₦airaland Forum

@ omo alaro.                       you are a good story teller. go and join nollywood and stop wasting your talent on nairaland.

its either the guy is using fake result or the police chief is lieing. a 2,1 english graduate cannot be that bad. people should stop insulting we 2,1 graduates. it is not easy to make a 2,1 or first class.

I wish her a sad married life. May they live sorrowfully ever after.

if your girl is not working,dont marry her because she wont know the value of money. she wont appreciate anything you give her

poster. its a shame that you dont value what you have. i pray you go and suffer so that you will be an example to other people.

go for the training in india. the job would have been a better option if it were with guiness or nigerian breweries. from your post the company is not a serious one

Generally 2.2 people hate 2.1 and 1st class graduates. I experienced this when I was serving.

I will only believe nnpc if top officials can swear with Sango or Amadioha that the recruitment process was free and fair. I can defend my 2.1 anywhere

UBA is the most useless bank in Nigeria. I am happy they came up with this policy as it will encourage their customers to close their accounts and the bank will be at the losing end. Useless Bank for Africa.

What is happening in the north is unfortunate. I served in Bajoga, Gombe state from March 2009 to February 2010. The Fulani town is a boarder to Borno state. I enjoyed my service to the extent that I felt very sad at the end of the service. I fail to comprehend the way Fulanis are being painted in bad light because I enjoyed my stay with them.

I did not vote for Jonathan because I know he knows nothing. Let all those who voted for him know that we are all going to suffer for the incompetence of Jonathan together.

I made a 2.1 but even at that, I spent the whole of last year writing job tests with nothing to show for it.I just got employed in Ogun state teaching service last month.Those with third class and pass degrees were not allowed to write the test at all. If you want to make it in life, forget about your certificate. Go into business. Simple.

Destiny, luck and co are all illusions.Do your best in life and make the best decisions and you will be the best.There are people you think have everything but those people are at the same time thinking that you are better that them. Therefore, never compare yourself with anyone.

That pastor who predicted the end of the world should be sentenced to death by gradual killing. A kilo of his flesh should be cut off every day so that he can suffer for long before being admitted to hell fire.

Have you ever seen a lady with red eyeshadow, green lipstick and blue earrings? You would think that you are in the middle of a masquerade ceremony. I think our policemen should start arresting ladies who carry grotesque make ups and charging them for irritating the sight of innocent people. Trust the policemen. They will make a lot of money from that.

Tales by moonlight was the bomb in those days. I never missed it. Sundays, 6.30 to 7.00 pm. I enjoyed the drama which was incorporated into thestorytelling.

Apollo really has no cure. It will worry you for some days and leave you alone. Using urine will only worsen it. I have used urine before, but now, I know better

You can only choose to have your family in another city if you dont want your marriage to last. Even couples who live together find it difficult to get along well, not to talk of those staying miles away from eachother.

Under no conditions should a manual car be compared with an automatic car. Auto all the way. Driving made easy.

@ poster.Commandclem did their enlightenment programme on Gateway Radio 90.5 FM Abeokuta on Saturday, 7th May, 2011. The programme will now run every first and third Saturday of the month on the said radio station. The programme starts at 11.30 am. You can call their Ogun state coordinator, Pastor Abimbola Salami on 08060164775 or 08036718535.

Shame on UEFA. There were six match officials involved in the game( one center referee, two linesmen, two officials at the goallines and another official at the sidelines. None of them saw that Ronaldo fell on Mascherano because he was pushed by Gerrard Pique. That legitimate Higuain goal that was disallowed could have changed the course of the game. SHAME ON BARCELONA. SHAME ON UEFA.

The offer seemed too good to be true. I told my father not to invest in it and he listened to me. People should know that nothing is truly free in the real sense of the word.

Early this year, they were running a programme on gateway radio 90.5 FM in Ogun state. They had a representative called Pastor Salami. He kept talking about the legal tussle between Commandclem and Mobil. He said that they won some cases against Mobil in the court and they would soon be paid their money.
They recently stopped the programme. I think you should get in touch with gateway radio. They will give you the number of Pastor Salami and you can speak with him. I never wrote the pastors number because I had no stake in the company. I used to listen to the programme for the fun of it.

@ poster
Please dont leave him. If you leave him, he will not have anyone to beat again till he gets a new girlfriend, that is if he is not double dating. Leaving him at this crucial time of his wrestling career will make him lack training material. Stay with him till he panelbeats your body thoroughly for you.
On a more seriuos note, the guy is tired of having s*x with you and he needs to get rid of you. Happy crying.

Hello Nairalanders. Has anyone who wrote the essay test with PZ last November got any reply. Please lets know what reply you got if you have got any. Thank you.

when graudiola removed villa and brought in keita, wenger removed song and brought in bendtner. at that point, i knew the game was going to change dramatically. graudiola made that substitution because he thought they had beaten arsenal. that is what overconfidence can do to a team.

English is not our mother-tongue in Nigeria but statements like SAMBO IS ONCE A CHILDREN should not come from the first lady of Nigeria.Unfortunately, the video is not playing on you tube now. I laugh hahahahaaaha like OBJ. I believe they should get an English teacher for her. They can employ one of the thousands of jobless English language graduates and rescue that person from unemployment.Not being good at English is not the problem but the real problem is not making efforts to improve yourself. I listen to the BBC regularly to improve my English because I know that I dont know everything in English.Also I dont think there are many Nigerians who can speak Queens English.

Thank you gurus in the house for what you guys are doing. I want to know whether e-dividends can be paid into a savings account or must I have a current account to enjoy this service?