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Rap BattlesRe: Going by 2rez: 10:50am On Nov 22, 2010
Joecool, yo nigga, s'up n watz behind dat question mark(?).
Rap BattlesRe: Going by 2rez: 4:46pm On Nov 21, 2010
Smh!Yew damn right Fatfish/hahaha/tiz only a figga lik yew dat can xactly dizz hiz sorry azz to hiz fcukin taste wit hiz fcukin ish/yew jus' murdered yosef wit yo epileptic linez/so d*ck, tak a pick/tiz eida wit eaze yew quit tha game n stop rantin fo fame lik Idriz Abdulkareem coz yo dumbazz aint got dope linez or wit deadly dizz, yew quit tha game n sustain frm diz yo hall of fame a broken spinez/so watz tha choice?/spit it out, lemme hear yo voice/holla back p*nkazz/
Rap BattlesRe: Punch Linez Zone. by 2rez: 2:07pm On Nov 20, 2010
Yo fatfish, i buried yew long ago/ Is yew still talking/ Yew a fucking zombie/Yo methods so medevial if yew was a rapper rap wuld nid revival/ I dont nid 2 swing a nine 2 scare yew my acidic spit already slayed yew/ Shit its bullshit dissing homos i n, oe yew got gay in yo hormonez/ Like yew lovin it wen yo dad shoves hiz shotgun dick down yo asshole freak/Dont get me started i'll pop yew lyk popcorn/ desert d rap game go cheer me wit a pompom/ Am so up there lyk zeus yew so down there lyk zaccheus stretching 2 see my actionz/. Kablooey i've blown yew in piecez. yew pissed? sue me 4 these dissez or beta yet scram lyk pussiez i still get decorated wit acez. hahaha. Bitch!
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by 2rez: 12:40am On Nov 20, 2010
Bawses,onbehalf of ma nigga juicygal,diz flow iz fo yew/call me tha rap boss/listen sucka, enuf of diz hocuz pocuz/takin on a dude lik yew sld b yo focuz/nt dissin a gal n causin ruckuz/sharrap n stop runnin yo pussy(mouth) lik a lose tap/there cld b only one reasn fo yew takin on juicygal/coz she bn runnin yew dwn even b4 tha gunshut sound/poundin yew into paste fo a nigga like me to av a taste/takin on a lady tellz yew a fcukin retard/yew tink yew can styl/ima place yew on tha floor lik tile/wld yew blame a nigga fo bein a rap monster/n hiz flowz blockbuster/am tha illest, nid no medication/to deep in tha game,yew cld smell ma dedication/yo flow so whack, it spellz yo eradication/com on i'll gve yew rap education/sit on yo diaper n pay big attention/coz hencforth ima b yo evryday pain/mak yo life twistd like 'lil wayne/wen it komz to punchline, am brutal/a nigga lik me is knwn fo bein lethal/so if yew wan' battle, com in mazzez/n ima gve y'all black burnt azzez/touch back haterz/laterz.
RomanceRe: How Do I Know If A Girl Admires Me? by 2rez: 9:44am On Nov 08, 2010
Dude wa'sup? Yew dyslexic? Mehn yew fumbling big time? WHAT R YEW SÆIN? Fine, i undastnd wat ye tryna convey bt wat 'bout odaz dat findz it difficult 2 undastnd huh. Tha truth'z if yew handsome, cute, blah blah but aint grammatically upright, yew r a dead loss n dat'z downright. So tell me, y wont ladiez take a walk? Datz tha talk handsome. Aint dissing yew oh k. Diz thread aint punchline. Jus' want yew 2 go shed some light 2 yo write up dat aint bright. Listen n listen gewd. There's differenc btw "there" & "they" oh k. If yew kia 2 no mor 'bout dat, go check oxford dictionary. If i may ask, how old r yew handsome? Tak diz headz up, alwæz ensure dat yew scrutinize yo write upz properly b4 makin final posting oh k. In dat wæ, yew aint gonna mak yosef no laffing stock. I bet some dudettez in 'ere wld av luvd 2 help yo condition but readin dat gabbage yew got up there wld mak 'em tak a bounce wit no afta thot.
RomanceRe: Dis Girl Need A Boy Friend Urgently by 2rez: 8:44am On Nov 08, 2010
@ post'r, watz tha deal? 9ic contract job nwæz. Keep it up. Lol! Hey fellaz, FYI y'all gotta b careful huh. Check out tha last 3 digitz of that numb'r n holla back wat yew c. 419 rite? It struck ma eyez.
CelebritiesRe: Paul, The World Cup Predicting Octopus Dies by 2rez: 4:58pm On Oct 27, 2010
Doez it means Meister Paul culdnt predict it'z own death? Well, i learnt dat tha max age they can attain iz 3 yrz b4 death wld come knockin @ tha door. Iz dat true/false? RIP meister soothsayer. Lol!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Im Married But I Need A Male Friend by 2rez: 10:17pm On Sep 04, 2010
You are about 2 put salt un2 yo wound if @ all u dnt kno. Some of tha fellaz(guyz) in here wld wan' tak advantage of yo situation. Am a guy fo yo info huh. Believin me u, dey are haters n haters r stalkaz. Of course u got mind so follow it. Think 3ice b4 u act or beta stil luk b4 u leap oh k. I undastnd itz a burdensome issue bt rememba, burdens were liftd up in calvary by Jesus Christ. He's still there fo U n I, oh k. Diz iz wat av gotta sæ huh Ma'am. Am so sorry. Word!

