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Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by bluespice(f): 2:15am On Dec 24, 2008
Adam Brody:

ANSWER:

Your a repulsive fat f***K!

hmmmm,
now i know. . .
Adam Brody:


Have you watched Borat before? That fat repugnant naked dude could be an extended member of your family don't you think? You share a lot of things in common!

But honestly, how can god be so impartial to make chics like monicaa so slim, slender and very beautiful and now allow you to ballon up like a hot hair ballon with a fat head like beavis and butthead, fat neck like barney dinasaur, fat arms like a yokozuna, Big tummy like obasanjo, a fat ass bigger than the titanic and fat thighs to shame ugly betty.
shocked shocked shocked oh my gawd!
are u psychic?
i ask myself that question
so many times undecided

Adam Brody:


Sheez men! I am sure you work in the food section of kentucky fried chicken!
shocked shocked shocked ok!
now ur definitely psychic!
i never told anyone b4! cheesy
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by bluespice(f): 2:17am On Dec 24, 2008
Pataki:

Actually, I personally do not like checking peoples profile on nairaland. I hate to be caught while viewing their profile. tongue

As for yours, I was just simply intrigued following how Adam has been trying to describe you. And you are far from how he is trying to describe you here. wink


oh pls!
Adam is very right wink
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Sauron1: 2:19am On Dec 24, 2008

How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before

The size of her cooch should tell u the answer.
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Pataki: 2:20am On Dec 24, 2008
bluespice:

oh please!
Adam is very right  wink
undecided undecided undecided

Thanks for the correction. I am still entitled to my own opinion though even if you think I am in the wrong. wink
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Pataki: 2:21am On Dec 24, 2008
~Sauron~:

The size of her cooch should tell u the answer.


Wait until when Funmi sees this. She will definitely come to the conclusion that you are an abortion specialist. grin
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by A40(m): 2:21am On Dec 24, 2008
@bluespice
Nothing do you  wink

@topic
This could be very difficult or easy depending on the girl involved if she is one that looks after her body well it may be damn near impossible to tell even after she has taken her clothes off
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Sauron1: 2:24am On Dec 24, 2008
Pataki:

Wait until when Funmi sees this. She will definitely come to the conclusion that you are an abortion specialist. grin

Funmi?? She is now history.
If she comes here, i would break her head. Haven't seen her in a while. . . . .Is she alive??
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by bluespice(f): 2:24am On Dec 24, 2008
A-40  grin wink
pataki i trust u know wat i'm doing  wink
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by chika98: 2:25am On Dec 24, 2008
Adam Brody is Nimshi. He isn't new here either. .joined in 07. This ID is what you can call the 'Internet gangster"
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by chamotex(m): 2:27am On Dec 24, 2008
Pataki:

grin cheesy grin

Those seats are meant for you and I. grin Do not worry I also went viewing into your profile just before I went to view who is online. cheesy cheesy cheesy

which seat?? Bros, leave that agenda jor . . . . . cheesy grin
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Sauron1: 2:28am On Dec 24, 2008
chika98:

Adam Brody is Nimshi. He isn't new here either. .joined in 07. This ID is what you can call the 'Internet gangster"

Who is Nimshi??
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by bluespice(f): 2:28am On Dec 24, 2008
exactly wat i was about to ask undecided
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by chika98: 2:29am On Dec 24, 2008
His other Id where he acts normal
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by tope2000(f): 2:30am On Dec 24, 2008
chika98:

Adam Brody is Nimshi. He isn't new here either. .joined in 07. This ID is what you can call the 'Internet gangster"

how u take know?
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by chika98: 2:32am On Dec 24, 2008
tope2000:

how u take know?

Don't mess with my investigative self. . . Even he won't deny this

Ask DavidD grin
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Nobody: 2:32am On Dec 24, 2008
Bluespice, pay the earthworm no mind. Give a juvenile deliquent a PC overnight and he becomes Adamu Br[b]oshi[/b].
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Sauron1: 2:32am On Dec 24, 2008
chika98:

His other Id where he acts normal

U should work for the FB-Eye. . . . . . .U nicked Adam.
So this dude talks like a gentleman when he has to. . . . .and act priggish when he wants to.
Identity crisis. tongue
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by tope2000(f): 2:33am On Dec 24, 2008
chika98:

