Natascha:
Screw this write up! I will have sex, when and how I like it. I own my pussy and its not urs, not even for a comited relationship. Education, I have my MSc, so screw u. Gurls run d world, so bleep u. I will have my night face mask, so errrr u. Aint nobody got time for this ish. Go cry for me

chimah3:
Smh! Some good points...others rubbish!! Please I love my woman with a good degree..like medicine...and not just a 1st degree buh a PhD sef! If she makes you lesser...improve youself!!!! As for the sex...biko gather all the necessary experience as possible...din ask u 2 b a hoe doe! Byeeee!!! *drops mic*

Tashamania:


take life too serious? Dont let me descend on you
oh people like you be typing "dont take life too serious" while you are shedding tears right there on your sofa
I wont say it again, read my siggy

2aces:
That shuuuuuuuuu!!! Part sha... You can only hear that from only one part of the country

EroticAngelina:
yeah Yoruba. but I'm not Yoruba, I just love the word.

NaijaKnight:
Disclaimer: This is serious post with comic relief to go with it. it ain't that serious!

1. Composure. No matter what you may think or have heard, guys do not want any gangster chic, they don’t wanta woman who will break a bottle on another’s head because they know that may be their head someday. A composed lady has better promise.

I actually prefer a Lady that has gone through that and has now left tit behind. There's no such thing as thug for life. Every Dog has it's day.

2. Beauty. We really aren’tso crazy about how you look. All we are saying is ifyou lackboobs and hips, try to make sure it’s only one and make up for it somehow. A beautiful brain is an example of a greatasset.

Brain and beauty for me. There are millions of Ladies in the world, you can find one that has all the attributes that you seek. #Don'tSettle

3. Culinary skills. Guys marry women that can cookand date those that can’t. Tryand perfect your Egusi and Afang soup making skills. Thisis a valid plus inyour resume.

Fo shizzle ma nizzle.

4. Don’t believe what you watch on Africa Magic, we don’t want a domineering woman. If you cannot be submissive, we cannot wear trouser with you and fight for who is the man of the house.

Fo shizzle ma nizzle.

5. Talking about Africa Magic, if you are one of those women that sit around all the time and have watched 90 percent of all their movies, then the probability of a good man finding you is low.

Fo shizzle ma nizzle.

6. We fear women that watch Africa Magic becauseweassume you that is yourcitadel of learning. Who wants a woman who has over 3 babalawos’ phone numbers?

#NoFear #DivorceLawyerOnRetainer

7. Manners. That head tapping thing you do when your weave is overdue? Stop it. Hasn’t anyone told you it makes you look like a drug addict craving her next fix? Or are you trying to accelerate the flow of blood in your brain? Stop it.

#NoWeave #AuNatural

8. Education.We don’t like when women have all these strange degrees such as Journalism and Medical Genetics. Please stick to Law, Accounting and mostlyHome Economics. Thanks.

Medicine, Engineering, etc Yes. No to Accounting (boring) or Law (see rule #4)

9. While still on education, please do not go beyond afirst degree. Why go for a Masters when we already intend to make you the Mrs? Too many university degrees makes us feel likelesser beings.

Disagree. But still bring your share of the bacon home.

10. Sex. We will really appreciate it if you have a non-existent intimate life/thoughts before we meet. Let us be the ones toteach you from our experience.

The slate can be wiped clean, no mention of Exes.

11. Independence. We don’t like our women listening to Beyonce. Remember her trackslike ‘Single Ladies’, ‘Independent Women’, and ‘Girls Run The World’? What kind of brain washingis that? So if you must listen to music, don’t do any of these new songs, do Cyndi Lauper, Dolly Parton, etc.

Preferably Ayinla Omowura, Sikiru Ayinde, Sunny Ade, Obey, etc No foreign crap music.

12. Carriage. Guys want women who carry themselves well. This means we don’t want you looking like the Michelin man or all these Christian mothers.

Fo shizzle ma nizzle.

13. Still talking of carriage,when we go out please respect yourself. Even if there’s no food at home, don’twipe the plate clean. When we go to parties, please all this grinding and‘lepa on the floor’ dance steps should be reserved for when we get back home.

Yes on the food but No n the dancing. #ILovePDA

14. Guys do not like hairnets, wrappers and late night egg masks on the face.

Fo shizzle ma nizzle.

Thanks in advance.

I’m pretty sure I’ve left out some points, feel free to drop yours. Cheers

defendedvictim:
Dnt b too scared; jst wake up earlier Dan d man n remove d net

ufemia23:

If d nor like hairnet d best solution is to go barb our hair.

jmoore:

Experience from where? From fuc*ing animals or other women.

smh

booqee:
Lol you stole that from Tyler Perry's movie "why did I get married"

Most of those points reflect a man with a warped mentality...esp@d Education part. That was shocking!