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Vacancies exist in a Telecommunications outfit for the ff:

* Oracle DBA
* UNIX Admin
* Revenue Assurance Manager

Required are
* A good BSc/HND Degree
* Extensive experience in a similar position preferably in a telecommunications/multinational organization
* Good verbal/written communication skills
* Ability to hit the ground running

The positions offer a good working environment and competitive reward
If you dont fit the bill, share this information with someone who does.

Interested candidates to send detailed CV with application to ifetec@yahoo.com on or before May 8 2007

Well on a (lighter?) note check https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-36630.0.html
Personally I wouldnt marry anyone I dont know well enough
Good luck

Someone said it was
P: Problem
H: Has
C: Changed
N: Name

Seeing its your first post I'll attempt to answer your question as straight-forward as possible
U don't chat up girls at bus-stops man, its gross! where u think say u dey lucky theyre only snubbing you
U can chat 'em up from proper meeting places like work, eating places, bars and the like, and you'll need to work on your lines mate - those cheap lines you imported from Lagos def wont work where u are now
With your tacky username, my guess is they don't even understand wha youre saying, and I can almost bet its lame anyway. U may need to socialise more so you can understand the culture well enough first, its important u do else you'd just be wasting time making a fool of yourself

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And why the desperation for white girls sef? Papers?

Ok, but how bout those pics?

Angel, that is the question

wow 106 pages!

What position is it anyway?
Do you need the money {is it better than what u currently get}?
Can you handle the routine?
Will it make u happy?


You decide
No one but you can answer whether you'll find job satisfaction there pal

elgaxton they don't earn that much anymore for the 1st year, or so I heard from smwhere on this forum

where's agony aunt cuteass? this is her specialty

Communication is the key way out of most issues, talking to him as honestly as possible about it 'll be the 1st step on the way out of the predicament. Most of the advise here ultimately require that you communicate with him so get cracking babe.
All the best.

simmy I loved that song by r kelly then, esp the video. . . quite true those words

whitelexi:
28TH - Sagits For LIFE!!!

Dont have much of a choice do you?

I think you should define where you want to be in the next couple of years then try and start working on getting the qualifications for it from now.

Do that by observing what qualifications are required for current vacancies that match what you want to do in the short run so you know what you need to possess to get there

All you mentioned are great but Project Management may be more relevant given what youre doing right now, but then you may be considering a career change so it depends. .

Spend time thinking about it, good luck!

Though rather late but thanks everyone for your help, Ive since sorted out the PC. Cheers

hey check https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-39925.0.html for some tips

Aaron Hall's I miss you
Heard he wrote it for his deceased wife then.
Beautiful.

thanks luvabwoy, she actually did!

does anyone actually have a relevant word for the topic starter?

I believe most naija receptionists who act so are either complexed, or dont know/like what their job is about

Go on, and send me the link please. Trust nairaland, they'll respond, argue, insult themselves and probably end up discussing Rihanna! 

really? . . . .one-for-all meeen Im gon ask seun for a favor!

Have experienced that a number of times. Such women tend to earn more of my respect cos they break the usual relationship barriers doing so. Good, if I like her too and had her on my radar, Ill spill my side of the story quickly and make it look like she never said nothing.

But if I dont got no feelings for her. . . well Ill still admire her self-confidence and would want to stay acquainted (tho thats almost impossible)

Generally I like the assertiveness and confidence it demonstrates in a girl when shes bold enough to express her feelings (subtly though), and from little experience I think such women find it easier to exhibit leadership qualities.

topday, at every stage life throws all sorts of situations at us. Dont let this one bog u down, just close your eyes & think into the future and imagine the days that youll be married with kids and would have forgotten this issue youre facing right now. Then you shall have other issues confusing you like 'which school should your kid go?' or 'where should the family go vacationing next summer?' This shall definitely pass so don't give yourself to confusion.

Now no one can be perfect but of the three men you mentioned, the only relationship I believe is workable is with your NYSC squeeze. You loved him, still can, and he wants you back. Dont make the same mistake in https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-45504.0.html by marrying temi, you only called him to ease your desperation.

Mr USA is also a bad idea except you have at least another year to for courtship in order to know him better, and given the distance constraints and current circumstances, I doubt if both of you can afford the luxury of spending 1 full year around each other. I will never recommend marriage without courtship because its basic. . .I mean you need to know if he snores in his sleep

So for me, you have 2 options: your ex-boyfriend, or someone entirely different. The advantages you have with him are- you guys already know each other and have built a level of famliarity and rapport, you know some of his weaknesses (may not handle tough times well), he should appreciate you more now that youve been apart awhile (if he's a regular guy).
Dont blame him too much- you had a job and he hadnt all through your 2yr relationship - and he would have been feeling extremely inadequate, mis-percieved and frustrated; and remember, you broke it off. I'd suggest you gave him another 3-6 month try while you keep your eyes open.

Finally

i am 28, have a nice job and single, desperately wanting to marry soonest

Lose the desperation girl, don't let them hustle you o. Marriage is not a sign of 'arrival' at all, its just the genesis of another set of problems to solve. Making such an important decision under desperation only guarantees you'll make mistakes.

Forget your heart, its time to use your head.

Though I dont watch most naija productions, I just know they have to be the stupidest!

Eva Longoria, isnt she lovely?

Emad:
well since she is in london i would have tought about craig David,

Emad Manchester is not London.

Thats what its meant to do. Its just a waist winding display/publicity move, soon now you'll see topics like
'Beyonce or Shakira: Who winds waist better?'. . . . trust me

Ndipe:
Not tasteful.

Methinks youre so right.

Sisimose preventing gift duplication is not the same as 'absolutely no gifts'

Yea bigsis I felt the same way.
So if someone was thinking to give them a car? and he reads on the wedding invitation "No gifts please, cash only. Thank you", do you think he'll give them the car's value in cash?

I have a feeling his fiance isnt totally in with the idea and I'm still curious about his reason for his decision though I hope to find out somehow.

Anyone come across a similar case?

Its computer based and in 2 parts, numerical reasoning and verbal critical reasoning. The questions are not hard but the time is inadequate so your 3 focuses should be speed, speed and speed!
Good luck.

Just curious, when did you drop CV?

Hey!!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-45256.0.html

Noe Schitt !

Hi all…got this in my email and thot to share:

Take a very hearty laugh at our 'learned' friends and their clients/witnesses in court! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. It’s a Fact!


______________________________ __

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
______________________________ __

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
______________________________ _______

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
______________________________ _______

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
______________________________ _______

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________ ________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
______________________________ _____

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
______________________________ __________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________ ________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh,
______________________________ ________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

______________________________ ________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________ ________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________ ________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________ ________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________ ________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________ ________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
______________________________ ________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
______________________________ ________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
ATTORNEY: But nevertheless could the patient have still been alive?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

LMAO!

Oh, I see: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-43441.0.html I think it deserves front page mention