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Post his number here and lets use flashing to run down his battery. I had no shoes.....I have no recharge card.....

Nice write up. Single ladies, especially those above 28 should learn to love themselves and not rush into marriage because people expect them to be married.

I throwway eye.

I am proud of my boys. HALA MADRID.

My parents visit my grandparents twice a month. Our hometown is about two hours drive from where we live. I have learnt that unconsciously since when I was a kid, so I cant abandon my parents after wedding. The moral is that you must take care of your parents if you want your children to do same for you.

18, when I reach adult.

Nice thread, but the reality is that there are far more graduates than jobs. I was in unilag last week to write nigerian breweries test. There were over 700 of us that day writing tests for position of trainee brewers. The test was written over 7 days in three centers across nigeria. Now, lets do the maths. 7*3*700=14,700. Nigerian breweries cannot employ more than 20 out of this number as trainee brewers. State governors are not helping matters. They are sacking workers to make money available for them to steal. And I also strongly feel that we should blame the older people for giving birth to too many children. This is the cause of the current population explosion. How many people even scale through aptitude tests.

@op, how is she tearing your home apart. I cant tell you what to do because your post is not clear enough.

I cant handle intellectual incompartibility. I want someone who can reason at my level.

[quote author=Opus-deii]If john's father is peter's father only son, who is john to peter Right answer wins a recharge card.....[/quote]John is Peter's son. Where my recharge card?

I am laughing myself to pieces here. For those who dont speak Yoruba, omolabi=na pikin we born, orilari=na head we see.

Stevsmog: pls carefully read b4 u answer this riddle; I am a thing, without mouth,leg, hand and head but i can dig ground.What am i? Keep d riddle flowing.

answer: digger

Edit one of the posts. You will delete everything and leave only one full stop. So you will have your original post and a second post with just full stop. Google self no fit get am pass me.

Let me try. Sim card in Yoruba is Kaadi-afun-ero-ibanisoro-lemi. Meaning, the card that gives life to phones.

@poster, you don say say everything, nothing wey we go add add join join again.

You fit wear suit for masquerade?

Throw the phone inside the ocean. Bomb no fit kill ocean!

As powerless as PHCN

Nice one!

Hahahahaha. Lastma self no wan die.

This is a very creative piece. Keep it up man.

OMG; O Ma Ga !

Tell her to resign her job.

Send the boy to the united states. He will meet his masters there.

bukatyne: u must be very selfish! u are not thinking of how u'll add value to the life of ur spouse! tell me, will u like ur children to be teachers forever? i guess u don't know that FATHERS and mothers should motivate and train their children and the fact that a woman is an house wife doesn't mean their kids will turn out well!

I never said I wanted a housewife. I want someone who has a good job with beautiful career prospect. At the same time, she must be available for the children. I dont know when teaching became a bad job.

Very simple. I will divorce my wife, disown the child and send my wife and child out of my house.

I love you Jose Mourinho. Mourinho coached chelsea, I became a chelsea fan. He coached Inter, I became an inter fan. He went to real, I became a real fan. If he coaches kwara united, I will become a fan of the club. I just love this man.

A junior of mine in secondary school ate a raw snail. He just broke the shell and ate the snail.

mowete: Pls house has any1 received details frm workforce abt d nigeria breweries test after confirmation of test location

no no no no!

I have over 200 free sms from mtn. I just cant seem to exhaust them. I have devised a method of using the free sms. Tonight, I am introducing a new rule in my house. Since we all use mtn, the new means of communication is by sms. Nobody must talk at home again. We must use the free sms before they expire, make mtn no go cheat us. Shey I try sha?

For me, I want to marry a teacher who will be at home latest by 3pm to take care of the home. I will look for that woman and I wont compromise. I need someone to teach and mentor the children. I cant leave my children to the care of maids. I wont compromise. Its shape-in or shape-out.