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xyoung: Rig move about to commence here. Der was a setback earlier - d spudcan in d bowleg gat stuck 45ft below seabed. It was really a problem ejecting the rigleg. OIM had to contact the Bakerhughes pressure pumper to pump seawater down the rigleg, exactly 12hrs, d leg popped out. |
xyoung: well never knew a forum like this existinteresting... It seems weird from your own perspective, however you cannot blame them in the game of implementing best practices. I have my reservations toward some company men who seem not to have a "hands-on" experience on the rig prior to climbing up to the boss status, you know why? they hardly understand the sentiments of the rig crew. All they do is pass on the drilling program and sit on a jar of coffee.. ![]() |
This question oozes arrogance. Nobody gives a number 4 about your age when it comes to subordination and supervision in the business world. Your perform your job or get The fck out. There is no "aunty" or "brother" or even "sir" in the corporate world. abi you dey work for local govt? No offence ![]() |
Whenever I scratch my balls I smell my hands . When am bored, I slide my hand inside my boxers am pluck me some hairs . I do very weird things, that's why am still single ![]() #weirdthingstoamuseyou |
Who dey here? (Shouting naija style) Madam, you get fresh catfish pepper soup wey you prepare today? Bring Heineken first and Andrew liver salt. ![]() "Looking around for: No credit today, come tomorrow but couldn't find it" e no go easy oh |
Poor quality finishing. Atleast the ceiling fans are gone for good. |
number 8: pot belle Bank account! Brodas pay attention to number 8 otherwise number 6 is not possible ![]() |
Oando doesn't have fire extinguishers? |
ogugua88: Everyone is venturing into music these days. Me sef, I go start my own record label soon too. AR (Agberos Reloaded).Lmao! abeg sign terry G once you're on it. ![]() |
Akiika: As i ponder through the lyrics, i realise we've never wanted to make effort to do anything by ourselves except praying....As i follow you ponder, i realize say our national anthem na joke. (am very serious) (....help our youths the truth to know. )are we calling on God to reveal the truth to our youths? this means that the truth about our coexistence is still a mystery. Abi na lie? |
Mehn, see slippers! |
A clear example of how a technical decision taken in another country affects another country. All these happened just because Cameroon released water from her Dams. |
samkoro: This is real honesty.Garri is more important than all these May-this may-that,dBanj this dBanj that,Jazzy this Jazzy that.Remove garri from the system and Nigeria will shake to its foundation. Half of Nigeria will go six feet below ground.Survivors will look like GhostSince i left Nigeria, my life changed the moment i realized i won't be eating garri anymore. My skin became pale, my nose started to point and my hair became curly. I was looking like Michael Jackson. All night i weep For many years after i discovered semolina ( a specie very close to garri) Happiness have returned to my life i have regained my Africaness Garden of Eden must be a cassava plantation! ![]() |
Govt policies ![]() Sharia law (in the North) ![]() stinginess mouth odour (lmao!) hairy armpits ![]() empty wallet ***what am i even saying? *** |
when are they going to de-list Abia as a state and share her carcass to Imo, Enugu and Rivers? ![]() |
A case of goat watching over yam tubers. smh |
It was resolved. There is a standing agreement between Nigeria and Saudi Arabia exempting Nigerian women from requiring a male companion during hajji. The Muslim women were allowed to proceed with the muslim ritual. http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/398-unescorted-nigerian-women-held-in-saudi-arabia-1.1080573 |
Danka7777: Accountant? This is a well structured organization. He discharged his function diligently with dignity, patriotism and simplicity...traveling in transit bus. Only if our country was run in the same manner as Boko Haram, we would have made headway. Nobody can dispute this is a very structured organization with objective.Are you standing on your head? your point of view is awkward and irritating |
Forester45: He explained that the establishment of the Dog Centre demonstrates determination of the Armed Forces to fully embrace transformation agenda of the Federal Government. Petinrin, who commended the Nigerian Army for establishing the centre, urged terrorists to form political parties, sell their manifestoes and woo Nigerians to vote for them after which they could begin to make Nigerians see the world in their own ways. ![]() |
Shaw007: Whatever man!yeah, whatever! ![]() |
..and so? ![]() |
Please what is the value of National awards? (obviously, it does not distinguish the bearers as people who have made meaningful contribution to national development). Is there any premium or exclusive treatment the holders acquire from Govt? apart from long list of alphabet combos that can't even be found on drop-down menus. I feel it is just "one of those social functions", i might be wrong though.. |
shymexx: If they're not compatible, she should leave the guy in peace - rather than ridicule him for being himself in cyber space... Judging by the rant the OP posted, she wasn't seeking honest advice, she just came on here to ridicule the guy... And she had a field day with other posters ridiculing the guy for being himself..so true! The post is quite funny but i'll definitely feel bad if that dude was somebody i know. OP, free the guy! He's just being himself. If he fancies chewing garlic, that's his preference. If he likes Audi 80, it's still his choice. If you don't want to be part of his life, by all means move on. |
Seun, you so pissed me off with this your overlord tendencies. "How does this affect the price of garri in the market" is a comment that does not insult neither does it degrade or derail any thread whatsoever. Anybody can choose to ignore or comment on it. Guy, Nairaland is your own, yes we agree! But the forum users (both the annoying ones, the funny ones, the bigots and intelligent ones) made it what it is today. As a matter of fact, YOUR interference shouldnt be conspicuous if you want this forum to grow. The bigoted, racial and obsecene commenters never get banned and you're here telling me that people that makes such a simple howbeit annoying comment will earn a ban. Dude you need to chill alil bit |
Na who hide my garri post? ![]() Why the moderators dey show themselves na? As if they don't know that in Nigeria, consumption index of garri is used to determine the ave. standard of living. I know alot of people here complain about "how does this affect the price of garri viral quote" let me give you some free education: Garri is the staple food in Nigeria, consumed by 100% of 182+ million Nigerians. We in the National Bureau of Statistics uses the price of garri as the benchmark determinant for changes in inflation percentile. For instance, with the introduction of cassava bread and the introduction of Hungry man supa pak Indomie noddles, cassava flour demand has risen by about 0.224pct which has an inflationary tendencies. Mikel Obi is GEJ's boy, very soon, you'll see him on billboards asking you Nigerians to consume cassava bread, if you heed to this, don't complain about the subsequent increase in garri price. you can ask Sanusi if you doubt me. :p Mods. I abeg don't hide my post |
Yarns! Love her this, love her that... if i don't love her, will i take her to the alter in the first place?If she cooks thrash, she 'ma eat it alone. If she farts at night, she's sleeping in the couch, If she looks fat, hell! ama tell her to fast and pray! Honestly, when you cover up your true feelings about som'of'er tranny attitude, you'll die before your time... I LOVE ME MY BABY! ![]() |
too many red cloths ![]() |


. When am bored, I slide my hand inside my boxers am pluck me some hairs
. I do very weird things, that's why am still single 


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