nefertitiram:
Oh, then there was small stout! I had never tasted d ish before I got preg, but then I realised it was the only solution for that horrible taste in my mouth. Hubby got tired of picking half drunken small stout bottles all around the house.
One day my neighbour saw me buying stout, he sed madam! Na you wan drink am? I said no o! I have a visitor! Hehehehe

If I could, I would have quoted all your posts... and If there was an audible giggle button on Nairaland threads, my thumb would have turned sore right now from pressing it.... Your experiences are OMG!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha


For the doctors in the house, doesnt the intake of all this somewhat harmful and potentially harmful edibles have an effect on the baby, especially alcohol, lime, pepper, wood, chalk etc

OMG!!!


These stories are toooooo funny

Craving for soap.

Craving for Wood.

Craving for pinchy pinchy husband

cutiereborn:
With all the replies on this topic, I just can't wait to conceive and have my own cravings. Pregnancy is such a blessing

You maybe craving Nairaland when you're pregnant

Ishilove:

*shrugs*

Who knows. Mistakes happen

Who knows

*shrugs*

ireneony:
na truth I talk nor change am for me

I don hear

ireneony:
bros you strong for face o , u resemble person Wey de smoke weed

I was just waiting for when you would say something stupiid



and see.... You didn't disappoint me

Adaobi12:
. Lolzzz. nice answer.

ireneony:
am not talking about myself am talking about others

Others can goggle it too

Ishilove:

Talk true. You've put a woman in the family way and she is showing you pepper, abi?

Loool.... Naaah. You know me.... I'm too cool for that.

Why put her in the family way when I can have the family in my hands by marrying her.

ireneony:
op edit your post and define the meaning of craving not everyone will understand what you are talking about, people learn every day.
Oyah go put the meaning of craving for your post

Nairaland's craziest, most volatile and troubleshooting sweetheart quotes me
How you doing ma.. Hope your ministry is moving

Well you know how we say on Nairaland...If you don't know the meaning of cravings... Go and do the needful

Google it

BeeBeeOoh:
Just waiting 4d day she'll b doing all those things beside me & in my house will love it 2d core. It will be fun I guess. Our neighbour then crave 4 cigarette puff-up smoke.



God Bless The Women!!!

Honestly ehhn.. . I'm waiting for "my turn" too

As you rightly said.. God Bless The Women!!

jmoore:
Craving for the smell of a hegoat- Source- caller on wazobiafm

ROZZAYY:

Yes I tied it wit rubber

Ahhh... What type of rubber

ROZZAYY:

Haba. I've repented na, I just dey talk wetin happen. Lol.

You mean your nyansh has stopped shaking when you walk?

misreal:
..don't you get it.I will rather remain her friend.I am not even attracted to her.

Ayaff hia.

misreal:
point of correction.I don't intend dating her...

However the case, you're still going to be friendzoned if not by her but by any other random girl because this girl in question has succeeded in turning you into a "nice guy" and we all know the number one ingredient for Friendzone soup is being a Nice guy maggi

What is this one saying....

I can smell Friendzone all over your body.

ROZZAYY:
Make me sef talk *looks left and right*
One day I say make I comot na em I dey waka for my street, some men were inspecting a land so dey no know say I dey hear yoruba, cos one of dem knows my tribe.
Na em I greet dem, dem con start to d talk after I passed*interprete- chai see nyash as e dey shake oooo, na only dat one I hear somfin dat has to do wit nyash and big and shaking.
I felt like walking like a soldier but it won't stop shaking, felt like walking wit my bak cos I had to walk while dey starred. Chai dem embarass me gaaaaaan!

You never disappoint in your posts

I just knew your embarrassing moment will have nyash talk inside

For me it's 1+1 all the way...Even if that phone sells for 100k...I'm still going to get it...I love the phone to pieces

All of you saying chinko this, chinko that... You really are clueless...Save yourself from avoidable ignorance and Google the 1+1 flagship phone that is "chinko"... Your Iphones and S-Series would take a humble bow.

pretydamsel1:
I don't go out with make up kit nor mirror.

Lie that you've never used the screen of your phone as a mirror

Just here to read comments

Guys don really suffer

@taryour.

OMG!!! I could just picture the sight of you staring at that woman eating corn.... E go just be like say make she dissappear *poof* and leave the corn all to yourself.

Your experiences were reaaaaaally interesting and fun to read...Gave me a serious laugh

Thanks for sharing

Nobleval:
she deactivated.

Yeah..I just found out.

Thanks.

Goodness!!!

Your post has made my day yet!!


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahabahhhahahahahahabhahahnhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!

EfemenaXY:
Native chalk. The craving for it for ALL of my pregnancies was so bad, it nearly drove me crazy.

I did manage to coax my nan (God bless her soul) into giving me some when we travelled back to Naija during my first pregnancy. When we got back, where did I hide my stash? On top of our wardrobe, within full view. Didn't take long before hubby found out & got rid of them.

My midwife didn't help matters either by telling me that the mercury content in them was harmful to the unborn baby. #sigh#

So I had to improvise. Really dry, plain, unsalted rice cakes. Hubby & kids complained a lot that the whole house smelt like a pharmacy! Well,at least these were harmless cravings.

Other weird desires: you know that smell you get from the tarred road, just after it's rained on a very hot day? Ahhh... I always just wanted to lay on the ground and lick the street!

Also had this odd desire for crunching ice cubes, even in the dead of winter. Oh, and yam porridge with plantains was another favourite craving of mine.