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pro01: This woman looks quite handsome. . .(s)he could pass for Jet Li's twin brother, notwithstanding her much wider nose. I guess Mark must have a latent gay streak. Marrying a handsome woman is probably a way of satiating his gay tendencies whilst remaining straight! Isn't that a brilliant compromise?

About the ring, I think it's expensive enough at $25k.

If she's "handsome" what's your mother? Beautiful?

I bet your dad was an addict to horror movies before he decided to settle down with your mum who will definitely pass for a character in "evil dead"

Buffon!

I was totally perplexed when i read her comment. She drew a gory picture of an average naija dimwit who think that marriage is about grabbing all you can get.
Her analysis was centered around how much Mark is worth and how much he committed to his wedding. Maybe she's not aware that the Asian lady who married Mark has been with him even before the Facebook jackpot and his billion-dollar pocket.

Linda is pathetic in her logic. No wonder somebody said she ain't a role model.

otumfour: Didier Drogba has confirmed he plans to quit Chelsea following his Champions League final heroics, according France Football magazine.

The striker has been quoted saying he informed his team-mates of his decision during the club's open-top bus parade on Monday after leading them to the greatest moment in their history on Saturday night.
"We will no longer be together next season," the 34-year-old said in quotes attributed to France Football magazine.
Drogba, who has reportedly already agreed a deal to join Shanghai Shenhua when his Chelsea contract expires this summer, is said to have admitted he struggled to get the words out and burst into tears.
He went on to say: "As I decided to leave, I wanted to tell them straight in the eye. Except that I could not do it. They made me crack.
"Even though it's been three years since I said I wanted to leave, I find it hard to admit that it's over with this club - especially as I did not feel like this.
"But I could not see myself sitting on the bench to watch others play when the club plans to set up a new team.
"So that's it - I am preparing for my leap into the unknown. It's going to be another adventure."

source: http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/21052012/58/premier-league-drogba-confirms-chelsea-exit.html

crocodile tears run away! batty bouy!!

kayusfit: Igbo boys looks scary and terrible. I wonder who allows boys from the east to contest for such. They are know for drug dealing, rituals, and arm robberies. Biafran pricks

Gayusfit, ....and yet you're jerking off the igbo boys pictures low life.

achi4u: bomb must go off in Abuja within two days.
BOKO HARAM are many in Abuja now.

It will start going off first in your father's farmland.

These ni**as don see Arnold Schwarznigga (abi watin be em name) before? When he was Mr Universe.

Mr Universe is about vein tearing macho, not gay pose

ismhab: AFTER EBELE'S TENURE IS OVER.

Na Ebele sale Modem give you? free him joor

onila: see more Nigerian girls digging global here https://www.nairaland.com/900911/nigerian-girls-broaden-horizons-celebrating

Damn, that's your post actually.

anyway, cast your net upon the waters, you fit catch oyibo . Indians plenty for Lagos abi dem no follow? lmao!

StateOfMind: See nigerian dudes feeling threatened already..hehe..see as dem dey beef the fine boy..we still have enough pretty girls to go round..

Threatened kwa?

Mehn, the pressure from our sisters have become unbearable, we will gladly give them out, even to the Eskimos.

onila: good to see Nigerian girls branching out. I am impressed

Branching out indeed! lol

Ofcourse, they're digging global now. Afterall, the economy is in a mess.

freecocoa: Na you get your mouth joor,me don talk my own .

I get fried hair too and am fair. you fit gimme your CV. I fit be your signor

freecocoa: Husband since when?

Ah!lucky her o,fine boy there .

so because the boy has a fair face and a greasy hair, she don become lucky?
Amazing!

ziccoit: how does this reduce the price of gari. O ti tan.

unintelligent question!

Tsk tsk tsk!!! Smh

ollah1: Whos give a Bleep that you are on NL. Who begged you to open the thread? Must you comment on every single thread.. SMH

Hey stalker, stop bleating like a ram

WTF is bleep? get an education dunce.

eyaah, so touching

who give a fu-ck?

FG to do this FG to do that

Just like when a baby is crying and the father says " Diola darling, do you want sugar-cane? oya stop crying i will buy sugar-cane for you later ok?"

Na their way.

doziej84: hw easy can someone with a Bsc Physics (2.1) and abt completing an Msc Applied Geophysics find the CFA program, considering that i hv no finance background at all.
i want to make a try at it, but i feel my lack of finance background would limit me.

Pardon my curiosity, Bsc Physics with Msc Geophysics is an "Amazing foundation" for a delightful career in OG sector.
Why derail?

Sorry, am just curious.

chosen04: If u are wise, you will know that this site changes someone's original post to whatever suits it.

