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Phones › Re: Why I Would Neva Touch Any Apple Product And Why You Should Too. by 1one: 7:48pm On Oct 06, 2014

banjicom:
Nobody is willing 2 buy d phone from me, they are all afraid they told me d phone might be a stolen phone. Only one person is willing 2 buy it for 18k.

And u won't Believe dis is d phone I bought for 48k after a lot of begging.

Right now I feel like d most Stupid guy on Earth.

Pele.

Just consider it as a lesson learnt.

Instead of it sitting at home and gathering dust

You may just want to to sell it for that 18k

At least instead of waiting and waiting and just looking at it doing nothing... The more you look at it, the more it annoys you.

So just "dash" that person and collect the 18k

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Phones › Re: Why I Would Neva Touch Any Apple Product And Why You Should Too. by 1one: 7:20pm On Oct 06, 2014

banjicom:
Mine own experience was even more bad......I mistakenly bought an icloud locked iphone 5s from olx.com, When I contacted d guy through whatsapp he said I should restore it.

I didn't know d Mad guy was lieing, after I took it 2 an engineer d engineer told me I will spend upto 30k to remove d icloud account of the former owner.

Now the phone is useless....

I can't even contact d olx guy anymore, he has blocked me from whatsapp and his number has been switched off since last month.

Sorry man...

I can imagine

Olx shouldn't really be anybody's one stop shop.

Maybe you should see if you can sell it to someone who wouldn't mind the icloud issue, it's just that you'd have to sell it at a ridiculously cheap price.

Personally I've always had a distaste for anything apple.. From their macintosh Pcs, to Ipads, Iphones etc.. Their compatibility restrictions are just too tight.

Android or Windows... That's the way forward.

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Romance › Re: Guys! How Many Naira Land Babes Profile Have You Checked So Far??? by 1one: 5:56pm On Oct 06, 2014

naijaboiy:

Baba no be that kyn intelligence I get abeg...

I too lazy to dey think

But if you push me...I go storm there

You don dey get mouth now abi tongue

No worry.. I would soon update that thread

Make I call you make you no fit answer first..you go smell atarodo

Romance › Re: Guys! How Many Naira Land Babes Profile Have You Checked So Far??? by 1one: 5:41pm On Oct 06, 2014

MizMyColi:
Okay @Chimerase2, I'm sowiee e hear.
For telling you to goan hug transformer

But Naijaboiy, you sef reason am na, if nuh be say 1one is the kind with a mind of his own, his comments would have sent him into a downward spiral.

Haba!

Okay, now anyone that sees that comment he made might not want to compliment or mention anybody's moniker, for fear of being termed an overhyper of WW.

Meanwhile, that held back comment might be just what that female or male folk needs to brighten up his/her day or put a smile on his/her face @ least

#JustMy2RandsSha

I'm out.

Very true @bolded..

I don't think anybody should even waste their time taking his comment to heart.. Because it just lacked depth... Dude doesn't know me from Adam and yet he was so "authoritatively" spewing nonsense.

Truth is.. Passing a true and sincere compliment is very healthy,.. and no matter how many times one passes a compliment on one person, it is almost never enough.

Afterall.. According to how Mark Twain so bluntly put it "I can live for two months on a good compliment"

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Romance › Re: Guys! How Many Naira Land Babes Profile Have You Checked So Far??? by 1one: 5:21pm On Oct 06, 2014

naijaboiy:
Howfar na,,i no come dey see your break light for romance section again?

You don become king of Forum games abi?

Lol... @King of Forum Games.

I just wanted to feel the vibe in that place for awhile

Olodo.. You wey I mention for my thread make you come solve the puzzle... You just come, look waka angry

I still dey Romance section na wella.. grin

But recently I just dey low-key mode grin

Nairaland General › Re: If You Have The Chance To Go Back In Time, What Will You Do Differently by 1one: 5:15pm On Oct 06, 2014

I would go back to the moment I had my first kiss.

And if I could change anything about it... I'd make it last just a little longer.. Maybe 1hour more grin

My first kiss was *sighs*... Bliss!!!

Romance › Re: Guys! How Many Naira Land Babes Profile Have You Checked So Far??? by 1one: 5:06pm On Oct 06, 2014

naijaboiy:
Baba take am sofri oo make una no quarell

Romance › Re: Guys! How Many Naira Land Babes Profile Have You Checked So Far??? by 1one: 4:53pm On Oct 06, 2014

chimerase2:
u re one of dos pple naijaboy is refering too abeg stop hyping pple is becomint too much here u can't get a sympathy kiss frm her rada a sympathy reply frm ur PM

Dude... you don't know me

I don't know you and quite frankly I'm not interested

The only reason I'm replying this in the first place is because you mentioned naijaboiy-my friend

So dey your lane

Make I dey my lane.

Don't quote me again

Thank you.

