₦airaland Forum

21June 2017,
"Apostle Suleman Told Me To Make False Confession Against The Nigerian Gov't", and you finally did.
With all these events in the past, Suleiman expects us to believe this "confession"

The Airport Manager,
MMIA, (or MM2 for domestic wing)
Ikeja,
Lagos state.
Date.


MMIA - Murtala Muhammed International Airport.
MM2- Murtala Muhammed Airport

PrecisionFx:
U mean the Buhari we know? Or are u bringing in a New buhari from lake Chad ahead of 2019

Guy, forget all these stories. No politician can defeat Buhari in the north if election is conducted today. Infact, any senator or governor from the core North that is openly against Buhari may lose reelection, take it or leave it. Buhari is worshipped in the north if you don't know. The earlier we tell ourselves the truth, the better. Northerners are not in NL, take note. Personally, I don't support him, but that doesn't mean I should start lying to myself.

Gay and rape accusations will soon become unsellable. Since the hunters have learnt how to shoot without missing, the birds have also learnt how to fly without perching. Whores.

That is just what most of them are, sex machines. That is why they are being threatened by inanimate sex dolls.

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So this big machine can deliver just 8 watts of power?

Your allawee must have been paid into the other account.

internationalman:
Why would he throw stone at them if they were not oppressing him.

And do you think our police are trained to aim a distance target right.

All the harmless individuals they have killed in the past has always been close range.

Okay. If you are oppressed by a squad of armed policemen, start throwing stones at them since they can't shoot at close range. Then come to NL and tell us your experience.

alexialin:
Yes we do.

How may I be of help?

Your assistance is required here sir.

Cc amani63

akeentech:
House of God nko

What is your problem?

amani63:
hahahah
So who be prophet for romance section

Or NL in general.

amani63:
why do we need a prophets in NL

Only prophets prophecy.

Do we have prophets in Nairaland?

Ali is just treating these lawmakers the way he likes. I'm sure he didn't wear uniform as usual and the lawmakers now pretend they didn't notice it but now talking about not coming out of his office. But the "upright" Buhari will look the other way. Una dey act comedy for this con3 sha.

cursedAbiola:
Tinubu is a bastard - sarrki
Osibanjo is a vagabond - ngeneukwenu

Too childish.

Girls are really competing with sex dolls. The second pic looks like a craft.

sweetgoodnews:
The matter is very easy to handle. The fact that a lady have a child for u, does not mean u must marry or take her as your wife. So bobo should take the children with his legally married wife, and compensate the other lady who have children for him.

So the woman should sell her children?

What is the meaning of that? What is wrong with Okorocha? Anyway, I'm not from Imo State. Infact, I'm not from the East, that is their problem.

Shukusheka:
Educate yourself.

https://wonderopolis.org/wonder/how-fast-can-a-bullet-travel

Okay, I have educated myself. Now, do the military men need to chase him if they want to fire him? May be he can be faster than 1800 miles per hour, I need to know.

Shukusheka:
Bros easy with the lies na, the fastest bullet recorded moves at the speed of 1,800 miles per hour. Kilode.




Shukusheka

Okay, but with that speed, do they need to chase him? For the speed, is just an exaggeration. Moreover, I don't know the technical specifications of weapons, now I know. But I still think that 1800 miles per hour is to slow for a bullet, except if you meant per second. And if that is the case, you have also lied.

Sharp guy, no time to waste. You cant use your reggae spoil my blues.

JULIE1925:


U juz don't know how supportive i am as long it makes my booboo happy and satisfied

Even at the expense of a very important aspect? Continue.

JULIE1925:


If my bf wants sex doll, i am supporting him ooo...It's a win-win game sha..It means we can have orgy all the time

In your mind, you know this is not true.

A fine young man. Rest in peace. But is Solomon an undergraduate?

SadiqBabaSani:
The terrorist Shittu will eat his poo soon

No need for the insults if you really have something in your brain. Give them reasons why they shouldn't be re-elected.

Mr shittu, pmb might have achieved in some areas, but what Obasanjo is saying is that if those achievements are weighed against the areas he has failed, then his sincere advice to Buhari is to drop the idea of recontesting because he is more likely to fail again, even worse. What is expected of you is to address those areas discussed in the letter and forget about Obasanjo's penchant for criticising all previous administrations because that is not a defence.

Who else did not read all?

internationalman:
He's very much alive because those bunch of pot belly lazy idiots can't chase him.

That's the best way to deal with an oppressor.

I remembered hiding and waiting in the bush for my physics teacher with a paper full of shit....I threw it at him and I made sure it hit him in his face as I disappeared into the bush.

They don't need to chase him, a bullet travels over a million times as fast as he can run. One man throwing stones at 5 gun-wielding military men is not dealing with oppressors, only a mad man thinks and act that way.

Beautiful and responsible.

I just wonder why they are bothered about the sex doll thing, even though they claimed they are not bothered. Sex dolls are for men, let them discuss and assess it themselves and decide if they are more comfortable with them.