Its high time you wake up to reality dude.

Na sorry wey you go tell me be this?

Take your time o

chosen04: Platform is just a waste time. Imagine sitting down to be told what u already knows?

See watin you don cause i don pour water for my keyboard where i dey try not to laugh

OP,

From your trail of posts, i honestly find you ridiculous. If am the "dog" pulling your strings, i'll totally F.ck you up and check you on my list of "gone downs"

Your whole personality sucks!

As for me oh (i don't know about you) na some* bottles of sweating guiness stout with catfish pepper soup. while one Okpeke is rubbing my tommy

Naija sweet die!


**gotta snap out of this deydream

We're getting there!

Nicki Minaj Vs Lil'Kim.

Nicki: Lil'kim ain't no role model, she shows her [b]t[/b]its to the world
Lil'K: Who da [b]f[/b]uck is [b]t[/b]alking? can't believe barbie got a voice after all.

Oya, linda your turn!

As a man, if i wear wig join dem i for still fine!!

MBGN indeed!!

Wahala dey oh.

not2long: President Goodluck Jonathan says he does not want to be admonished like a schoolchild.

Speaking at a dinner in honour of the National Working Committee of the Peoples Democratic Party in Abuja on Monday, Jonathan however told the PDP executives despite being president he was not above the party.

He said he and other members of the Executive arm of government as well as the legislature were ready to respect party supremacy.

Jonathan said, “The President cannot be a king or maximum ruler, the President is elected by the party and must serve the party not the party serving the President. So, if he is deviating, the President must be cautioned so that all will know that the party is supreme and all must all follow the dictates of the party.

“I am not saying the President should be admonished like a primary schoolchild. Nobody in the party from the President to the least person at the ward will be superior to the party. So, you have a lot of challenges in this direction to make sure that you instil that kind of discipline. We will give you maximum cooperation.”

“The PDP is a political party and as a party, we must have guidelines and no matter the office you are holding, the party must be in a position to discipline or admonish Mr. President if he deviates.

“In South Africa, the African National Congress can admonish the President because the party is superior. And that is why in the gathering of the party, the party chairman takes precedence in order of protocol. It shows that the President himself is under the chairman.

Jonathan said he would not take issue with those criticising his administration, saying, “when you are in the ruling party, you must show more maturity”.

The President said, “We must all work to create an avenue where the party will source funding so that if you are the chairman of the party, members of the working committee, you can manage the party without excessive influence of people.

“Even though we expect all moneybags to be in PDP, but we don’t want the moneybags to influence the activities of the party and to stop that of course, we must come up with programmes that will make the party self-sustaining in terms of financing.”

The PDP Chairman, Alhaji Bamagar Tukur, said the party could not be repositioned without internal democracy and discipline.

He urged all party faithful to ensure that they do not work in cross purpose with the government.

http://www.punchng.com/news/dont-admonish-me-like-a-schoolchild-jonathan/

I am compelled to call Jonathan an [b]A[/b]rse hole

Nawa oh.

SMH.. This drug thing is becoming outrageous. My people no dey hear word again

That's somebody's pix right? do you have her permission to post it here? if not, i don't think its right.

She fit dey form say she dey Jand but with that background her aristos fit locate say she dey Port harcourt.

By the way, she NEEDS Make up.

dadicvila: i heard there are electric trains in Aba too,indeed Ochendu is working...Ochendu for president 2015,Ndi igbo should support him oO!!

The guy too correct, I tell ya.

His government has already started clearing bush close to where i did High school. I understand that he is planning to set up ENYINMBA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

I wouldnt be surprise if he becomes the next UN Secretary of State

PDP!! Power to the People!!!

Nawa o

Kedu ihe ndi a n'ako here?

I heard its ABA

With lots of fly-overs, tunnels and underpass. Saw it on youtube.

I even heard the Governor is setting up a Metro. Ochendo is fly!

Alexiss: Lol depend on a man to buy me a BB do my manicure and Pedi how contrary ? I am materialistic but not that much!! I drive a hunda accord 2009 I wear my nails plain And i do my hair myself I dont have a BB because i hate them. I studied Cosmetology, Business and i did Science also But my goal is to become a lawyer and that is my main aim right now and you going to classify me with does low class bitch who thinks that Having a BB and getting mani and Pedi every week is everything, your wrong. I depend on no man but if a man want me he must be able to bring something to the table!! A man love a woman who is independent! well i know for a fact that i like a man who is independent too!! If you call that gold digging well screw you, thats just you opinion.

SMH, bi.tches are gonna be bit.ches

@OP,

Love is all you need, the rest can be worked out with perseverance.