Rollar:

As in, seriously! It'd have been more humane to just tell him to go jump off a cliff, but I didn't want to interfere. When did chatting girls up become so hazardous?

Xmen149:

Sowi,.am with magneto

Rollar:
Guess that makes you Toad. Wouldn't wanna be ya

Xmen149:

Na am worse..am a sort o combination of mystik,cyclops,storm,rouge,an magneto...dnt ask me to find find,cos i wl do,then il ki..ya

Rollar:

Wow, you sound like a mess. What are you, inbred? Cuz there's mutation caused by environmental factors, then there's mutation caused by inbreeding. Ask queen Valerie, I hear Texans are famous for riding their cousins

Rollar:

Yeah, you have no idea how far I'd like to drag this out, ball-crusher. Traumatizing hapless dudes n all what not. I once knew a guy that was traumatized into stammering for a year after one of you mean girls ground his balls to dust, and he was dumb! Can you imagine how badly traumatized a mute must be to start stammering?

*La sigh* I'm ***crusher now.
You know,you men have the slickest of tongues when you wanna condim.
If only you'd put all that into ya wooin'!
It might turn out a lot better for ya.
An you liein' somethin' mute an studderin'?....
Hahaha....no. Find a more convincin' lie next time unless yer aim was ta make me laugh.
Then congratulations, you succeeded.

QueenValerie:
*La sigh* I'm ***crusher now.
You know,you men have the slickest of tongues when you wanna condim.
If only you'd put all that into ya wooin'!
It might turn out a lot better for ya.
An you liein' somethin' mute an studderin'?....
Hahaha....no. Find a more convincin' lie next time unless yer aim was ta me me laugh.
Then congratulations, you succeed.

Rollar:

Wow, you sound like a mess. What are you, inbred? Cuz there's mutation caused by environmental factors, then there's mutation caused by inbreeding. Ask queen Valerie, I hear Texans are famous for riding their cousins

donTbone:

Wah happened to HOP?
#passingby

Xmen149:

No lele..am a natural..and i have learnt to harnes my gift...as for valerie,i will leave you to do the asking,who knows u might be her marternal cauzin from her perternal side...

QueenValerie:
There goes that slick tounge slingin' around again.
An you think you too fun.
Roll you must want me ta fly ta Nigeria ta bust a hurtin' on you.

QueenValerie:
*La sigh* I'm ***crusher now.
You know,you men have the slickest of tongues when you wanna condim.
If only you'd put all that into ya wooin'!
It might turn out a lot better for ya.
An you liein' somethin' mute an studderin'?....
Hahaha....no. Find a more convincin' lie next time unless yer aim was ta me me laugh.
Then congratulations, you succeed.

Rollar:

Yeah, but thaz what we kickin 'gainst. Why should we have to put in so much effort into convincing y'all to be with us? Kinda sounds to me like girls are biologically programmed to detest guys and we have to come up with all these tricks and psychological tactics to either convince/deceive you to fall for us, or overpower your defenses by doing silly shyte you deem romantic. Sounds like a load of phooey to me. I'm more of a boy-meets-girl-and-they-both-develop-mutual-feelings kinda guy

Dude bye.
You still gotta come at her when you "boy" meet this "girl", do it with tact.
Use that slick tongue an creativtiy you put in your jestin' in your approach an pursuit of her.
That's another thing ya'll need ta learn ta pursue.
Sometimes Ya'll act like steel bulltets an just shoot from the barrel:
Gimme yo number (bbm,whatsapp etc.)
Lets meet up.
Lemme take you to my spot.
Lets exchange bodily fluids
An you just laid eyes on the chick! Dang! You wanna talk to her first?
Work on her? Work into somthin' with her?

QueenValerie:
Dude bye.
You still gotta come at her when you "boy" meet this "girl", do it with tact.
Use that slick tongue an creativtiy you put in your jestin' in your approach an pursuit of her.
That's another thing ya'll need ta learn ta pursue.
Sometimes Ya'll act like steel bulltets an just shoot from the barrel:
Gimme yo number (bbm,whatsapp etc.)
Lets meet up.
Lemme take you to my spot.
Lets exchange bodily fluids
An you just laid eyes on the chick! Dang! You wanna talk to first?
Work on her? Work into somthin' with her?

Rollar:

Nah, believe me lassie, I could go all Chuck Norris on your ass if I wanted to. I dunno why I'm holding back, maybe cuz you remind me of my lil sis, with her cute lil fists and scrunched up face, threatening to tumble me. I feel this overpowering urge to pat you on the head right now

I'ma show you my " cute little tiny" fists an when Im through you gon have mine imprinted on your memory. In the form of nightmares

QueenValerie:
I'ma show you my " cute little tiny" fists an when Im through you gon have mine imprinted on your memory. In the form of nightmares

Rollar:

Ha! Awww, that's so adorable. You're all sweetness and cuteness, ain't you sugar? Bet you sleep curled up beside a warm, fuzzy teddy bear too. I'd love to experience one of your nightmares. Probably woke up gasping for breath for weeks after watching an episode of Power Puff Girls where they had a particularly close call with Mojojojo

Oh my Gosh,I like power puff girls !
Have you seen the Black version?
If we was cool like that,we could watch it some time.

Rollar:

Hahahahaha!! Is that your own subtle way of telling Valerie to ride me like a bucking bronco? Like some kinda subliminal message to plant the notion of unleashing unspeakable horrors on my body into her subconscious

QueenValerie:
Oh my Gosh,I like power puff girls !
Have you seen the Black version?
If we was cool like that,we could watch it some time.

Rollar:

I know!
Lol, kinda looks a lil racist tho

I'm guessing we ain't cool like that huh. I'd love to watch it

No,that pic is just fan art I saw online.
And it's not rasict but drawing on Afro American culture.And I like that.
An what you mean "you know"?

QueenValerie:
No,that pic is just fan art I saw online.
And it's not rasict but drawing on Afro American culture.And I like that.
An what you mean "you know"?

Kaylexzy:


Oh! Nice...

Uhm... Mind chatting up on Whatsapp or BBM?

QueenValerie:
No,that pic is just fan art I saw online.
And it's not rasict but drawing on Afro American culture.And I like that.
An what you mean "you know"?

AbuadStudent:



Laff wan kill me die...oga dey form sharp guy

ShakurM:
Rape me keh...I fvcked her brains out for 11 seconds

Kazna69:
Technically it's not rape, it's just sex on a platter. Women don't rape men. Only a homosexual make can rape a straight guy.

themejiwalker:


I remember this Wolf of wall street!!!

hehe, you garrit!

daretodiffer:


You are the definition of ‘dumb'.

Kazna69:


Actually I'm smarter than you realize, FOH!

ShakurM:
Rape me keh...I fvcked her brains out for 11 seconds

efemena22:
"I f*cked her brains out for 11 seconds" you got that line from Wolf Of Wall Street

Sure. I love the movie