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Nice one. The pastor na sharp man. For say him know the way to hell, him for go there go charter evil spirit for him family and church members.

Oga mi, you try jare. At all at all na him bad pass!

The diamond league is a money-spinning venture. She won 100 million for real. If you are in doubt, google 'diamond league prize money'

The guy should give the ring and car key to one of the friends of the girl. I am sure they would jump at the offer in the usual greed associated with girls.

Na Rejoice lie pass. Girls and fake life, God self don tire for dem!

@poster. I am sure its UBA. I am going there on monday to close my account and collect my 550 naira. At least it can buy me mtn recharge card.

Good one!

@poster, nice one......... And the babes you like naturally are usually out of reach. The ones you dont like will always be around you.

@topsy. You are the bomb man! The advert just came out yesterday and people are required to submit their cvs at their office in vi. The fact that you got the info a week before means you are a correct man. Thanks for helping fellow nairalanders. God bless you.

I hate the programme more than the devil!

Nice joke

Nigeria is the only country where the cap of a house of reps member can do the job of a commercial bank (facrooking deposits, sorry, accepting deposits.) Nigeria is the only country where a house of reps member is mentored by the tortoise. The tortoise stored porridge in his cap. The house of reps member facrooked dollars in his cap! You can only expect tortoise legislation.

Nice one!

joey4jo:
Joke! So how do people apply? Through the air?

No. Apply through the sea.

Impossible. You can never gatecrash kpmg test. Just make sure you are always online. The recruit regularly. You can apply when next they recruit.

[quote author=Jonah Okpabi ]A Man returned from church today.. He lifted up his wife happily and threw her up at intervals.. She was surprise at her husband's new behaviour and was tempted to ask him d reason for his actions,, and he replied.. " The Pastor to us that as soon as we get home, we should lift our burden and sorrows to the Lord"[/quote]really funny!

Ok, @booqee. NIPOST delivering emails. Imagine!

LOL...Thats tit for tat

He-goat doing the job of alsatian dog, the armed robber go carry am do suya. Okada man using seatbelt. David Cameron consulting Abija. Abija using sthethoscope. Sheraton hotel giving you calabash to drink hennesy. IMAGINE!

GEJ in white house. Ja Rule in Vatican. BH attacking pentagon. SIM card in transistor radio. Imagine!

Corper attending JAMB class. Imagine!

ATM paying cowries. Imagine!

See as dem line up like say football match wan start! Starting line up.

Padlock your pot!

Pinging lori nokia joooooooor oh.

This 'joke' go commot the small laugh wey dey person bodi. Na negative joke.

Mosquitoes can be annoying. Really!

Can you live a fake life? I mean fake fingernails, fake eyelashes, fake hair, fake skin colour, fake baby friendlies, fake and padded backside, fake address, fake name, fake accent, fake .......

It should be normal gmat questions. Speed is the most important thing. Where is the test holding?

fridayiwere: Unfortunately, we don't have light in our area. Can sum1 give me d studio noba. At least, let me talk to my ppresido naw

go and buy gen and promote the business of the gen cabal

Dekumagolo. Meaning: 1 (de) = lock 2 (eku) = a rat 3 (mo) = inside 4 a (agolo) =can

[quote author=~vicky~]singing Azonto free style [/quote]#Godiswatchingyou# if the azonto no sweet, him go knack you akpako.