₦airaland Forum

Ritzybeauty:
Awon broda shaggi.. Lol

I don't watch his skits tho.
In what way do I relate with him.




And for emphasis sake,all the above is true except that I don't have money,car,beards,big D and muscles

madridsta007:
You are hilarious. And it is in his FINAL YEAR that he should be indulging in these?
Or you missed that detail in his statement?
Let me hope that you are being sarcastic.

Being in his final year should not mean he can't indulge in those.Unless he is not academically sound to start with.

With clubbing and partying, school politics,a lot still finish with good grades.

Ynix:
Watch this example and you will understand. Then pay me for this tutorial


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRaaNdhWcE8

I like the girl on red in that video.
Who get her control?

madridsta007:
Final Year and your priority is women?
Chairman, you are about to lose it.

Your focus should be getting a 1st Class or 2.1.
No high class or low class girls.

1st class or 2:1 is now what?
How much are they paying for having these classes of degree??
Academic life should not preclude social life boss.

Is it when he is over 30 and being pressured for marriage that he will start to overcome the fear of approaching ladies?

VULCAN:
You are on the right path.

There is nothing wrong with a desire to have posh girls

But everything rises and falls on your inner game.

Right now that inner game is very weak but whatever is weak can be built up over time.

These are the best steps to take.

1. Find just one posh girl and develop a friendship. Then find another and then another. On no account must you allow them to use you. Ask them for small favours first before they asks you to do any for them and On no condition must you strain yourself financially for these friends. Never. Also don't toast any of them because you havent yet weaned yourself off seeing them as extra special. They will see through you and turn you down flat. If you are wondering HOW to make friends with them it's easier than you think. Show them that you are above them in just ONE area that matters to them and they will be the ones seeking your friendship. Start with the posh Year 1 Nd Year Two girls in your school or at least younger girls anywhere around. One thing you must never ever do is treat these girls as if they are special. If you do they will begin to look down on you so treat them as you would local girls that you are not attracted to. Be cocky, yab them often and be free with them.

The psychology behind this is because you have placed posh girls on a pedestal. You have forgotten that they shit just like local girls. Also and the biggest one which can help you is that you need to see upfront just how insecure women are regardless of age or financial status. Almost all women have esteem issues. Of course it varies but they are there if you dig enough. Some like DJ Cuppy carry their esteem issues on their forehead for all to see.

I have more to say but I have things to attend to. I will try and come back and give a part two if you feel it's needful.

Please let me know when you've finished cooking part 2

KingDash:
bros that one na ugly men mentality be that oh... me like I don broke small, all my five babes know about am, I swear them just dey pump me money. so leave that talk.

Legend

Octopusssy:
2000 was almost around the same time I finished too, and trust me, the average age was 16, not 20.

Really??

If you had said 18,then I might agree.

McLizbae:
OP, na very small boy you be,and I concluded that from your definition of posh.

Be that as it may, only a posh guy should roll with a posh girl. Else you expose urself to unnecessary torments and embarrassments. Come, just know say na one man (lover or father) sweat and hussle you dey see, wey you dey call posh girl like that... Do you know what is even called social class in a society?

Kuku finish OP.

You can drop nuggets for boys too.
What do you classify as posh?

Octopusssy:
Bushmeat catch the hunter.

But guy, wetin you dey look wey you enter 20 years in secondary school?

During that period, that's the average age people finish.

Unlike now that a 14 year old is writing JAMB

fatymore:
lol

yahmohy27:
Na by force?
Finished your education and make money then you will see them coming for you believe me

Make money crew have arrived.
So if I don't have money yet,I don't deserve a girlfriend?

fatymore:
lol

If you know it's "lol" you want to reply with, don't bother replying.

fatymore:
I thank God their Jazz never catch me o.

Cos most times what I always tell them is if you don't know where you are going, go back to your Cotonou or wherever you crawled from

Until they hypnotize you before you know what's up.

emdis:
Lol you don't know how he knew you are igbo?? Is it that difficult to identify an igbo girl?they kinda have big legs with a yummy facial appearance. Mostly, fair in complexion.

Which one is big legs?
Yam leg is yam leg biko

Commotfornigeri:
Not after a lot of men's lives have been ruined over false reports of sexual harrassment.

Hmmm seeing from another angu

BaddieFreak:
Virgin?!
Weldone sir!

I'm actually being serious tho.

fatymore:
Lol

And you had to quote me just to type "Lol".
Ko neccessatry na

MadamVanessa:
It seems in America pedophile women outnumbered men. Because there's no single week i do not read of women raping young boys in America.

