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Bollinger:
Lol. Ok. Skull and Bones is a legal fraternity in the U.S. and fraternities never ever have conversations about "pussyy handkerchiefs". I seriously seriously seriously seriously seriously doubt you've ever lived among them as you put it. There is no freaking way. Not with your mentality.

AISOSKID:
So did your friend told you to spread his story?
And you think you're Saint?, what was the advice you gave to him, have you for once tell your friend to stop the act? And am even sure that you must have share out of his money

Flickzvill:
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Ok evening everyone, I am here to tell you what an old friend told me early hours of the day that has been disturbing me.

I came across an old friend of mine, mehn you needed to see his car, modern benz flashy rims and see his dressing we got to talk and I asked him the way forward, he said he did gee(Yahoo) and I was like how did you get this far? he replied " i plus up nw" asin (yahoo plus+) and I went foward to ask what he did, he didn't even hide it maybe bcz he trusted me this was what he told me.

"My guy as I start this gee tin e no pay me imagine clients go dey give me $200 why nw na em i go one baba like that, the man assure me say I go hit jack pot na just to do some rituals. At first I shake but after I go meet the man him give me hanky say if I sleep with any girl of my choice make I make sure say she sleep after sex then use the hanky clean the pussy then bring am for am.

My guy after i do am i go give the man like after 2 months everything begin click for me o sometimes e dey hard bcz you go do some girls the baba go say dem don use dem".

Jesus, I was shocked I couldn't believe my ears he went on to say most Nigerian university female students are walking dead and empty vessels and he said he has been doing this for like 9 months. Just imagine the amount of innocent girls that are useless just bcz of material tinz. I am sorry to say but most of you girls are in big soup you need deep deliverance.

Happy new year

AheadMarket:
To all you advocated of marriage before sex, YOU ARE HYPOCRITES?

Y'all are telling men to teach virgin ladies.

Where did the men learn the art from?

chiduski:
Lolzz

Why not be in God's presence?
Just for tonight..
My advice, your choice though..

hatchy:
Some people sef!
They are so drunken in their knowledge until they become foolish.

Only the fool say there is no God.

Seun:
If we are too complex to exist by accident, then surely God is also too complex to exist by accident.

Nne5:
How come atheists even believe in big bang?

Very ridiculous theory.

Timson01:
I [s]have always known that there is exchange
of spirits during sex and God's spirit in us
leaves when it's being done.
CONFESSION OF A FIRST CLASS GRADUATE
It was an unforgettable sexual intercourse
with my girlfriend.
As I stood up from her and was putting on
my boxer, something strange happened that
has never happened in all my sexual
adventure.
Right there in the room, like in a trance, I
saw an image like my self walked out of my
body.
I was so scared as the image bowed his
head and was walking backward to the
door.
I screamed, I shouted, I was shivering
seriously.
My girlfriend stood up and was asking me
what is wrong with me.
She shouted that I should keep quiet, but,
No! I kept shouting as I saw like myself
walking away from me.
To my surprise, I kept on telling my girl
friend to look at this image and she said,
she could not see anything.
I became terrified.
It was like I was in the oven, at the same
time, it was as if I was in a cold room.
I watched the image walked backward to
the door & when it got to the door, it turned
to go out of the door, as I watched the back
of this image, I saw an inscription written
on it ' EXCELLENT SPIRIT'.
I screamed and shouted because, though I
am not a serious Christian, but I know what
it means to have an excellent spirit and to
lose it.
I have been leading the whole department
in my school.
Lecturers consult me privately to explain
some hard topics.
I was a genius. It is this brilliance and
handsomeness that made me the desire of
most ladies on campus.
While I was crying and weeping bitterly, my
girlfriend bursted into serious laugher.
I was asking her why the laughter, and she
said, you are Number 5. I will get the
remaining 5 to make 10.
I asked her to explain what she meant, she
just laughed harder.
She carried her bag and walked out of my
room and said, 'enjoy your shadow'.
Till today, I can't trace this lady. I have tried
looking for her, I can't find her. Right from
that day, I knew I became empty. I have the
best result in my department, but no destiny
results to show for it sir.
I lost something that day, I knew I lost it.
I have been praying and asking the Lord for
restoration.
Atimes, I feel like I am so empty. I wished
that sex never happened or never happened
between me and that lady.
I lost excellent spirit!
This was a confession of a guy to me some
years ago.
He wept bitterly in my office. I could not
comfort him.
He graduated as the best student in his
department but if you see him at that time,
you will never believe he went to school.
Dear precious one, there is something deep
about sex! I know some will read this and
scorn it. You only know yourself, you don't
know the person you want to have that sex
with.
Are there no thousands of people who have
lost their own ' excellent spirit' too just
because of 10 mins sexual pleasure.
Flee fornication!
Flee adultery!
One round of sex is enough to round off
your glorious destiny.
Enjoy sex with your spouse only!
Singles, wait!
You won't die.
Wait.
Before you remove your pant for that guy /
lady to commit fornication, think!
Rule your desire or ruin your destiny.
I am warned!
You are warned!
Thanks for reading.This was sent to me by
someone and I feel it is important to let
people to know about this and be careful
because the devil has released so many of
His agents going about doing the same
thing especially to those with excellent spirit,
the genius. Open your eyesooo.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed.[/s]

