₦airaland Forum

blowjohn:
Make I rush go notify authority plus ur village people
U nor dey go anywhere

A no get wahala with the authority

But..

See that village people, abeg, na God a take beg u..abeg cus a no dey pray, a no dey do vigil, and a no dey even go church so if dem mistakenly open my file hmmmmmmm

SporaD8:
Men beat their bare chest in triumph all the time and it's no news!

#Stop Gender discrimination!

Hernimer

blowjohn:
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Ur going nowhere o.

Na here u go dey till 1 naira = 1 dollar

A dey go bro...
Just update me when u finally wake up from illusions

dangermouse:
Comrade, you are not going anywhere o

We are all in this together

On a serious note, Nigeria is going south.
Something needs to be done urgently

Oga a dey comot

Make una dey do am

Temmyf:
Since 2001 u don dey talk this thing, people wey no dream to travel don leave u go since.

But 2001 I still dey for primary school na, u must have mistaken me for someone else oh

A go soon leave this country for una, na small e remain

sarkinbauchi:
Seun and the MODs don't want Igbos on Nairaland especially from Anambra.
Use a Yoruba or Hausa/Fulani monicker.

Oyaaa

Avenue to claim victim, marginalisation and all..

Their usual ways, as if our accounts are not bn banned.


Recently two of my account have bn banned for God knows when, a no cry victim ooh

If seun open this one he must open my two accounts banned in this months as well

otipoju:
I've been on this forum for more than 15 years. Since 2007. Not one scandal, no business transaction with anyone, no advertisement of any product, no begging for or soliciting for anything from anyone. I comment and rarely reply DM's. Clean as a whistle.

He is in Canada and there are thousands of open positions in many fields. This is not Nigeria where unemployment rate is 50% and IT penetration is still minimal.

IT is a very very broad field. Not everyone will be a software developer. If your brain is so dead that you cannot find one field there to chuck head na you sabi.

There are other fields too. Phlebotomy, Medical Billing and Coding, Insurance Claims Adjusting. Project Management, Copywriting.

The person concerned greatly appreciates my input cause I have opened his eyes to how to prosper in his new environment.

Young Nigerians in the USA and Canada are killing it. Working 2- 3 easy jobs from the comfort of their bedrooms as knowledge workers with a combined annual gross of ranging from 150 to 250 thousand dollars per annum.

Why should he not invest two years in his life to aquire an in-demand skill and secure his future and prosper in an environment that guarantees success if you put the work in.

Na where you eyes reach na him you go see.

If the guy brain dull...instead of driving forklift, I will advise him to kuku get a Commercial Driver License and start driving trucks across Canada. That one will pay him more than Forklift driving. That one na warehouse job na....you go dey struggle to pay bills all your life.

Wake up!!!

Egbon mi pls can I ask u one or two tins concerning rhis IT jobs in canada sir?? Pls I will deeply appreciate ur response.


I am a prospective software engineer, still undergoing the learning, but I wish to practice my job in canada, pls what is my fate seeking for an entry role in canada as a software engineer??

I will appreciate ur response sir.

Dcass:
Since I lost my husband life has not been easy at all for me and my kid.

No work and I don't have a sewing machine to work with.
So seeing my condition she advised me to go into prostitution that she makes at least 10k a day, I really need a sewing machine what do I do please? Should I join her?

Which work u dey do before u marry ur husband??

Abi u no get any job wey u dey do before u marry?? How u take dey survive before u marry ur husband??




BTW, how much do u charge per night? I really need an escort for the weekend.

Ojukwubucket:
And where did Chelsea beat them last season at home?...Sambisa Forest?

it's not about being beaten or bn outscored....it's about taking it ultimate advantage.

Lalami3232:
The only skill I have is programming.
If programming goes obsolete, I don finish be that. I've been into this shit for over 10yrs and I can confidently tell everyone to give programming a chance today and thank me later tomorrow.
I started as a web developer and I grew into a software engineer. Young boys and girls, pls go into programming and be useful to yourselves. Those of una wey wan travel abroad, abeg try learn small programming before you go japa. You can always learn it online or go to some I.T schools like NIIT, FlammyTech, New Horizon, Apptech etc


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Oga if no be you disvirgin your wife, go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted"

Sir pls I have a question concerning Ur admonition here...

