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Who come carry am go hospital go de treat am

Na good mama be the best that year for kaduna oo


E no Dey harsh like so klin

This thing dey make me laugh

She wan run you street

See tell her to born the baby

Maybe you fûcked her in a soft way

If to say na banging

She for no get mouth talk of belle

I will do marry now pay later

Give her belle

Go see her parents with 2 hot dry gin and kolanut

Promise to come back soon

UnTill 2 years later

THEy are from delta

They are not igbos.

Twoclans:
Those buildings were poorly constructed.

Back then when i was still in school i used to ask myself what kind of heartless contractor built the Zik flats.I never entered any of those building then for fear of collapse.

Onuiyi is very likely to have such dramatic landladies.

She should move out

There are beautiful houses at Odim

Hilltop too but costly

I did not school in unn

It’s my home town, I know every corner there

Schooled in the south south

We dey use am tap current those years

Especially if na we de ride am

We go de hold clutch , de match brake anyhow make the boobs Dey tough our back.

If I’m sharing with a lady, I like to sit on the iron

Even if I’m alone, that’s where I sit

Twoclans:
It cant be Ziks flats , except if it's those apartments behind Ziks flats.

Ziks flats is owned by the school or has it changed.

Those motels ?

No one is living there again
Depilated buildings

Na onuiyi side I de talk

Where for Nsukka?

Odim
Or ziks flat

Hilltop

You Dey tell us when marriage card don come out

No be for new Benin she dey

I used long john bicycle from 1996-2007 for school

Una sure say he truly dey mad

Illiterate mods that we have here

No atom of investigative journalism on them

Even the person wey dey employ them na itibolibo

I don Dey this school since early 2018 for a 6 year course and I still de 400L

Well e no concern me

I get work already

Na office lies Dey reign for Nairaland now

Nothing will come out of it

☹️

Always wants to know about everything going on in school

I just got myself a 100L girlfriend

Hall 3 girls

I read this in primary 4
2001/2002

People don tell you what to do

CCTV bulb

Nneka was disturbing me about going to her church

I told her no but she wouldn’t take it

I then gave her one condition

She will sleep over at my place on Saturday night, we go to church together on Sunday morning

She said No

I told her No, I can’t accept your request too.

She still dey try her luck to know if I go attend

Many people don talk to me to follow her but I said No

I got to school the other day and I saw that the new cotton that we fixed in the class was pulled down.

We inquired and was told that a guy was caught sucking a girls boobs during night class and dean ask them to remove the cotton because it’s makes the class dark.

For class you de suck boobi

Well we met the dean and told him that we will not allow those children to use the class for night readings anymore.

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E no de work

Bring this topic back to front page

NL old glories

Go to Nsukka and ask of Jb gbadamosi

He has done more than the indigènes there

Though he was born and brought up there

Everybody is not wicked

Nigeria can never work

If Kyari goes down

Many heads will follow

Na observation mode i dey on this matter

Them get make them dash out one

Ogun go kill any girl wey expect gift from me

As I come back from work

I go buy these ones take dey settle myself