4watever:


First of all, bf must be rich, hence she followed him

Now it's bf has not earned her trust, it's why she followed him.

What kind of oversabi busy body are you ?

Shuo

Lmao I wonder ooo

Alezy:
clears throat.

Naijasinglegirl:
I see them all the time in high brow restaurants in Lagos. Usually, they announce their presence in a group of four, three or two in some cases.
Guys reading this, you are part of the problem in Nigeria if you notice the first thirteen signs without approaching their table.

Here we go.

1. They pick the most visible spot in the restaurant to seat.
2. Then study the menu like they are studying for JAMB.
3. It takes roughly thirty minutes to an hour for them to decide an item on the menu they want.
4. And when they do, it’s usually the cheapest. Malt, coke, cranberry juice or orange juice.
5. They take a lot of selfies while waiting for their order. A lot of selfies!
6. They laugh a lot to nothing in particular…and very loud to attract the attention of prospective boyfriends seated.
7. It is common to find them laughing loud one minute and sober the next minute when they feel a potential lead may never approach their table.
8. Their eye lashes looks like they are ready to fly. Heavy makeup is the costume. Pushup bra and waist trainer is the dress code. Add a strappy sandals & ombre wig to that.
9. They are usually with power banks cos they know it’s going to be long wait. And of course, that time can be spent in achieving the next level in Candy Crush.
10. They keep staring around anytime anyone walks in as though they are human drone cameras.
11. They make quick dashes to the rest room every fifteen minutes to remind candidates seated that they are still waiting.
12. And of course, to retouch their lipstick and rearrange the foam in their bra.
13. Accent fluctuates between American, British, and pidgin depending on who is walking past their table.
14. When it’s time to pay for their drinks using POS after an unsuccessful outing, they pull out up to four ATM cards and contribute in fractions like church offerings.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/spot-girls-looking-boyfriend-lagos-restaurants/

Jadekitana:


Let me leave you to wallow in self pity, Btw i'm off for a pre-vals date, Pele i'm enjoying my life because I have just one! YOU can continue to rave and rant here, it wouldn't change your present situation! Byeeeeeeee hater.

emmijes3:
lolz what na!!

Alezy:
clears throat.

Alezy:
I will shoot somebody oh....warn him

francababy:


Hooker. It's weekend. You will get customers. Amen

Jadekitana:


Lol I don't want again o

Sleekyshuga:

Stank ? Never noticed!! My problem with them was poor Customer Service .. Those girls can be as mean as f**k .. They treat customers with disdain, forming ontop their cap and polo oo, for food wey I go pay for ..

I knew immediately a new and better outlet pops up, Sammies would be dropped like hot potato, and so it happened.. It's as dry as a desert now, except the new comers or those who want to have their 'towns meeting' , no one goes ere.. I still love their moi moi .. It remains the best..

An alumnus?

Omoluabi16:
permit me, but why do you girls like jumping from one eatery to another? Well, I don't see you as one who derives joy in spending a guy's money lavishly.But why don't you save cos by DIY. Is it moin_moin you can't make? or roasted chicken which is usually at a high price.I'm not in support of this lifestyle, be African.cook your own food and save cost.Even if you go to eateries don't make it a habit.Be careful.

Realhommie:
Lolz... I hear say one dey along Uti rd guy... Just off one link rd to alegbo if you know the area.

Sleekyshuga:

Yes daddy ..

@Skarlett, Laveda, Misspicy, advice don done.. No more fast foods .. Do It Yourself!!

skarlett:




If I hear o

Person go go for classes by 7am, do practicals till 6pm, read in the evening and you expect me to enter my kitchen, especially when light no dey Alaska or your generator no gree start.. Abeg, wetin I wan cook ?

Sleekyshuga:

I almost thought you were my secondary school classmate as she is the only one I know that bears Shulamite , not until I checked your DP..

shulamitewoman:
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D name is rare tho..lol

Sleekyshuga:

Yes daddy ..

@Skarlett, Laveda, Misspi cy, advice don done.. No more fast foods .. Do It Yourself!!

Sleekyshuga:

Hahahhahaha ... I couldn't stop laughing after reading that as he actually concluded like my dad, BE CAREFUL .. This bros hasn't heard of bad habits that can't be stopped, but minimized ..

Person go go for classes by 7am, do practicals till 6pm, read in the evening and you expect me to enter my kitchen, especially when light no dey Alaska or your generator no gree start.. Abeg, wetin I wan cook ?

Vivly:

Shut the f^ck up already! You're beginning to sound like a broken record.
And yes, it's my business since you decided to make someone else's ex affair your business.

Laveda:

I'm not sure that can be stopped @least For now.

teeghurl:
Afroditte, welldone o. Kontinu dashing high five. We r still waiting for ur update sha

skarlett:




I see u at bolded

skarlett:


I just taya abeg no be me kee Jesus, I know say my wife material na 2inches, men dey wey like am like dat

Laveda:

What ya think?
Cool?

JoeBlocks:
Happy hunting.

omoharry:
You guys should get a life and stop making fun of women here on nairaland..i can imagine if all the women should close thier account so that you guys can talk to yourselves alone..how boring this forum would be..get a life guys and stop mocking us.women this, women that .all the time.abeg make we hear word.

Laveda:

I'm not sure that can be stopped @least For now.

See them oo !!

skarlett:

I just taya abeg no be me kee Jesus, I know say my wife material na 2inches, men dey wey like am like dat

skarlett:



Nah I don't hunt, not a predator

JoeBlocks:
So, that makes you a prey. So, how do you like being preyed upon?

WARRIBLOOD:



Why I nor go know uti? Alegboo?


I just de trek out of that side as I de talk so.... I go Moscow before man... come see the girl I bang... nor be small thing