Don't mess with my investigative self. . . Even he won't deny this

Ask DavidD grin

Hmmmmmmmmm . . . . .
I bow for u cheesy grin
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by chika98: 2:34am On Dec 24, 2008
~Sauron~:

U should work for the FB-Eye. . . . . . .U nicked Adam.
So this dude talks like a gentleman when he has to. . . . .and act priggish when he wants to.
Identity crisis. tongue

I really should cool

tope2000:

Hmmmmmmmmm . . . . .
I bow for u cheesy grin

No bow just yet. . where has he run off to now? he should come and defend himself grin
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Pataki: 2:34am On Dec 24, 2008
chika98:

Adam Brody is Nimshi. He isn't new here either. .joined in 07. This ID is what you can call the 'Internet gangster"
I do not think he is Nimshi. I just viewed who is Nimshi and their writings are far apart. Nimshi attacks Islam with a passion, hardly ever on the romance section.

Adam Brody attacks women with a passion and zeal, sits on the religion board to fight Christianity. They are two mutually exclusive individuals. undecided

chamotex:

which seat?? Bros, leave that agenda jor . . . . .  cheesy grin
Am I stepping on your territory? cheesy cheesy cheesy Na wa o! grin

Bluespice, I know you know what you are doing. tongue
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by chika98: 2:35am On Dec 24, 2008
Pataki:

I do not think he is Nimshi. I just viewed who is Nimshi and their writings are far apart. Nimshi attacks Islam with a passion, hardly ever on the romance section.

Adam Brody attacks women with a passion and zeal, sits on the religion board to fight Christianity. They are two mutually exclusive individuals. undecided

Where is davidD sef?
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Nobody: 2:36am On Dec 24, 2008
~Sauron~:

U should work for the FB-Eye. . . . . . .U nicked Adam.
So this dude talks like a gentleman when he has to. . . . .and act priggish when he wants to.
Identity crisis. tongue

Of which most of us get out of in our teen years. But he is fixated in that stage. grin
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by tope2000(f): 2:37am On Dec 24, 2008
chika98:

No bow just yet. . where has he run off to now? he should come and defend himself grin

He ran off cuz u busted his ass na cheesy
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Sauron1: 2:38am On Dec 24, 2008
stillwater:

Of which most of us get out of in our teen years. But he is fixated in that stage. grin

What makes u think he is not 16??
Stillwater, your physics has driven u to scientific assumptions. . . . .
Adam could be 16 for all you know.
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by bluespice(f): 2:38am On Dec 24, 2008
stillwara
pls im enjoying being "enlightened"
by it grin

pataki  grin
for a second i was scared u didnt tongue

oscoff the shia is 4 us tongue

chamo dear wassap grin


pataki it fits perfectly
create an ID that's the direct opposite of the first ID
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by chika98: 2:40am On Dec 24, 2008
tope2000:

He ran off because u busted his ass na cheesy

lol grin grin NL won't kill me jor.
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by bluespice(f): 2:42am On Dec 24, 2008
grin
chei! i nefa laff as i laff this nite grin grin grin
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Nobody: 2:42am On Dec 24, 2008
chika98:

No bow just yet. . where has he run off to now? he should come and defend himself grin

I bet he's busy typing on his keyboard sweating desperately like a christmas goat in the name of a reply.

~Sauron~:

What makes u think he is not 16??
Stillwater, your physics has driven u to scientific assumptions. . . . .
Adam could be 16 for all you know.

The fact is he is a child. Perfect definition of the fact that having a p*nis does not make one a man!!!
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by bluespice(f): 2:44am On Dec 24, 2008
stillwater:

I bet he's busy typing on his keyboard sweating desperately like a christmas goat in the name of a reply.

hey! that's my tisha u talking about woman! angry
grin
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by chika98: 2:44am On Dec 24, 2008
stillwater:

I bet he's busy typing on his keyboard sweating desperately like a christmas goat in the name of a reply.

The fact is he is a child. Perfect definition of the fact that having a p*nis does not make one a man!!!

I'm sure of that too cheesy. Make we dey wait am
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by tope2000(f): 2:45am On Dec 24, 2008
Cant wait for his comeback grin cheesy
Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by Sauron1: 2:45am On Dec 24, 2008
stillwater:

I bet he's busy typing on his keyboard sweating desperately like a christmas goat in the name of a reply.

Goats sweat in the winter??


The fact is he is a child. Perfect definition of the fact that having a p*nis does not make one a man!!!

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked MINT!!!!!!!!!!!

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