₦airaland Forum

barinedan:
She Has To Be Careful, This Was How Some Pilgrims Stoned This Same Devil Some Years Ago And When The Devil Threw Stones Back At Them A Lot Of Them Perished

The 'devil' for just throw one stone back at them to test the microphone

Nigerian police must be cowards for begging the NA to explain to Nigerian citizens on twitter on how their colleagues were killed. So it is only on innocent citizens that they can flex their stupid muscles?
I just wish the legislatures can make bill legalizing use of guns, so that all these intimidations from our force officers will reduce.

Draught:
Bro lets look at it this way in 4-3-3 formation
...

Pigford
Coleman... Jagielka...Keane... Digne
Sigurdson..Andre Gomes.. Iwobi
Walcott.. Kean.. Calvert Lewin or Bernard

Did u forget Richardson?

These pics must be from one of the southeast states. Because our brothers from the West told us so. They labelled the Eastern part as mud republic.

Iranu!!!

eedriyz:
Against GEJ or against pump price's hike? You people no wan geh sense again

Oga what is pump price now with subsidy as against the proposed price by GEJ?
Yet I have not seen minions like u protesting.

yinkus6750:
What an irresponsible and childish act from a man.
Your former wife and mother of your two children.
What's the big deal about a car?
Shameless man.

Oga since it is not a big deal. Buy another car for her.
E be like woman never reason you?

What is the attorney general waiting to proscrbe those protesters as terrorists?
I taught that any group protesting in any part of Nigeria are seen as potential terrorist organization?

gidson12:
well scripted play........to hang the mexicans and the Latino world....
another stage of immigration policy and crack down loading

This can be true

On a serious note will our Alex be able to bench Wilfred if he eventually arrives emirate stadium?
Make we just forget sentiment and tell ourselves the porn truth.

R.I.P
We ur beloved audience will surely miss eludite presentation.

Don't give a 4uck about Bisola, Dakolo, Fato whatever and Aisha. I don't even know who gave her the title Dr. I hope it is not the honorary one cuz her brain doesn't deserve the real "Dr."

I am more concerned on why some nairalanders are hating on Nwamikpe. Did he(Nwamikpe) rape their brains too?:

Jealousy dey real .

joeeee240:
Are you sure you know what 5 figures is? 100k is five figures

Oga how is 100k five figures?

IamSoProlific:
Hiaaa!!!!

They no dey watch the Nigerian third place match

Which kind people do we share this dying country with for crying out loud....

Where are their bombs

Bakasi boys in Anambra state that year, where they boko harams

I don't believe this, this must be bakasi boys and not boko harams....we all know where firing guns started.

My brother why are you doing this?
Is Tinubu the first person that said such?
Lauretta Onochie started it.
We all know where lies started.
Where are the lies? [

My pain is that non of them will stand the maruding herdsmen terrorizing their various villages.

Parents should do their job. The economy is not helping matters.

A soldier running away from #death.
Is that one a soldier?

ihatebuhari:
I hate men


Nothing more lovely than been a lesbian and am proud of being one.

I’m glad having this freedom in LA


Useless country like Nigeria should continue living in bondage

You are a lesbian and ur siggy reads Jesus Christ above Islam.
How are you coping?

Nwodosis:
If you looking for any other lubricant at that of penetration aside saliva, you never oreally needed the sex!

Seconded.

Eeediats!!!
Other countries are discussing technological inventions, we are talking cattles.
Tufiakwa !!!

And she is our ambassador in diaspora

As I am typing this a lady in my room is trying to rape me. Pls nairalanders how do I screammmmmmm zhz ghu zc shhjsjjm njahvshvzuvz cc B zvvz v Vc VvV B. bB.

It's such a pity that a 4uck cannot be un4ucked.




Please this is my own buccal rxn.

wink2015:
She deserves the corporal punishment if she violates the rules of the school.

But sometimes the teacher unconsciously over flogged resulting in unnecessary injury to the student.

While calling for some moderation by the school teachers in instituting discipline to the student. Student themselves must respect the school rules at all times.

In my secondary school days, erring student were not only flogged but also given cutlasses to cut the grasses of the school premises depending on the degree of the offence.

Sometimes, even washing the dirty toilets.

Spoilt children of nowadays.

They do not read their books but enjoy browsing on their phones and spend hours watching indian zeeworld tv.

Watch how they will come for your head.

Pls for the gynos here, on the scale of 0 to 10, what are the chances of successful embryo implant on the first trial?
I ask so that one can know what he is going in for.

abiolamitodun:
hope this development won't encourage those unserious element to start destroying their wombs in the process of aborting...since there's hope if they are barren

This is another angle to it

Oluwasaeon:
The organisers are enjoying

As in eeeh
Free kpekus everywhere

Exaggeration like hyperbole is more of a figure of speech than just a word. The words we speak implies it(exaggeration), we don't necessarily need to state it.

How e for be if na the guy slap am out of jealousy?

That name though "Atuegwu" "Egwuatu".
I hope he truly lives by that name.

Rednaxelot:
What if the excuse for not seeing the certificate is “my certificate is with the Nigerian Army”?

Wetin for waec to reply.

Tonto Decay should see this. She should thank him.
This is what Churchill achieved in less than a minute.

wildikeman:
You rescued him. Where are the crimminals you rescued him from.. Lies from the presidency to law enforcement agents im this Buhari administration is so annoying?

As in eeee..

Godswillu:
This was the same news we heard during the change era
Are we going to here the same news in next level era?

Please let Nigerians know the plan you have for the next 4 years

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I never taught of this scenario. Nice explanation.