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Jokes EtcRe: List Of Items Needed By A Runs Girl (Pic) by 2rez: 8:18pm On Dec 21, 2014
Chillext:
Ingleash is nut esy
idea is nid, lol
FashionRe: Fashion Or Madness? by 2rez: 8:09pm On Dec 21, 2014
sheer madnezz. Women shey na only una...?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by 2rez: 11:37pm On Nov 07, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
Good morning 07/11/2014
Hi, do u do whatsapp? If yeah, add me up on 08035230970. Have a gewd n swell nite. wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by 2rez: 11:30pm On Nov 07, 2014
08035230970 n 08029932995. Both numbers r on whatsapp. wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly Only For Beautiful Girls And Handsome Guys On Nairaland..lets Meet Here by 2rez: 11:14pm On Nov 07, 2014
prettyamanda:
We're here grin
Hmmn PrettyAmanda, u r pretty. I see u wink
RomanceRe: Nigerian Boys Are Not Bad, It's The Girls Who Are Foolish by 2rez: 3:50pm On Oct 24, 2013
Olly barbie219: N he actually started d thread...lmao @ some posts here... As 4 me.......no comment!
Lol buh jux did dat barbie gal.*smilez*
RomanceRe: Nigerian Boys Are Not Bad, It's The Girls Who Are Foolish by 2rez: 3:46pm On Oct 24, 2013
donem: You sound like a Vicious woman.
Az in....over vicious infact, bullward
RomanceRe: Nigerian Boys Are Not Bad, It's The Girls Who Are Foolish by 2rez: 3:40pm On Oct 24, 2013
festwiz: *walks into thread*
*looks around*
*defecates on the floor*
*walks out*
SMH! All I cld imagine z rabiez infected psycho dogggggg. No offeinze dogggggggggggg
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HealthRe: A Thread For Body Builders by 2rez: 7:30pm On Oct 22, 2013
KaceeDcontrol: My question is directed to experienced body builders on this thread.
How often do you work a particular body part/muscle in a week?
How many reps and sets do you do for each muscle?
How long/ how many minutes do your workouts last to avoid over training?
From ur experience what works best for results?
Diz workout log should help out.

HealthRe: A Thread For Body Builders by 2rez: 4:56pm On Oct 22, 2013
Mesopotamia: i'll love to knw more abt diz drug sir.Is it available here in Nig and how much is it?
Bro it z available. Itz eida u buy it in a whole pack which I guess itz unnecessary except u wanna b a bouncer or in bit. Tha composition of tha drug z made of herbz. Yeah herbz. A dose containz combinatn of about 10 or more huge n scary-kinda capsulez n tabletz sealed in a nylon. Aint scaring u oh buh I bet u gonna tremble wen u see it buh tha gewd newz z, it workz like magical wand. Hop u aint drugophobic. Sorry fo deviatin'. Tha whole pack sld go fo about 20k, nawt too sure tho' buh am sure about in bit which goez fo 220 naira per dose. U can start wit 20 doses, jux ensure u work out byond yo satisfaction lik I alwayz do. Set an objective n ensure dat u subdue n ovacome lazinezz to achievin it. Bro, no side effect to answer wat wld come az a worrisome question. So sure of dat. U can ask from good super market where dey trade body buildin supplementz. It super workd fo me. I stoppt using it wen I got wat I wanted eventually. Infact, mere push upz buildz up ma body so swift...*w*
HealthRe: A Thread For Body Builders by 2rez: 2:37pm On Oct 22, 2013
Kudos to tha initiator of diz topic. So soul soothin'. Body building z one of ma hobbiez i tell u. OP, blezz up mahn! To start wit, i got tha kinda body that wen I workout so well, I get to c tha result immediately, I min immediately. I appreciate my body wen I c maself in tha mirror buh due to tha stubbornnezz of ma body, wen am done working out, tha built-up musclez I worked so hard to get goez down gradually n I ll b like, WT*F! Of course some fellaz kno whaddam talkin 'bout. I got huge passion fo body building I tell othawise, I wouldav stoppt buh I didnt. I carried on, nawt mindin'. Outta curiosity n untiring research so az to retain tha built up musclez, I stumbled upon a drug dat makz tha musclez stay till eternity I bet u. Tiz z called "animal pump". Eva since I started tha usage, ma WT*F dayz were ova. Truzz me dey were ova. Talking about casilan 90, u get tha best result wen u takit alongside complan. Weight-on doez thasame magic too buh u gotta take like 5 bottlez
coupled wit vigorouz workoutz, daz all Thumbz up to y'all ladiez dat workout. Luv yo spiritz. Keep on dwain wat u kno how to do. Asyd from builtin musclez, abbz....like food, xercise makz one healthier.*w*
RomanceRe: Can A Nigerian Girl Serenade Her Lover? by 2rez: 10:07am On Oct 17, 2013
sкчscrαρεr™:
the ∂αע‎ my girlfrieη∂ sereηα∂e's me it's either her BIS hαs expire∂ or her hσυse-reηt is ∂υe. . .
Like seriously? grin. Tha truth z fo a typical 9jeezee babe to serenade her luver, mak her happy, i mean cheddaz, more n more cheddaz gotta b lavished on her to mak her happy. Trust me she ll serenade u from night till dead of tha 9t. Infact xtendz it till marwnin. Jux az cheddaz makz tha world go round, it 'll make tha serenading go well. Daz all.
RomanceRe: Can A Nigerian Guy Ever Serenade His Lover? by 2rez: 11:08am On Oct 16, 2013
rill: Mah serenade gal make the papa comot machete pursue me for street or make the mama pour me beans water.
Sorry buh some things cannot easily work in naija
Lol! Nawt even in anotha naija to come if @ all there would be. Truth been told, no be whyt man blawd dey insyd of we, e no follow jhor. Mak una leave serenade matter for martyrs..
RomanceRe: Can A Nigerian Guy Ever Serenade His Lover? by 2rez: 10:58am On Oct 16, 2013
xynerise: Nigerian girls wey u go dey serenade for them go dey ping undecided

