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i've got twenty dollars in my name fifty naira in my name in my name in my name.

***they never said "plenty"***

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so getting visa approval na spiritual problem eh? lmao! una no go kill person.

brainpulse:
Not them alone because its a serious case o. so we have to merge ministries together to deliver the boy as sanusi did in the banking sector.

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Princek12:
Why do we celebrate mediocrity? The key is whether this project is novel, that is, is it different from all the prior existing inventions? The answer is no. Battery-powered cars have been made for over 20 years, and now the technology has evolved to hybrid cars. There are also full-electric cars, and the batteries are made of lithium and can last anywhere from 150-300 miles on one charge. The latest technology in electric cars are high-performance electric cars, that is, electric cars that boast around 400-500 horse power, can go from 0-60mph in less than 10seconds, and can drive for 150-350 miles on a single charge. The leading companies with the high-performance electric cars are Tesla Motors and Fisker motors, both from the United States.

To make a make-shift version of existing technologies is not something to be celebrated. Let's celebrate novelty.

tell them.

As them open the bonnet, i am certain VIO no go give that crap road worthiness.

[quote author=baby-boy link=topic=876047.msg10241421#msg10241421 date=1329830525]Even if the cars runs on Solar energy it still needs engine,  and you honestly believe 5 12volts battery could run a car up to 70 KPH? [/quote]ask them oh.

See as them pack battery full the jalopy.   watin person no go see? lmao.

There is nothing commendable in that crap as far as am concerned.  

considering what little Greece is doing to EU, West Africa won't survive the downfall of Big Brother Nigeria should our oil dependent economy collapse. There are lots of work to be done.

^^ they don't pair strangers

She was a sacrificial lamb.

"Commercialize every thing. squeeze the juice outta her everything" so says the corporation

Just like Michael, celebrities brings in more money dead than alive.
Her archaic albums now cost more than my balls on itune. don't know what to say. Its all business right?  

SMH  

Beaf:
Asid from a single hilarious name in the above, there is nothing funny about the article.
90% of the police need to be either sacked, jailed or executed.

yeah, he initially moved to "Toto". He should have stayed in toto. lmao! 

On a serious note, does the Govt have the political will to unmask let alone prosecute the elites behind boko-haram?

This is disturbing!

2buff:
^^^EXACTLY!

An Unrepentant murderer need have NO PART of my money.
They need to bring back the old medieval-style jails. Very low cost and efficient.
They put him in a small human cage hanging from the ceiling and forget about him 

very funny  

jmaine:
https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/th_dwadeeyebrow.png [size=14pt] What is covenant University[/size]

I heard its a day-care center for teens and young adults with wealthy background. Don't know how true it is though  

Da Mayor:
The Minister should have discharged him with (trigger-happy) Mopol! What Liver!! Typical Nigerian Politician with no decency for human life, putting the cart before the horse. Mr poo, man or whatever u call yourself, , In fact na full newspaper page i go need to treat this your blunder. watch out,

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Mobinga:
https://i41.tinypic.com/28vwsjc.jpg

bros, you fine no be small.    I for like marry your sister oh. Only if her trunk dey like you own make she use am dey tickle my fancy  

Sun of god:
Backward country,

Instead of lie detector tests being used against politicians they are being used against those charged with investigating corrupt politicians.

How about they strap GEJ to it and ask him some questions regardin the 13 million dollars the wife embezzled - somehow i dont think she's clever enough to have pulled of something like that without input from GEJ himself.

Or they could strap Okonjo-Iweal to it and ask her one simple question - are you an agent of the world bank/IMF?

Is there an institution in Nigeria tht is not corrupt?

SMH

easy bro.   show some respect nah

Front page has become a place for "rascals" SMH

Same 'ol routine.----

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Demdem:
‘Tinubu’s Hale and Hearty’

Former Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Sunday faulted an online publication about his health status, saying he is “hale and hearty.”

A statement issued by his media office and made available to THISDAY, maintained that the report about Tinubu who is currently outside the country “is the figment of the wicked imagination which is just to smear his political campaign by his political rivals and weaken his political clout as well as get him out of the way, adding that “the sponsors of this campaign of calumny are known and will soon be unmasked.”

