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CareerRe: Subsea, Mud, Reservoir, Pipeline, Petroleum, Drilling Engineers & Supervisors Zone by 27naira(m):
xyoung: Rig move about to commence here. Der was a setback earlier - d spudcan in d bowleg gat stuck 45ft below seabed. It was really a problem ejecting the rigleg. OIM had to contact the Bakerhughes pressure pumper to pump seawater down the rigleg, exactly 12hrs, d leg popped out.
We done here, workover next
CareerRe: Subsea, Mud, Reservoir, Pipeline, Petroleum, Drilling Engineers & Supervisors Zone by 27naira(m): 3:10pm On Mar 24, 2013
xyoung: well never knew a forum like this exist
well better late than never
I am an assistant driller in one of the offshore drilling contractors
already concluded here: circulated bottoms up, cementing in 3plugs, cut 13 3/8" 13" and 9 5/8", pull out of hole casing assembly,mud engineer also doing his thing..
look ahead: flush BOP to remove cement, ni.pple down BOP and rack in the stump before the rig move
but i must say some company men make operation more difficult by introducing weird procedures here
i m out
Nobody get hurts and no spills
interesting... It seems weird from your own perspective, however you cannot blame them in the game of implementing best practices. I have my reservations toward some company men who seem not to have a "hands-on" experience on the rig prior to climbing up to the boss status, you know why? they hardly understand the sentiments of the rig crew. All they do is pass on the drilling program and sit on a jar of coffee.. smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When Your Boss Is Younger Than You by 27naira(m): 4:25pm On Nov 22, 2012
This question oozes arrogance. Nobody gives a number 4 about your age when it comes to subordination and supervision in the business world. Your perform your job or get The fck out. There is no "aunty" or "brother" or even "sir" in the corporate world. smiley abi you dey work for local govt? No offence cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by 27naira(m): 3:08pm On Nov 10, 2012
Whenever I scratch my balls I smell my hands lipsrsealed . When am bored, I slide my hand inside my boxers am pluck me some hairs grin . I do very weird things, that's why am still single tongue

#weirdthingstoamuseyou
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by 27naira(m): 8:04pm On Nov 08, 2012
Who dey here? (Shouting naija style)
Madam, you get fresh catfish pepper soup wey you prepare today?
Bring Heineken first and Andrew liver salt. grin

"Looking around for: No credit today, come tomorrow but couldn't find it"

grin grin e no go easy oh
PoliticsRe: Commissioning Of The Remodelled GAT, MMA, Lagos by 27naira(m): 1:24pm On Oct 30, 2012
Poor quality finishing.

Atleast the ceiling fans are gone for good.
RomanceRe: 7 Signs You Are Ready For Marriage by 27naira(m): 3:37pm On Oct 04, 2012
number 8:

pot belle Bank account!


Brodas pay attention to number 8 otherwise number 6 is not possible undecided
Car TalkRe: Car Catches Fire At Awolowo Road, Ikoyi Lagos by 27naira(m): 3:28pm On Oct 04, 2012
Oando doesn't have fire extinguishers?
Music/RadioRe: Mikel Obi Sets-up Record Label With Junior Brother by 27naira(m): 9:31am On Oct 03, 2012
ogugua88: Everyone is venturing into music these days. Me sef, I go start my own record label soon too. AR (Agberos Reloaded).
Lmao! abeg sign terry G once you're on it. grin
Music/RadioRe: Tiwa Savage Sings The National Anthem by 27naira(m): 7:46pm On Oct 01, 2012
Akiika: As i ponder through the lyrics, i realise we've never wanted to make effort to do anything by ourselves except praying....

Guide our leaders right.....greed no go gree!

