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zimdante:
Lol

zimdante:
Anything to make you happy

zimdante:
Because I didn't like you then but now I like you

zimdante:
There is no ground , this is the internet

zimdante:
I always come here to catch fun, you can call me all sorts of name but I will never get angry because its not worth it.

zimdante:
A prank

zimdante:
I always come here to catch fun, you can call me all sorts of name but I will never get angry because its not worth it.

zimdante:
And you are so angry tonight for sombody you av not met and you don't know

zimdante:
Sorry I got you checking your door every 5minutes but the reality is I was joking, Sharon the Sharon

zimdante:
Wow relax mehn lol y are u taking things too seriously in a faceless forum.

zimdante:
I was never a prophet and I don't own a church, I am just an average Nigerian pulling your leg on the internet.

BarrElChapo:
Pls translate the kid's statement for us.. Google translate was speaking gibberish

zimdante:
Self deception

zimdante:
A snake is a snake, the type doesn't matter watch out

zimdante:
For your safety, in the morning, please com back here and testify when you find the snake.

rosy1992:
It's impossible for God to make mistakes. Most times his ways are unfathomable, his plan may not synchronize with ours. That doesn't mean He makes mistakes.

Omooba77:
God is All knowing, he sees everything end even from the beginning. From my reasoning, even if things turn bad, God can never make a mistake!

passionberry:
;Dsame here me I no like talkng too much oh...or person step on my toes.I go just dey go my own jay jay.

donbachi:
A married woman had her womb removed medically only to give birth to triplet after 10years.....GOD is awesome.

BabaIbo:
I don't agree with you, they only react when pushed against the wall and their reactions are always to push you off, if given opportunity they will work away...
Check the scenario below, if the man didn't slap me first or let's say if he didn't try to slap me the second time I may overlook it and work away but I know if I don't react at that moment this man fit use slap injure me and exam was very near then.

During my university days, my landlord son's wife had an issue with me. Actually I saw water inside my guy's bucket, I thought the water belongs to him so I used it normal hostel/lodge runs. Only for her to come shouting at me for using the water, I took the bucket to fetch the water back, but this woman won't stop talking. I told her that I have fetched her water back and I don't have time for wahala that morning, so I left for school.
Later in the evening her husband came knocking on my door, I opened the door, this man asked me what happened as I was about to say something, he shouted at me that never in my life should I even say kpim if her wife is talking. I was like allow me to explain na, next thing gboa for my ear.
Mehn, I was still amazed that what pushed him to slap me, next thing I saw his hand going up again for 2nd round. I was like abeg na so I go dey gentle them go take slap block my ear, immediately I used my left hand to return his hand back to his sides. I allowed him to stand very well, I returned the slap back to him, the slap moved the man at least two meters away (he is not a slim man), next I followed him, I didn't allow him to regain his stand I gave him good beating.
That night there was rumor that the community youths searched for me because he is an indigene, the following morning his dad told me to leave his house, for where? I locked my door and went to my friends house for few days until we settled the issue.
After everything, one day we were sitting under the tree and his little kid said omoina (i.e omo igbo) fun daddy mi ni igbaju(i.e igbaju oloyi) I smiled inside and his mom chased him away...

People came behind to tell me well done for what I did to him. Ever since then everyone started giving me maximum respect and we became cool....

zimdante:
Ok there you go wise one

zimdante:
For your safety, in the morning, please com back here and testify when you find the snake.

zimdante:
For your safety, in the morning, please com back here and testify when you find the snake.

zimdante:
A snake is a snake, the type doesn't matter watch out

zimdante:
House door, it will not enter inside

zimdante:
You told a prophet of the most high to go sleep?
That you may know that I spoke for the Almighty , you will find a snake outside your door.

zimdante:
Now lemme tell you something 4 u don't know nothing.
There is nothing wrong with football.

I say this as a prophet there is an idol that almost every man worship in their heart

An idol that has stolen the position of God in the heart of men.

People serve him in different places even in the church , they call Jehovah and pray in the name of Jesus but everything they do is for this idol.

An idol that has conquered the world, a master piece of the Antichrist.

An Idol God hates.

A very powerful idol designed with pepper , His name is MONEY.

MrHighSea:
Just for disturbing my peace continually in the compound. I could destroy that tap.
I could kill you. Nobody will ever suspect me.
No noise, just carefully planned action.

Abuse me all you can.

Offpoint:
Funny part, I became her favorite neighbour after the incident.

She know her boundaries, being quiet doesn't me the evil part is dead... I just don't unleash un-necessarily.

Funmmyastic:
People that don't show that they are angry but keep on nursing ill feelings towards another individual inside are dangerous because you will not know that you have offended them and one will not be able make amends and correct one's mistake and better still;say sorry.

Angelfrost:
Let me just let this lie slide, cos I enjoyed the tale.

Sunsets:
Award winning Fiction Writer, I throwaway cap. Come let me hug you