Romance › Re: My Sincere Advice To Romance Ladies. by 1one: 4:44pm On Oct 06, 2014

laplace12:
Catch no feelings broda. I called it imagination, its part of life.

And you confirmed the feeling yourself. Spare me these self- righteous talks the babe no dey again, she don waka.

I think the use of the bolded statement would have sufficed if I had denied that I wouldn't feel good if the scene you imagined was literal.

If you think I said what I said to get her attention, then I think you really need to tone down your imagination, you may just have been spending too much time in your head.. Come back to life.

Be cool.

Romance › Re: My Sincere Advice To Romance Ladies. by 1one: 4:31pm On Oct 06, 2014

laplace12:
Tenks for being sincere.

My imagination was just running weird.

Lool

Your imagination dey run wild for another person case.

Na WA ooo

I think you need 50 pure sachets of TLC.

Romance › Re: Guys! How Many Naira Land Babes Profile Have You Checked So Far??? by 1one: 4:29pm On Oct 06, 2014*

I always check the profile of anybody that makes a funny, wtty, or intelligent post,.. and even those that make very queer, gross or basically stupi:d posts too..I can't count how many times I've clicked on Mr.Cork's profile..That guy never ceases to make me laugh grin

But speaking about females... There's one profile I just can't help but checking every now and again and that's MizMyColi.. She's just a rich mix of humor, witts , intelligence and every other thing in between.

grin

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Romance › Re: My Sincere Advice To Romance Ladies. by 1one: 4:14pm On Oct 06, 2014

laplace12:
If you are lying down on your well-laid bed and that babe is really on her way to your house

Can you explain the feeling?

Of course it would be far from the truth to say it's a bad feeling..

It would obviously be a good feeling, possibly the same feeling I got when I finally finished Call of Duty Modern Warfare PC version grin

So your point in asking the question is?

Romance › Re: My Sincere Advice To Romance Ladies. by 1one: 3:44pm On Oct 06, 2014

laplace12:
Talk true.

How will you feel imagine if this is real

Hehehe

If what is real??

Romance › Re: Getting Engaged @19 by 1one: 3:26pm On Oct 06, 2014

Tswaggs1:
Yeah I'm a Nigerian

I was asking because getting married at such an age is not exactly "Nigerianish", it's not like you should cower under any social or societal stereotype concerning when to marry or not though.,the most important thing is getting married for the right reasons.

Personally I feel there's still so much about even yourself that you're yet to know, your interests, your likes, your motivations at this age are still very malleable and flexible and as such, you may find out that at 25years of age, he may not be the type of guy that, that 25year old "already formed" woman in you would have loved to settle down with.

This is love... and if it's truly love that he feels for you, what's the rush,.. Love doesn't rush... Love is intense but at the same time calm, gentle and mature.. Love is not impulsive...You need to share more of yourselves together (not referring to sex), get to know each other better, get to know if he fits into what /where you ultimately see yourself becoming and heading in life.

Summarily, it's your choice, but since you've asked for our opinion, I'd say you should give the relationship more time.. At least till when you're 23.

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Romance › Re: Getting Engaged @19 by 1one: 3:20pm On Oct 06, 2014

Tswaggs1:
Yeah I'm a Nigerian

Continuation down the thread.

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Romance › Re: My Sincere Advice To Romance Ladies. by 1one: 2:58pm On Oct 06, 2014

cdamsel:
coming

Romance › Re: My Sincere Advice To Romance Ladies. by 1one: 2:41pm On Oct 06, 2014

cdamsel:
Very brilliant idea,i think I ll do just that

I'll be waiting grin

It's just down the road... grin

Romance › Re: My Sincere Advice To Romance Ladies. by 1one: 2:37pm On Oct 06, 2014

cdamsel:
hmmmmm,name them abeg b4 I enter one chance

Instead of going through the mental rigour of remembering and naming them... You can just come to my house.. . Look around.. If you like it, then you can go back and bring him grin

Romance › Re: My Sincere Advice To Romance Ladies. by 1one: 1:55pm On Oct 06, 2014

cdamsel:
It has already happened o,we will be meeting in a hotel not to far from NL

I hope it's not one of the hotels bokoboys have their eyes on sha grin

Romance › Re: Getting Engaged @19 by 1one: 1:33pm On Oct 06, 2014

Tswaggs1:
hello everyone on here...
Please I needyour candid advice.
I and my bf have been together for a year+ and he is so convinced I'm gonna be the mother of his kids, he tells me that all the time.
Recently he bought an engagement.. He wants to take me to his parent, he wants us engaged!
I really I'm confused. I can't even tell my parent. I love him but I don't. Know if I want this.... I'm just 19 and he's 22.. I don't know what to do....

Are you Nigerian.?

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Romance › Re: What A Woman Needs... by 1one: 12:22pm On Oct 06, 2014

I guess number 4 that they need is your BBM PIN angry

Romance › Re: When A Woman Puts Her Feet On Your Car's Dashboard .. by 1one: 12:17pm On Oct 06, 2014

Worksunlimited:
Buh you forget most babes sabe forget demselves well well.. dey be like honey! am so tired, if i tell you what i went through at so-so this and so-so that, before you know it, babe don adjust yansh for dashboard tins..