I have bn learning programming now(coding anyways)..and my target is after the completion of the engagement I want to move abroad to seek for internship program in software engineering..pls how certain are u about me landing a paid internship considering the fact that I have no real life experience in SE and not yet strong like a pro in the field??


Pls Ur answer will help alot sir.

Emola12:
awon olopa ni

Ok

But u re comfortable with it as Ur colleagues are moving around with Indian hemp abi?

Emola12:
you for go call the law make dem go fight bandits and Boko Haram nah awon oloriburuku eda eyan jatijati oshi

Awon wo lo n bawi??

Salaye lekunrere ko le ye mi

Bringbackmandat:
you can only grumble.

Seems u re one of the thieves in uniform..don't worry Ur end will soon come...

Emola12:
if no be them where we for dey in front of Boko Haram and bandits

so that should make dem fell they are above the law right??

geoworldedu:
Tottenham won Real Madrid home and away. Check that.

big lies sir

We beat them 4:0 at bernabeu and 1:0 at White Hart lane..their keeper even got wrist injury in the second leg at White Hart lane

internationalman:
2008/2009 round of 16 Champions League

Real Madrid 0-1 Liverpool
Liverpool 4-0 Real Madrid

2019/2020 Round of 16 Champions League

Real Madrid 1-2 Manchester City
Manchester City 2-1 Real Madrid

Barcelona is the team I actually don't think or know if English teams have won home and away in the Champions League era.. They know how to beat them

Lies on Ur stats sir

Lies

FODA:
they can't try that with arsenal ,the only English that beat them in bernabu

Wey back in 2006 when arsenal was still an above average team

Come to bernabeu now sir... depression will reduce Ur age

HellVictorinho6:
madrid have lost to epl teams ,even home and away, stop exaggerating.

Example sir... example of the home and away? Which year sir??

I have always said it, these people called soldiers are becoming menace to our society...I hate them more than I hate thief.

U will see them harrasing someone old enough to be their grandfather just because they are holding a gun.
Let the government legalise gun for the citizens and see how the so called soldiers will become soft and friendly.

Lol, Madrid be ending every English club ambition since 1404AD

Lampard don't mind them, na turn by turn, that is what we call substitution by partial fraction

Next season assnal and ManU will replace u and Liverpool in the champions League just to taste the medicine u tasted from Madrid


That bn said, I think we need a worthy opponent in this competition other than this overated layons calling themselves premiership teams

Na only noise dem Sabi. Well, Chelsea refused to make noise since last week sha.

Too much explanations no too good.

U break law ABI u no break law...simple.

And wetin be Ur offence??

Jostoman:
the only way Obi and Atiku can perform their own is through the rule of law and that was the reason why the two of them went to court to get justice.

The court we own??

Aahh, we that we re waiting for how u will tag the court as the most corrupt entity soonest

Na eyeneck first recv attack from Una, we dey wait for court own

But laslas, it will amount to nothing and nothing will happen

Jostoman:
that question is for Yakubu and his INEC MAGIC.

So if Ur saviour can not perform his own magic he should kuku rest

Jostoman:
yes but the stadium can not contain the people that voted for him during the election in lagos.

why is he now shouting for his stolen manhood

otuomasirichi:
😎

Tinubu should also return the stolen Mandate for peace to reign in this country 💯

Maybe u re the only one not experiencing peace

In my home and work, in all my endeavours peace has never eluded me..

Pray and work toward peace bro, and peace shall reign on you..don't take it as insult bro.

SpatialKing:
MPPUD always denying
A typical APC government way of governing
filled with Lies, deceit, denial, religiouslism, hatred, tribalism and bigotry..

Watch how they will put the blame some group of people..

do u have sense at all??

If they are lying then let the building teams come and debunk it. Mofo

Ehenn but u re crying that them tif Ur mandate and because of that u wan crash the world, remember u don even behave like terrorist to that Indian woman ontop tinubu inclusion in 100 most influential people..

Pls talk another joke biko

Praxis758:
Rufai Oseni has not been on appearing on Arise TV of recent. He’s not been featuring on The Morning Show that himself anchor together with Reuben Abati and Ayo Mairo anchor.

Does any Nairalander have any hint as to what he’s going on with him in Arise TV? Let’s remember this Tundun Abiola suddenly disappeared from the show.

ask his obidient member for the whereabouts of one of their biased ekuke...e no concern us

SpartaOfLagos:
As if you've seen the four walls of the airport before

U re sense!ess cus the person u quoted didn't even insult you.