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mowete: Pls house has any1 received details frm workforce abt d nigeria breweries test after confirmation of test location

no no no no!

I have over 200 free sms from mtn. I just cant seem to exhaust them. I have devised a method of using the free sms. Tonight, I am introducing a new rule in my house. Since we all use mtn, the new means of communication is by sms. Nobody must talk at home again. We must use the free sms before they expire, make mtn no go cheat us. Shey I try sha?

For me, I want to marry a teacher who will be at home latest by 3pm to take care of the home. I will look for that woman and I wont compromise. I need someone to teach and mentor the children. I cant leave my children to the care of maids. I wont compromise. Its shape-in or shape-out.

@honerik01 if she says she will work for some years into the wedding and then resign, I will advice the man not to marry her, because the marriage has only a 1/3 chance of success. There are 3 possibilities after the wedding. 1, she keeps to her words of resigning at the time she promised. Here, you are happy. 2, she does not resign, and you dont say anything. Here, you are not happy because you are only enduring the marriage. 3, she does not resign and you voice your frustrations. Here you are not happy because its either the marriage ends or you keep living like cats and dogs. So if a lady does not fit into your dreams and is not willing to bend, leave her because there are many ladies out there fasting and praying to get a man.

Nice one!

The man no ever think say him go get money for him life, das why him dey do like that. Him get money accidentally.

@makomen, that was a nice one

You try man. I don see am before, but I still borrow you laugh sha!

I only think its a scam because mtn will not be building a private airport in the backyard of the lucky person who will win the aeroplane. Abi how him go dey land for house? But on a more serious note, I am starting a session of fasting and prayers o. I must to chop this plane. Dey here dey yab mtn.

Mutual understanding and respect for eachother's dreams are the very important. Never marry someone who has a different vision from yours. Its two visions or di(2) visions or division. If you really need someone that would fit into your plans, then take the pain to find that person, because he/she is out there. Dont rush to marry someone whose vision doesnt fit yours thinking you will 'manage' who is available. I go with option 1.

Op, sell the suv and fix the money with a nice bank. When the guy leaves, you buy another car. Your reason for selling the car= i am owing somebody a large sum of money.

The problem with Nigeria is that when a governor comes into power, he starts blaming the former governor for everything, instead of working hard to improve the lives of his people. The governor after ajimobi will blame him and the cycle would continue. Look at amosun in ogun state. Instead of rehabilitating bad roads, he is wasting money constructing fly-over at oke-ilewo, a 3-lane express already constructed by daniel(who is not a saint though).

Go but know that you are not going to drop a dime.

Dont waste your time and money. Its nonsense. Try as much as possible to be online regularly and you will not miss genuine job adverts from reputable companies. Primesavic solutions= pss= scam.

Even if Seun is the devil, I cant stop using nairaland. I dont even use facebook again. CR7 is a confirmed illuminati and I still love him to pieces.

Billyonaire: It dont matter poster. No bank job is secure, just save enough within 3 yrs and resign, then go to into Self-Employment.

Hello. No job is secure, not even self employment. One's company may go up in flames anytime. A staff could defraud you. And must everybody leave banking after 3 to 5 years to become a business owner? A good number of people have left banking for the so called self employment and they are crying today. Some have made it though. Offer a graduate who has spent 6 years after service without a job an appointment with a bank and he would grab it without thinking twice. Or is sitting at home better than banking? What is important in banking is that you must continue improving yourself to remain relevant to the bank. Also, dont involve yourself in any sharp practices.

Toss a coin! Dont mind me. I am just being unserious. I think you should go online, download the financial results of the two banks and choose the one with better financials. But if the one whose financials ranks second calls you first, go grab the job o. Half bread is better than chin-chin.

If only Nigeria can channel this woman's talent. She would be useful in beating convicted former politicians and facrookticians to death.

Make she bite the man for ear well well. Why him go die for that kind time?

No mind them. They are raising rabbits there!

Correct

Laugh don kill me die

He should not go to the north. Muslims dont use caskets, and a christian killed in a bomb attack may not be buried in a casket. Na body wey you see you go put for casket. Simple solution. He should move his warehouse to the entrance of a general hospital. If he is still experiencing low patronage, he should move inside the hospital and set up beside the theatre. As people dey die for operation, him go dey sell him market sharp sharp.

Na so now. Because our governments at various levels have failed, we now look up to God to provide things that our rulers should have provided. We wan carry God do government.

8-)

@toygod, I am serious my brother.

Abeg make we leave Akpors for this thread now. Abi weytin him do you now?

Guy, I have applied for the job o. Yorubas say 'owo igbe kii run' meaning the money from shit business does not smell!

Hahahahahahahaha

olymPRICKS!

I am really happy for Andy Murray. He lost the winbledon finals but this is surely a sweet victory for him.