso Rock? by 12Monkeys: 1:12pm On Aug 18, 2016
S6un:
grin
The speed at which brains are resetting is mind boggling.
KwaraRat:
[size=18pt]Red Dawn: The Zombie Awakening[/size]

In the past 48hrs social media has been awash with many a repentant die hard "zombies" declaring their apology for campaigning with much zeal for the tyrant Buhari.


Don't let them fool you.


Most of the once avid change chanters are not in anyway repenting from their zombie ways out of concern for the deteriorating state of living and suffering currently sweeping the landscape but rather for their own selfish interests.


Long before twitter war lords like that shameless Omojuwa started renouncing their Buharist stance, here on nairaland avid APC propagandists have since gone cold in their support for Buhari .


It had nothing whatsoever to do with how Buhari continues to misrule our nation but because they felt cheated out of his govt. and the monthly stipends they once use to enjoy from their respective APC handlers has since stopped flowing.


Buhari being the ever sectional bigot from Duara went for an Ab0ki as his personal adviser on New Media - a first position ever created by any Presidency which translates roughly to an online chief propagandist.

The Lagos based shilling mafia littering cyberspace with all manner of cheap sleazy propaganda prior to the 2015 presidential elections has been relocated to Aso Rock.

Just like our malleable pay-per-post touts like TonyeBarcanista who will not hessiatate to bend down for the highest bidder, these political face shifting wh0res are only using their sleazey reputations as online shills to blackmail the Duara despot into accomodating them into his govt.

But what these shameless zombies for hire didn't bargain for is that Buhari does not give a rat's ass on what is posted and circulated on social media.

Buhari did not care when we complained of his pointless junkets , rather he increased his global tourism when we were shouting the most.

Buhari did not care of our fears of him running a one man show when we begged him to appoint ministers , rather he told us blankly that "ministers are mere noise makers".

Buhari did not and still does not give a damn about his Fulani herdsmen and the disturbing tacit support they get from his govt.

Or did Buhari care to do anything about the 2 month lingering fuel scarcity leading to the unprecedented hike of pump prices on fuel?

I can go on but let's just leave it at that.


What I do know is that these shameless jobbers made a career out of hating Jonathan.


Their handlers in the APC paid good money to these shameless clowns for them to post all manner of rubbish and cheap lies coupled with unrelentless insults on the person of the former Goodluck Jonathan and his wife. In order words GEJ was the reason they had a career as online shills in the first place.

I will only advice these shameless men and women of the shilling order to appreciate the huge differences inherent in the characters of Buhari and GEJ. While Goodluck will gladly look the other way as you hurled your sleaze , the Duara despot will send his dogs after you.

This isn't the first time Buhari has shown such "use and dump" characteristics.

In his first despotic coming, Buhari rode on the wave of a well orchestrated and relentless SW controlled Press propaganda against the Shagari regime. Just like during the GEJ era, the cry of "corruption" was highest under the civilian democratic govt of Shagari. All this of course was orchestrated by Awolowo to discredit the Shagari regime among his gullible newspaper reading populace in the SW. It is on this same fake corruption propaganda that Buhari used as an excuse to overthrow Shagari.

On getting to Dodan Barracks, Buhari knew very well the dangers the SW press mafia could employ to discredit his military junta, thus the need to enact the most draconian law ever enacted in the land in the form of Decree 4.

This is why the Buhari administration wasted no time in attempting to pass the now rejected Social Media bill - to effectively check the SW online propaganda machinery controlled from Bourdillon.

So my immediate advice is that you either Shutup on your endless online rants or find a way to get the Special Advicer on New Media to the Presidency to integrate you into his shameless office or wait till 2019 election year to be reassigned a temporary contract to paint the despot as a saint.

You will stand with Buhari and even follow him to the grave like the proverbial fly as you were all collectively part of the reason we have this incredibly unqualified individual in all ramifications as our President in the 21st century.


So Enjoy your damn Chanji!
PoliticsRe: OMOJUWA: What Is The Address Of Aso Rock? by 12Monkeys: 1:09pm On Aug 18, 2016
Coming from this useful idi0t who said an individual is better than institutions.

Omojuwa, your career is on suicide watch because in a tyrannical pseudo democratic Nigeria, your opinions are irrelevant.

You speak of democratic tenants but remained blind when your APC rigged, blackmailed and terrorised their way into Aso Rock and here you are spewing crap lamenting that the tyrant you help campaign for is now showing his true anti democratic colors.

You will not only wail but gnash your teeth.
PoliticsRe: Adeojo Lanrewaju Manlarry Posts Jonathan's Photo On Facebook Hanging Himself by 12Monkeys: 1:02pm On Aug 18, 2016
vedaxcool:
This is not acceptable and he seems to be courting sack.
You have said worse and threatened far more evil on the Jonathan household here.

So stop your hypocrisy
PoliticsRe: Adeojo Lanrewaju Manlarry Posts Jonathan's Photo On Facebook Hanging Himself by 12Monkeys: 1:01pm On Aug 18, 2016
Let them continue blaming Jonathan over their inconsequential existence.

Let them continue defending their slave pact to the north on Jonathan.

Jonathan hatred and blaming is a favorite past time in their region which they use to give excuse for their gross inadequacies and foolishness.

Let them continue because the more they blame Jonathan for everything, venting their frustrations on him as an excuse, the closer and closer they get to being enslaved.

Useless people
CultureRe: Islamic Slave Trade In Africa (pics) by 12Monkeys(op): 12:14pm On Aug 18, 2016
herveze:
U are a fool(monkey), so u need silent(no reply)
Your insults will not change facts


Islam is a horrible disease of conscience

It is the only religion that sanctions every imaginable sin on your fellow man because he is not a Muslim


God deliver you from your Islamic hell
PoliticsRe: Gbenga Adeyinka Mocks Jonathan Over N10 Fuel Price Reduction by 12Monkeys: 11:55am On Aug 18, 2016
Moral of this thread...


When you take political advice on whom to vote for from a jester, you end up with a joker as President.

Una suffering just begin
PoliticsRe: Gbenga Adeyinka Mocks Jonathan Over N10 Fuel Price Reduction by 12Monkeys: 11:49am On Aug 18, 2016
Sweetguy25:
Where are these bastards now?
They have seen the chanji

Lol

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