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There was a time I was ill. My mother prepared agbo (local herbs) for me. I called my younger brother and told him mum had prepared tea for us. He rushed to the agbo and drank it hot. The bitter taste he got surprised him and he spilled the boiling agbo on his chest. Double trouble for mum!

I have never seen a plane on land live. I dont even know the way to the airport. I be bush man;(;(;(

I dey here o. One road no enter market, na him make guys dey find work left, right and center!

I dont know, but if you have done your medicals, you dont need to worry about when it will start. Every passing day brings you closer to the training school.

Hello bravey. I dont know anything about diamond bank training. But I know you are already in because you've done your medicals. You may just keep yourself busy with gtbank recruitment process. Its just a matter of time, you will enter diamond bank. Oh sorry, you have entered the bank already. Its just a matter of time, you will soon start the training.

I graduated with a sixth class degree. Can I apply?

I love you Blessing Okagbare. I am proud of you.

Just like when 2pac reach hell fire. Devil calculate say 2pac fit dethrone him. Devil come give am 2 litres of petrol, firewood and matches, make him go start him (2 pac) own hell fire for one side.

fellawales: I think the lady needs a memory card

or a diskette!

Nice one. It reminds me of sedanodary school days when we used to make fun of this topic.

Thank God we have Blessing Okagbare. Can you imagine Nigeria taking an injured boxer to the olympics?

I just hope Facrook does not bribe the judge handling the case. Make judge no go hide dollar for him wig as Facrook hide dollar for him cap o

Elect Pat Utomi as a local government chairman and you would see his true colour. I am not holding brief for the current set of governors because they are not doing anything. But Pat is not a saint!

@Gee123 I dont think its late because I applied last saturday. First,Register you details on gtbank career page as a new user(www.gtbank.com TO careers TO training TO join our team TO register). Then carry out an advanced job search as someone explained it to me on another site;
www.gtbank.com.select
careers;select JOIN OUR
TEAM;
wen it opens, it wil show
u an
error page-click
CONTINUE
ANYWAY;wen it opens
click job
search; click ADVANCED
JOB
SEARCH; wen it opens go
to DATE
POSTED icon and select
LAST
QUARTER den go to
POSITION
AREA icon and click
ENTRY LEVEL
TRAINEE and highlight
evrytin
(CTRL A); click go;wen it
opens
scroll down u'l c
Executive
Trainee 2012/2013.den
clik
APPLY

Normal questions. Things on your cv, yourself, your course, your bsc project, and confidence!

Its gmat.

Thanks for the info. You do well.

Nigerian girls & BB

Change the capital NB to small letters.

Nice one.

I also applied but I have not been called for test. Practice with gmat and be confident. You also need to be fast. I hope this helps.

Hahahahahahaha. Funny stuffs

I no blame the guy jare.

Recharge card is the most consumed. A lot of people now have phones, from secondary school students to grandpas and grandmas. These people may not necessarily use condom, drink beer or smoke cigarettes. When the average Nigerian puts a call through, he will spend a good part of the call time greeting the person answering the call and asking of extended family members. You may argue that ladies dont really buy recharge cards, but men still have to buy credit for them. A lot of people also have to subscribe to blackberry services. Condom is not consumed that much. A good number of prostitutes dont use it. Some prostitutes would charge higher when you are doing them without condom, but these prostitutes still buy recharge cards. Newly Married couples dont use it because they will be looking for children. And condom is only used among sexually active people. Beer and cigarettes are mainly consumed by men, so the fact that women dont really take beer and cigarettes, and there are more women than men in Nigeria rules out these two options. Poor men also prefer shepe, alomo, monkey-tail etc, which are cheaper than beer and would still make them feel high. Finally, people who are religious are far less likely to consume beer, cigarettes or use condoms. CONCLUSION: ANSWER IS RECHARGE CARD. It is consumed by men and women of all ages, social status and religious inclinations. Shey I try?

Recharge card

Hahahahaha. You don get admission be that!

Nice joke

yyb14: NA WA FOR NAIJA BABES OH........!! Naija
girl was involved in a fatal accident, and
was rushed to the hospital, while the
doctors were trying to save her life, she
streched her hand to pick her blackberry
and updated her status ''DYING TINZ'' Lwkmd

I saw this joke over ten hours ago and I am still laughing. Guy, you too much o!

You go take style reverse, come go one place call the one wey wan help you write exam for phone. You go tell am make him come meet you. You go come tell am say you dey owe the second guy plenty money, dats why you take style run the other time. You go come organise hotel for two of you, make the guy for sleep help you do post jamb the second day. Him fit drop money for you self make you carry settle the other guy. Shey I try small sha?

If this girl dies and they bury her with her blackberry, she would surely update HELL FIRE TINZ!

Laugh wan kill me die. Who no like life.

Rich man say make you come collect 2 million naira cheque (dash) for him house tomorrow morning. You reach there the following day, come meet people gather there dey cry, unto say the rich man don die for night. Its from your village.