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Im Married But I Need A Male Friend by 2rez: 10:16pm On Sep 04, 2010
You are about 2 put salt un2 yo wound if @ all u dnt kno. Some of tha fellaz(guyz) in here wld wan' tak advantage of yo situation. Am a guy fo yo info huh. Believin me u, dey are haters n haters r stalkaz. Of course u got mind so follow it. Think 3ice b4 u act or beta stil luk b4 u leap oh k. I undastnd itz a burdensome issue bt rememba, burdens were liftd up in calvary by Jesus Christ. He's still there fo U n I, oh k. Diz iz wat av gotta sæ huh Ma'am. Am so sorry. Word!

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Correct Guy by 2rez: 3:13pm On Apr 06, 2008
How about dis?

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Correct Guy by 2rez: 3:03pm On Apr 06, 2008
How about dis?

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Correct Guy by 2rez: 2:40pm On Apr 06, 2008
I suggest u get urself MTN line. In dat way, it 'll aid communication as in rise n shine call. U feel?Glo is outdated and besides, they are livin' in the world that doesnt exist. Y not just take a bold step u aint gonna regret n come in2 our world. Just kiddin ma'am. To be frank, get urself MTN so dat we go dey flow like say we r meant 4 each oda. Reach me via 08035230970 as soon as u get the line.No mind dat chap whose name sounds like an antivirus(fynewaka).Takia ma'am.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Matured Virgins: Looking For Husbands by 2rez: 12:35am On Apr 06, 2008
wonders shall neva end.Na different peeps from different planet dey this world.If imay ask, se na manifesto or propangada we go call this?Wats da proof dat dey are truely virgins and wetin them do 2 u to av warranted all these.?Anyway sha,may God give 'em their Mr right respectively.Am sure ur hussy aint aware of this odawise, u would be so sorry 4 urself.Think 2ce b4 u act, It's well.lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneNeed A Female Txt Mate Usin Mtn by 2rez(op): 12:10am On Apr 06, 2008
Howdy chics? Need a female txt mate usin MTN. Reach me via 08035230970. My no is alwayz wide and open. Get back 2 me dearie,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Male txt mates needed by 2rez: 11:31pm On Apr 05, 2008
Hey there, u said u needed a a male txt mate yet u didnt drop ur numba or somethin'.Y not try and review ur post then repost it.Thats all i gat 4 u.If u feel it gud to reach me, my no is 08035230970.Get back to me and get to know me,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by 2rez: 1:38pm On Mar 14, 2008
Hello yáll, am 2rez by name new in dis forum.I would like to meet young folks like me and keep 'ëm as pals.My DOB is 04/04.Do i have any birthday mate pls?My email addy is hardocules at yahoo.com.Never mind, the at aint properly done.My no is 08035230970.If i may ask, do we have any u.i student in dis forum? If yeah, kindly get back 2 me.Tanx.

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