nedum360:


Totally disagree with 8 & 10. My woman should be well educated. A masters degree or even a PhD isn't a bad idea. Co's I can't stand dumb assess. She should know how to make love cos its sth i cherish & esteem. Don't care where she learns it as along as she isn't a LovePeddler.

EroticAngelina:
so we should start doing all those things just to get a man? mtchew. if u don't like the way I am, move to the next lady. there are thousands of guys out there that are looking for ladies like me. diff strokes for diff folks


so if a girl is boobzless and @ssless and don't use makeup, she no go attract any guy at all? shuuuuuuuuuu!

BecaciaBarbie:

I hate it with passion!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My elder Sis can stay up all night because of all these annoying Korean movies! Gets me irritated!

amakufrancis:
number 10 got me laughing, op who will you use to acquire experience?

amjoy:
10. Sex. We will really appreciate it if you have a non-existent intimate life/thoughts before we meet. Let us be the ones to teach you from our experience.


How will u get d experience, from ur fellow man?

NaijaKnight:
Disclaimer: This is serious post with comic relief to go with it. it ain't that serious!

1. Composure. No matter what you may think or have heard, guys do not want any gangster chic, they don’t wanta woman who will break a bottle on another’s head because they know that may be their head someday. A composed lady has better promise.

2. Beauty. We really aren’tso crazy about how you look. All we are saying is ifyou lackboobs and hips, try to make sure it’s only one and make up for it somehow. A beautiful brain is an example of a greatasset.

3. Culinary skills. Guys marry women that can cookand date those that can’t. Tryand perfect your Egusi and Afang soup making skills. Thisis a valid plus inyour resume.

4. Don’t believe what you watch on Africa Magic, we don’t want a domineering woman. If you cannot be submissive, we cannot wear trouser with you and fight for who is the man of the house.

5. Talking about Africa Magic, if you are one of those women that sit around all the time and have watched 90 percent of all their movies, then the probability of a good man finding you is low.

6. We fear women that watch Africa Magic becauseweassume you that is yourcitadel of learning. Who wants a woman who has over 3 babalawos’ phone numbers?

7. Manners. That head tapping thing you do when your weave is overdue? Stop it. Hasn’t anyone told you it makes you look like a drug addict craving her next fix? Or are you trying to accelerate the flow of blood in your brain? Stop it.

8. Education.We don’t like when women have all these strange degrees such as Journalism and Medical Genetics. Please stick to Law, Accounting and mostlyHome Economics. Thanks.

9. While still on education, please do not go beyond afirst degree. Why go for a Masters when we already intend to make you the Mrs? Too many university degrees makes us feel likelesser beings.

10. Sex. We will really appreciate it if you have a non-existent intimate life/thoughts before we meet. Let us be the ones toteach you from our experience.

11. Independence. We don’t like our women listening to Beyonce. Remember her trackslike ‘Single Ladies’, ‘Independent Women’, and ‘Girls Run The World’? What kind of brain washingis that? So if you must listen to music, don’t do any of these new songs, do Cyndi Lauper, Dolly Parton, etc.

12. Carriage. Guys want women who carry themselves well. This means we don’t want you looking like the Michelin man or all these Christian mothers.
13. Still talking of carriage,when we go out please respect yourself. Even if there’s no food at home, don’twipe the plate clean. When we go to parties, please all this grinding and‘lepa on the floor’ dance steps should be reserved for when we get back home.

14. Guys do not like hairnets, wrappers and late night egg masks on the face.
Thanks in advance.

http://thathman..com/2012/06/what-guy-want-in-relationship.html

I’m pretty sure I’ve left out some points, feel free to drop yours. Cheers

jmoore:

Experience from where? From fuc*ing animals or other women.

smh

plants

Janetozi:
don't mind the idioti!c op, maybe he will use his mother to acquire the experience.

veegirl:

lol. Una no serious. Wake up earlier ko. Guys una wahala really too much. Dont do dis dont do dat. If we give una our own list of dos and donts una go run.

Missmossy:
Lol@ fearing girls who watch African magic

EroticAngelina:
so we should start doing all those things just to get a man? mtchew. if u don't like the way I am, move to the next lady. there are thousands of guys out there that are looking for ladies like me. diff strokes for diff folks


so if a girl is boobzless and @ssless and don't use makeup, she no go attract any guy at all? shuuuuuuuuuu!

defendedvictim:
Dnt b too scared; jst wake up earlier Dan d man n remove d net

EroticAngelina:
so we should start doing all those things just to get a man? mtchew. if u don't like the way I am, move to the next lady. there are thousands of guys out there that are looking for ladies like me. diff strokes for diff folks


so if a girl is boobzless and @ssless and don't use makeup, she no go attract any guy at all? shuuuuuuuuuu!

Mrval20:
Cool stuff. Independence should be at number one though.
Guys, there's this latest trend which I find even more annoying than African Magic, and which is a very big turn off for me too....These Philipino and Korean movies. They call it 'My girl' or something like that. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed?

Mrval20:
Cool stuff. Independence should be at number one though.
Guys, there's this latest trend which I find even more annoying than African Magic, and which is a very big turn off for me too....These Philipino and Korean movies. They call it 'My girl' or something like that. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed?

ocheu:
u men are becoming so terrifying. just three days ago a lady wrote on women becoming assets rather than liabilities and all the guys on this forum supported her that a woman needs to be independent. Today you guys are dread of independent women. Sincerely is confusing, I don't know the right attitude to put on again oooh. but whichever I so much appreciate when a woman is independent

delishpot:



Choiiii, that one dey paaaiiiinnnnn meeeee. Chei, make I repeat am, e dey paiiin meeeee.