The statement further stated that “without any iota of doubt, Asiwaju Ahmed Tinubu enjoys good health and continues with his normal political and business activities. These activities have necessitated trips in and outside Nigeria from time to time.

“Ordinarily, Asiwaju Tinubu wouldn't have responded to the unfounded rumour being peddled about his health, but due to the torrents of calls from friends, family, political and businesses associates, and the undue anxiety being generated, this clarification becomes necessary.

“Asiwaju Tinubu will return to the country this week as soon as he completes the business that necessitated his trip outside the country,” the statement added.

His office also advised the online medium to find something better to do with their time and talent “because we are confronted with finding solutions to the more urgent problems of unemployment, grinding poverty, corruption, hopelessly bad infrastructure and a government badly in need of good advice.

“The Asiwaju Media office wishes[b] to put to rest the minds of millions of his followers [/b] about the issue of his health. It is a settled matter. Asiwaju is hale and hearty. Asiwaju enjoys good health and will be around much longer than many wish,” the statement added.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/-tinubu-s-hale-and-hearty-/109179/

are you kidding me?
This is exactly the reason why i hate the Nigerian media and the mentality of our politicians. "follwers indeed"

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=869409.msg10185225#msg10185225 date=1329123289]Format!!

And so?!

I thought it would be an institute or a school domiciled in Nigeria, but apparently not.

Its like coming to show us your cool fancy technology, get our kids excited and then take it away, far beyond their reach.

Bleep EM!! [/quote]^^^^ classic

SimonAndal:
A strip tease/pole dance. Then we'll retire to the basement for an unhealthy dose of Bleep. Oh yeah!
I've bought whips, nipp1e clamps, cuffs, a gag, but.t plugs, and tasers. Oh yeah?

tufiakwa

onye iberibe

^^ see her pink panther's Pant  she dey do "to match" with pant and blouse


How on God's perfect planet did this make the front page? ohhh! So, there is a VIP CABAL in NL now ehh?

somebody hold me now before i break bottle  

So, OP is a virgin? you mean her koko hasn't wrapped around tushee before?   anyway, congrats, we don hear.

Time go reach when person go piss yellow urine for toliet come use am open thread and one zombie MOD go carry am come front page because the OP dey inside NL CABAL  

I'll probably be running from work, cursing in traffic and hoping to meet Adv. DLE 530 class without being late. 

What's all this fuss about valentines day? am yet to wrap by head around the madness.

^^ but i get A1 for Chinese na,

xynerise:
. Well if she stares too much she is an imbeci'le.

question is: what do babies stare at?

In Igbo: O gini ka umu aka n'ele mgbe obula?

In chinese: chin qua'n chu oh xin li qi?

In Pidgin English: Na watin pikin dey open eye dey look wey em mama never see?

Now, you understand the question: Try again! olodo!

Agu Nwa!

Nne is steaming hot and dripping water!

you know, i can remember vividly when i was 5 weeks old, i did the same thing, Stare!

1. I am putting efforts to hold my focus at a point. I giggle anytime i succeed for a second.
2. I keep wondering "what the hell is this place, its so ugly", remember babies come from heaven and earth just stunk like shi.t-hole.

Those where my thoughts. Now you know!

^^ bros, are we related? 

@OP

Na today?

The last time i came into the country, shei they cut power supply while we were waiting for our luggage. I nearly stripped nake.d. Naija na serious case-study.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=866740.msg10157091#msg10157091 date=1328783655]I hope boko harams have also done their own deployments too so they can take down this SOB for us ? They can deploy police for jonathan while the poor suffer from various violence.[/quote]Suffice me to say that you're ignorant and very spontenous.

You called Jonathan SOB and wish an attack on him?
It is either you're one of the Boko Haram guys or you're an idi.ot from birth.

Sorry, just read your post that you've sourced it out.

@ OMO IBO

When you have a tubing like 2-3/4" HCS N80 4.7 lb/ft

This is simply telling you that the tubing inner diameter is 2-3/4 inches, HCS is the thread definition, N80 is metal type which comprise the burst and collapse pressure definition of the piping while 4.7 lb/ft is the weight of the tubing. You basically need these information when designing your well completion.

Watin you wan carry am do since you don't even know what it is? am just curious