It's always shameful as a lady reading stuffs like this. Having a Love Machine within one reach is far more better than this disgraceful act. If i am horrrny i use my dillldo and masturbate. Na masturbate i masturbate i no kill person.

Also, i can't imagine myself leaving a monster looking dicck with veins allover it, and play around a boy of 15years old.. it's not my portion.

Diccck is sweet no doubt, but not a toddler own.

Why masturbate?I used to think ladies have atleast a dick at their disposal.

Just curious,no judging.

Saphiere
FutureIsfemale

Come and see your fellow fallopian people.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Na crime if you first talk your own experience

You dey follow this girl upandan.Talk say you like am na

BaddieFreak:
Forget about the hypocrisy of Nigerian when it comes to openly expressing their sexuality, a lot is going on in the physical life forget about the cyber lies they tell you. I can bet Nigerians are among the most sexual human being in Africa. But let’s leave that for another day.

The question is have you ever tried a twosome, three-some or even foursome or are you a virgin?

Lets make it a fun thread abeg

You could have answered the question too.It might make more people open up.

As old as I am,with all my beards and muscles,with all my fine face and big D, with all my money and car,I still am a Virgin.

fatymore:
Once you start catching cruise on Nairaland, you see posts from nitwits saying nonsense.

That's why I refrain from posting sometimes.

Ndi ara

Nah don't see it that way.If you can't flow along,just ignore them.

Amot.olongbo,I guess she's married but she catches cruise with guys on here and it ends here.
Nothing too serious.



I read you didn't join.Maybe you'd have won some cool cash if you had joined

BaddieFreak:
Gettat

Okay..

Bolarineliza202:
Mine,I can't do without playing games.

Once I can see boobies to play with,I'm okay.
Before it's sex but when I started getting lean,I had to stop.

BaddieFreak:
Ignoramus, This is an anonymous forum and I had to crop out my face. Why is your eyes focused on my butt and not the other part of my body? You must be a pervert?

Your posture is putting emphasis on your ass.
Let's leave that.



You ignored my question.If you are in you can send a DM or drop your number on a dead thread.

Bolarineliza202:
Guys come and talk oo,our pretty nairalanders ladies are shy ,so come and share your own experience.

None has but a lot has shown me greenlight.
I get compliments everywhere I go."You're handsome, you're this and that"

Annoying part is,all those who showed me greenlight are not my taste.

BaddieFreak:
Hello, how are you all doing?

It seems like I have gotten fat since I left here. A lot of my friends said I have gotten bigger, Nairalander is it true?

And where are the ROMANCE OLDTIMERS? I missed you all!

Why are you giving us unnecessary focus on your ass?Even in your dp,same ass showcase.






How much do you charge TDB??

Antoeni:
Boma lack common sense

But Why be say na pesin wife Dey enter your eyes?!

With that his hair like scrubbing brush.

YoungLionken:
Do I need to remind you about Adolf Hitler and Mussolini??

Those who exploited Africa, were they all Muslims??

In Nigeria, it is a common practice, if you knew Righteousness89 of Nairaland physically, always negate his religious claims and watch how he withdraws from you...

For every name of 1 non muslim you mention,I can give you 100 names of muslim terrorists.Because there are almost 1 million(if not more) jihadists across all nations currently.

Also, Righteousness89 may withdraw from you so as not to experience a setback spiritually.He will never pick a quarrel with you for not believing in his Jesus.


Example:
If in a christian dominated area in Nigeria,I wear a T shirt that says "Fvck Jes*s" (without the censoring), people will ignore me thinking I'm looking for trouble.Some might tell me I don't know what I'm doing....No violence!

If I go to northern Nigeria and wear a T shirt that says "Fvck prophet M*hammad" (without the censoring),I will most likely have my head chopped off.

Hydroxide:
Is not about being Death. Did they burn his body? When you kill a terrorist soldier, you need to burn his body to be 100% sure he is Dead. Las las baba go still show face. Na naija we dey

Someone that an order was given for him to be captured alive just so they can grant him amnesty.

Any soldier that kills him is in soup.

olatade:
Hope we will not hear that he's "DEAD" again next year

Audio death

Shekau has died like 5 times now.

YoungLionken:
Why are they trying so hard to blackmail Islam?.

I think it is time we looked beyond our religious difference and focus on our personality..

A Christian, Jew,etc. Could have committed such a barbaric act. The terrorists in the east are majorly Christians...

We are not looking beyond anything.
The world would have been safer without these head slammers.
They are too violent.

In Nigeria here,if you argue religion with a muslim friend,that may be the end of the friendship.
Even sharia law is a proof of their violence.