I would buy mat from one of those traffic jam mat hawkers... I would spread it on the dash board so she can relax wella grin

Romance › Re: When A Woman Puts Her Feet On Your Car's Dashboard .. by 1one: 11:57am On Oct 06, 2014

I don't even have any female friend that would be so irresponsible to put her legs on my waxed dashboard not to talk of chewing gum... That's some local shit... None of my female friends are local... and of course when I do have a girlfriend... She won't be local.

Only very local, hyper concentrated bush girls would stick bubble gum on a car's dashboard.

Very bush behaviour angry

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Romance › Re: My Sincere Advice To Romance Ladies. by 1one: 11:42am On Oct 06, 2014

SeaGold:
can't 2 nairalander have a harmless discussion?

Not what you think bro.

Of course Of course grin

It's harmless now, that's why we are just watching.

If it were otherwise, we would have called in the Green Beret or the Russian Spetsnaz to come "quell the harm" grin

Phones › Re: If You Wake Up On A Monday Morning To See This! by 1one: 11:19am On Oct 06, 2014

amokeme:
awwwwn. Lovely

Gracias.

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Romance › Re: My Sincere Advice To Romance Ladies. by 1one: 11:14am On Oct 06, 2014

SeaGold and Cdamsel.....

You're being watched.... grin

It's almost beginning to look like.....

Reuben Abati and Goodluck Jonathan

Not everybody might get this analogy but if you look at what's likely happening, about to happen or even happened already between SG and CD grin

.......

Let me not say more grin

Phones › Re: If You Wake Up On A Monday Morning To See This! by 1one: 11:24pm On Oct 05, 2014

hummerwise:
All this epistle for jus 1 question?...shoooo!!
Bros no vex, me sef sabi sey u go school..

No vex... I think say you go school grin

Phones › Re: If You Wake Up On A Monday Morning To See This! by 1one: 10:50pm On Oct 05, 2014

hummerwise:
Sorry o bros, I av no ryt poknosin oo, Cos u myt say its actually not my Biz.

Calling ur boss b4 ur parents, is actually understandable..
But calling ur Gf(person wey u neva and don't no if ur gonna marry) b4 ur parents..

U sure sey u neva chop vegetable like this?

Lol

I can't date a girl I don't intend to/can't marry.

If It's okay to call my wife before my parents why shouldn't it be okay to call my girlfriend before them. She's going to be my wife. She's not just some punny device for in and out activities.

That's how I see it though... What I can do for my wife is what I will do for my girlfriend... Getting married doesn't change her per se.. it's just an institution more or less that accommodates a number of other responsibilities... So she's still the same person and holds the same position in my heart.

This is just my own ethos.

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Phones › Re: If You Wake Up On A Monday Morning To See This! by 1one: 8:28pm On Oct 05, 2014

1.My Boss
2.My GF.
3.My Parents
4.Call my GF again.

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Health › Re: The Rejected Nigerian Ebola Soldier (A Premium Times Investigative Report) by 1one: 7:28pm On Oct 05, 2014

SeverusSnape:
we just dey like dele... but Seriously, this thing is too long and not too interesting, had it been it's interesting, I would have read it. I love reading!

I think you mean you love reading things you find interesting... If you (truly) love reading you won't be selective.. Besides I found it very interesting maybe because I have a very animated imagination.. So maybe that's why it was somewhat easy for me to read.

Oya just try go read am reach the 10th paragraph grin

Health › Re: The Rejected Nigerian Ebola Soldier (A Premium Times Investigative Report) by 1one: 7:16pm On Oct 05, 2014

SeverusSnape:
Oga, don't mind them (including me).... no time Seriously.

Lol

What are you doing with your time oga

Today is sunday

Tommorow there's no work

So wetin una dey do.

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Health › Re: The Rejected Nigerian Ebola Soldier (A Premium Times Investigative Report) by 1one: 7:09pm On Oct 05, 2014

Why are most people saying summarize huh

Is it laziness to read or just plain disinterest.

I found it delightfully interesting even though the circumstances that led to the write up was quite unfortunate. But still, I enjoyed reading it particularly because I was visualizing the whole write up in my head scene by scene.

Anyways, I think it's rather unfortunate to think that corruption has sipped into every system in this country, the health system inclusive, because if not for monetary reasons I see no reason why the writer and possibly other volunteers were not contacted... Maybe there was one top brass somewhere that was seating on the money the FG/Foreign aid made available to volunteer anti-ebola personnel or maybe the writer's network was bad during the whole time and that's why he didn't get their calls or emails.. (I find this to be highly unlikely)

Whichever the case, We can not be too thankful to God enough that the scourge of Ebola is a thing of the past

God bless Nigeria.

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