Help our youth the truth to know....very funny

Peace and justice reign....na yam?
As i follow you ponder, i realize say our national anthem na joke. (am very serious)

(....help our youths the truth to know. )are we calling on God to reveal the truth to our youths? this means that the truth about our coexistence is still a mystery. Abi na lie?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Giant Sea Turtle Seen At Oniru Beach This Morning by 27naira(m): 4:23pm On Sep 28, 2012
Mehn, see slippers!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Flood In Udaba-Ephei, Edo State by 27naira(m): 9:02am On Sep 27, 2012
A clear example of how a technical decision taken in another country affects another country. All these happened just because Cameroon released water from her Dams.
Music/RadioRe: MayD Launches 'Confam Entertainment' Record Label by 27naira(m): 10:33am On Sep 26, 2012
samkoro: This is real honesty.Garri is more important than all these May-this may-that,dBanj this dBanj that,Jazzy this Jazzy that.Remove garri from the system and Nigeria will shake to its foundation. Half of Nigeria will go six feet below ground.Survivors will look like Ghost
Since i left Nigeria, my life changed the moment i realized i won't be eating garri anymore.
My skin became pale, my nose started to point and my hair became curly. I was looking like Michael Jackson. All night i weep cry

For many years after i discovered semolina ( a specie very close to garri) Happiness have returned to my life grin i have regained my Africaness kiss

Garden of Eden must be a cassava plantation! cool
RomanceRe: Key Factors For Short-Lived Relationships? by 27naira(m): 1:33pm On Sep 25, 2012
Govt policies grin

Sharia law (in the North) tongue

stinginess

mouth odour (lmao!)

hairy armpits tongue

empty wallet

***what am i even saying? huh ***
PoliticsRe: Senate Gets 57 Requests For States by 27naira(m): 11:17am On Sep 25, 2012
when are they going to de-list Abia as a state and share her carcass to Imo, Enugu and Rivers? undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Printing And Minting Company Employee Arrested With Fake Currency by 27naira(m): 11:07am On Sep 25, 2012
A case of goat watching over yam tubers. smh
IslamRe: Saudi Arabia Detains 400 Nigerian Female Hajj Pilgrims by 27naira(m): 3:48pm On Sep 24, 2012
It was resolved. There is a standing agreement between Nigeria and Saudi Arabia exempting Nigerian women from requiring a male companion during hajji. The Muslim women were allowed to proceed with the muslim ritual.

http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/398-unescorted-nigerian-women-held-in-saudi-arabia-1.1080573
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram's `Accountant’ Arrested With N4.5m Cash by 27naira(m): 10:23am On Sep 23, 2012
Danka7777: Accountant? This is a well structured organization. He discharged his function diligently with dignity, patriotism and simplicity...traveling in transit bus. Only if our country was run in the same manner as Boko Haram, we would have made headway. Nobody can dispute this is a very structured organization with objective.
Are you standing on your head? your point of view is awkward and irritating
PoliticsRe: Military Declares War On Terrorist In The South-East by 27naira(m):
Forester45: He explained that the establishment of the Dog Centre demonstrates determination of the Armed Forces to fully embrace transformation agenda of the Federal Government. Petinrin, who commended the Nigerian Army for establishing the centre, urged terrorists to form political parties, sell their manifestoes and woo Nigerians to vote for them after which they could begin to make Nigerians see the world in their own ways.

The Nigerian Army Military Police unit, Saturday Sun, learnt has trained about 50 dogs to assist the force in the fight against terrorism. The dogs were trained to sniff out and identify any Improvised Explosive Device (IED), narcotics, terrorists and other security risk items. Several blocks of flats for the officers and men as well as the 50 dogs were also commissioned by the defence chief.

Speaking to journalists at the event, Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. Azubuike Onyeabo Ihejirika, said the establishment of the dog centre was to enhance the capability of the service to deal with contemporary challenges facing the country. He maintained that introducing dogs to fight terrorism is informed by the sensory capability of the animal species.

His words: “The primary motive for this project is to be able to detect explosives, in a more civilized manner. It would be most helpful if serious cordon and searches begin rather than do arbitrary arrests and later apologise.” He said that the force is in the first phase of the programme, adding that at the third phase, the Nigerian Army would support the civil society in the use of dogs to check crimes.