EfemenaXY:
No one knows it all. The learning process is continuous until we draw our last breath.

Nothing wrong in correcting your parent(s). What matters the most is how you go about doing it.

BearHugss:
He lasts more than 20 minutes and i still don't.......

Akthedream112:
With or without condom?

adepeter2027:
You will be looking for trouble upandan àbí?

Safiaaa:
Really? Wawwu

hammerF6:
Y is it that once one Yoruba goes to school, he will be forming over sabi? Noise makers!


I have been thinking and wondering about this for sometime.


Igbo Dooctors that full London, US AND Uk. hisssssssssssssssssssss!

Safiaaa:
If we actually think about it, it's the caressing, kissing, touching and other aspects that take up time. Penetration normally doesn't take too long realistically, so I get what he's saying. esp the first round.

oodua1stson:
you must be the most stupid thing to everyl crawl out of your lineage. I just really hope you are, cos if not then you come from a very dumb clan


What do you mean by most guys do it? Ori e buru ni? If guys in your family house are dickless perverts who act like virgin he goats do you have to generalise?



Oti ya weyrey

kense88:
We understand what your saying. Dressing indecently is not a reason to rape a lady. But we all know, dressing responsibly, will definitely cut down the of cases of rape. That is why we encourage young ladies to dress responsibly.

Kingsley10000:
ANY LADY THAT WEARS BUMSHORT OR SLEEVELESS TOP IS CALLING FOR RAPE..LETS IMBIBE DECENCY

HeyCorleone:

A good number of times, women are to be blamed for rape. How does a sane person go out and is scantily dressed?!

I am against rape but sometimes I don't blame people who commit the act. Women know how provocative their bodies are yet they won't do well to properly cover up or at least appear decent. You see them everyday on the streets of Lagos dressed like wannabe hoes, and if they get raped, they cry to the high heavens. Can't you seen that they are not sane?!

Let women improve on their dressing, and avoid looking slutty all the time.

HeyCorleone:
You're spot on. Very sound comment.

Someone is busty and dresses inappropriately and then goes to blame men for poking at her tatas. Can't you see that she's just mad and attention seeking?!

Let ladies learn to dress properly first. As in stop putting your goods on display. Then if any guy makes any perverted advances, we'd know who to blame. But for now when most of y'all dress like amateur prostitutes, no sane fella can take y'all serious. Play all the victim card you want.

MensesDoctor:
The reason why most girls get unwanted pregnancy is because they pay more attention to menstruation because it is symptomatic (that is, they can see it and feel it). And they pay zero attention to ovulation because it is not symptomatic (that is, they can neither feel nor touch it).

But then ovulation is the master controller. If every girl can calculate very well her ovulation time, and avoid all avoidable, abortion will decrease.

OgaSirAde:
And you are

johnydon22:
Horus was an egyptian God not an ethopian-sudanese God. at least get your fuccking facts right.

And Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of December.

Uurgh

OgaSirAde:
Which world did they save how can you compare a deity with GOD. I dnt have time for all this.

wunmi590:
Nobody can measure mothers love.


Just imagine, despite the present pain she's going through, she's still doing the needful, because that's child is the only person that can save her in future.

greatnk:
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