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If this small thief was sentenced to death, then a big thief like facrook should be sentenced to hell fire with hard labour;>

Nice one

If you are dating a girl, you must take her to a fast food restaurant!

The girl bleeped herself up. She used football age. If she had used beauty pageant age, it would have been impossible to detect her 8-)

Hello koleefem05. I will just advise you to take your mind off it by engaging yourself in something, and if you are already engaged, focus on what you are doing now. Keep applying for jobs, and unity bank will call you when you least expect. I wish you the best!

He is a goat. If he was intelligent, he would have been buying the car bit by bit. As in, he would buy the windscreen this week, buy the side mirror next week, buy the driver's seat the following week and so on. By the end of this century, he would have succeeded in assembling the vehicle.

Access bank, if you have 2.1 and not more than 24 years. First, union, diamond, unity, are concluding recruitment exercises. You may send me a pm!

stpat1: Exactly what is happening to me now. she says I have to do the proposal with a ring which is something that is not my culture. These Igbo chicks sef tire me. they are just too stressful. I wonder why I keep falling in love with them.

move on to the next girl%)

May the devil in his wickedness receive the soul of the departed and mete out callous punishments that cannot be obtained even in alagbon or kirikiri!

Reading all these lies parents have told innocent children, I wonder how many parents will be in heaven!

When I was a child, our landlord was a short man. I would always look at the height of the man and the height of the two storey building and wonder how the man was able to build the house.

If you take your car to the mechanic with fuel in it, they would drain and sell the fuel. THAT IS TO SAY, if Nigerian mechanics were doctors, you go to the hospital with a full stomach at your own risk. Before attending to you at all, the first thing is to steal the food in your stomach!

LYNDDY: @bellota

correct answer jare.if you no wnt,abeg pass it to me.

bellota: NO its not ok, stay at home I think dats better

I am laughing in hispanic.

@poster. He was driving a mercedes benz and you turned him down. If he was driving a legedes benz, you probably would have slapped him or sued him for toasting you. When you turn thirty, you will start blaming spirit husbands and your grandmother's rival in the village. You will become a regular at night vigils and prayer mountains. What a shame!

I used to think I was the only one in the world who hates this programme. I hate the programme more than the devil himself.

The name is really funny! I am laughing democratically.

If you want to gatecrash, do so with pride. Someone forwarding the email invite to you may not necessarily help because the bank has the record of those invited. I advise you to gatecrash though. You never can tell. People have got good jobs gatecrashing. Just be orderly at the center.

If you are talking of hope in terms of getting a job, you have great hope! The only bad grade is 3rd class. If you have not gone for nysc, get a gmat and study it thoroughly during your service. While others are drinking and chasing skirts, marry your gmat. After your service, you need to be online everyday. Most banks employ 2.1 and 2.2, but you have to be online everyday so you dont miss application deadlines. Gatecrash tests. Join job forums like nairaland and others. You will surely get a good job IF you are online everyday. There are jobs out there, but people dont get them because they are not usually aware. I was not online in the last three days, and I missed gatecrashing unity bank test yesterday. I am sad right now. So, information ( knowing when jobs are out and applying) is the key, not your grade.

He wants to turn zebra crossing to snail crossing!

A very small fraction of the money our politicians steal everyday would have kept the goal machine alive. I will never forget that goal against Bulgaria and his celebration. I am sad right now!

Back in school days, boys go get one handful of garri, dem go soak am for 6pm, come drink am for 10pm after night prep. The garri go don swell to 7 handfuls!

@bizgirl. I know you are frustrated, but sit down and remember your mates in the poly. How many of them are better than you now? Let me tell you, a lot of university graduates with 2.1 would give an arm and a leg to be in your shoes. You have done the right thing by enrolling in a university. You have the banking experience. So, why not wait patiently and finish your university programme. Then you can use it for experienced hire in another bank. In life, you should look at people in front to motivate yourself. You should also look at those behind you so that you can give thanks.

The beautiful goal from Ramires was the best thing on the night!

This is an old thread but its interesting. Gatecrashing is good. I have never done it before, but a lot of people have got good jobs through it. The only thing is that if you are gatecrashing, be orderly. If they dont allow you to write the test, just go home peacefully. Dont make any trouble there.

I dont think they have called anyone yet. Union bank had a new board last month and the change may be part of the reasons they have not started their interview.

keenchiori: U de Onitsha de sell timba kom write for ur DP Accountancy dept(FUTO) Fadera Universe Owere Una go kill peson with asaimenti (assignment).God don catch u

him English don catch am already8-)

You dey hit your 14 inches television make him show, come dey update enjoying my new sony LED. God is watching you in 3D

ojuigosell: see nobody dey talk about the Useless Bank of Africa (UBA) for here.... that bank na error

Do you have any bad experience with the bank? Share it with dha house!

You dey watch chelsea barca on top ait for your neighbour room, come dey update heineken champions planet tinz, platini is watching you!

You dey drink garri with nothing, come fold your hand as if groundnut dey there, your stomach is watching you.