He said the dogs would be useful at the entrance of airports, seaports, banks and other public places that is needed to be protected against terrorists and criminals.
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: National Honours Awardees Stranded In Abuja by 27naira(m): 10:43am On Sep 17, 2012
Shaw007: Whatever man!
yeah, whatever! undecided
PoliticsRe: US Temporarily Closes Embassy In Nigeria by 27naira(m): 9:47am On Sep 15, 2012
..and so? undecided
PoliticsRe: List Of Nigerians Shortlisted For National Honours by 27naira(m): 2:26pm On Sep 11, 2012
Please what is the value of National awards? (obviously, it does not distinguish the bearers as people who have made meaningful contribution to national development). Is there any premium or exclusive treatment the holders acquire from Govt? apart from long list of alphabet combos that can't even be found on drop-down menus.

I feel it is just "one of those social functions", i might be wrong though..
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Too Archaic It Worries Me by 27naira(m): 3:30pm On Sep 08, 2012
shymexx: If they're not compatible, she should leave the guy in peace - rather than ridicule him for being himself in cyber space... Judging by the rant the OP posted, she wasn't seeking honest advice, she just came on here to ridicule the guy... And she had a field day with other posters ridiculing the guy for being himself..
so true!

The post is quite funny but i'll definitely feel bad if that dude was somebody i know.

OP, free the guy! He's just being himself. If he fancies chewing garlic, that's his preference. If he likes Audi 80, it's still his choice. If you don't want to be part of his life, by all means move on.
FoodRe: The Price Of Garri by 27naira(m): 9:08pm On Aug 31, 2012
Seun,
you so pissed me off with this your overlord tendencies.
"How does this affect the price of garri in the market" is a comment that does not insult neither does it degrade or derail any thread whatsoever. Anybody can choose to ignore or comment on it. Guy, Nairaland is your own, yes we agree! But the forum users (both the annoying ones, the funny ones, the bigots and intelligent ones) made it what it is today. As a matter of fact, YOUR interference shouldnt be conspicuous if you want this forum to grow. The bigoted, racial and obsecene commenters never get banned and you're here telling me that people that makes such a simple howbeit annoying comment will earn a ban. Dude you need to chill alil bit
SportsRe: Interesting Article About John Mikel Obi by 27naira(m): 7:50pm On Aug 29, 2012
Na who hide my garri post? angry

Why the moderators dey show themselves na? As if they don't know that in Nigeria, consumption index of garri is used to determine the ave. standard of living. I know alot of people here complain about "how does this affect the price of garri viral quote" let me give you some free education: Garri is the staple food in Nigeria, consumed by 100% of 182+ million Nigerians. We in the National Bureau of Statistics uses the price of garri as the benchmark determinant for changes in inflation percentile. For instance, with the introduction of cassava bread and the introduction of Hungry man supa pak Indomie noddles, cassava flour demand has risen by about 0.224pct which has an inflationary tendencies. Mikel Obi is GEJ's boy, very soon, you'll see him on billboards asking you Nigerians to consume cassava bread, if you heed to this, don't complain about the subsequent increase in garri price. you can ask Sanusi if you doubt me. :p

Mods. I abeg don't hide my post kiss
RomanceRe: Every Husband Must Read This by 27naira(m): 5:10pm On Aug 27, 2012
Yarns!

Love her this, love her that... undecided if i don't love her, will i take her to the alter in the first place?

If she cooks thrash, she 'ma eat it alone. If she farts at night, she's sleeping in the couch, If she looks fat, hell! ama tell her to fast and pray!

Honestly, when you cover up your true feelings about som'of'er tranny attitude, you'll die before your time...

I LOVE ME MY BABY! grin
Car TalkRe: Overhead Pictures Of Ladipo Car-Parts Market In Lagos by 27naira(m): 3:58pm On Aug 27, 2012
too many red cloths cheesy

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