Abeg na stress jor grin
True yearnz, they r nowhere near worth tha strezz dude coz @ tha end of tha clowning around, about, dey aint gonna apprec8 it.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan Student (graduate/undergraduate)Chat Room by 2rez: 10:29am On Oct 06, 2013
Itz_pretzy: I can't wait to join yu guys!!!
YW babez*w*
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by 2rez: 9:32am On Sep 03, 2013
Queenlatifah16: Same tin here. I sent NO BDM to 4900 and I gat a msg dat my CNN subscription has been deactivated. U̶̲̥̅̊ can try it too
Really? Lemme givit a shot, thanx anyways grin.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by 2rez: 9:24am On Sep 03, 2013
Good marwnin Jide! what can i do to stop this so-called CNN NEWS msg that disturbs my fone n zap my credit? Am getting provoked. Can even remember activating any CNN NEWS msg. So annoying...
CareerRe: National Association Of Unemployed Graduates (NAUG)To hold 1st Meeting In Lagos by 2rez: 10:22pm On Sep 02, 2013
Guantanamo Bay, na there our so-called corrupted leaders suppose dey cool their asses. Their families inclusive 'cos seed of corruption had long been sown in them too. Irrespective your academic result, just sabi one oga @ tha top, then u are good to go. Desperation of securing a job gives rise to stupidity in some fellas case i tell like paying about 120k for federal civil defense job which is non refundable. U could imagine. No matter how much u spray mouth like raid unto the sureness, won't move me an inch. I know some fellas that did that n uptil now, infact till Jesus comes, they won't get it n @ present, they are yet to get the fcukin job(civil defense). Each Each time i talk them into it, they try to evade it n of course, me i wan taunt them ni. grin. I go get 120k n talk say na job wey no sure i wan go use am arrange, na skelewu dey worry me abi na me dey worry skelewu? Tufiakwa!
Oluwa go soon vindicate for us n help this movement yields good result amen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Alex Ferguson Retires As Manchester United Manager by 2rez: 3:02pm On May 08, 2013
So tha dude had supposedly been chewin gum fo 26 yearz. Mehn, datz incredible, deng!
PhonesRe: Android 2.2 And Above Users... Get Info, Tips, Tricks And Help Here by 2rez: 1:43pm On Apr 12, 2013
aywhy93: It can be upgraded to Froyo (2.2) which is far better that 2.1 but if you want to root it... visit www.htcdev.com/bootloader and choose MyTouch 3G Slide then follow the process from there but register first
Dude yo reply z soul soothin grin. Thanx a fleet. Speakin on upgradin, where can a brotha dwnload it? Guez I wld upgrade first den lateron root. Op tiz allowedhuh Thanx 1ce again.
PhonesRe: Android 2.2 And Above Users... Get Info, Tips, Tricks And Help Here by 2rez: 10:56pm On Apr 11, 2013
aywhy93: i have upgraded and rooted many Android devices including HTC G2, MyTouch 3G Slide, HTC Touch Pro 2 and MyTouch 4G but i have never upgraded or root any Samsung device cuz i use HTC & focus mainly on HTC so i cant give you a 100% assurance that i will help you upgrade it... Where do you live anyway ??
A̶̲̥̅♏ usin mytouch 3G slide, plz how do I go about upgrading or rooting it? Itz OS z android 2.1 n wld luv to upgrade it to a higher version. Wat version of OS can it b upgraded to? Tanx bruv!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDDC Calling For Apitude Test by 2rez: 5:14pm On Mar 28, 2013
Plz has anybody received the corrected text msg from NDDC? Am yet to receive mine n am worried sad sad sad. Need help plzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Tanx cry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDDC Calling For Apitude Test by 2rez: 10:06pm On Mar 25, 2013
silouette: Yes, I did, what do we do about it? They sent another text asking me to disregard the previous invite, that the correct exam details will be sent shortly.... still waiting for it.
Same here. I jux hop they aint tryna mak somz fraudulent movez. Stil waitin though...
RomanceRe: What Is Your Relationship Status As We Countdown To Valentine's Day by 2rez: 8:54am On Feb 12, 2013
poshest: Engaged
CONGRATZ dear!!! wink wink wink
RomanceHow/what Do You Reply To Dis Text ??? by 2rez(op): 8:11pm On Jan 04, 2013
Your EX texted you and it reads "You will never find somebody like me"

How/what do you reply to such text huh grin
HealthRe: Men Beware! Your Laptop Can Make You Infertile by 2rez: 2:21pm On Nov 06, 2012
Yinkay: Business opportunity,we should start thinking of how to design heat shield for the 'google' area protection grin
Na to dey carry ice block put fo there b4 carryin laptop fo lap b dat na or wahyafinkhuh
HealthRe: Men Beware! Your Laptop Can Make You Infertile by 2rez: 2:07pm On Nov 06, 2012
Nawa o. Nafin wey person no go hear fo diz obodo naija. Tomao now, u go hear " men n women, beware!!! Too mach of answering callz witout hands-free can giv u brain tumor".grin
Music/RadioRe: MI Abaga – Heart Of The City Ft SDC, Ruby (Video) by 2rez: 8:58pm On Nov 05, 2012
Watz tha feud about? Can some one btw u guyz volunteer to act mature n stop dissin over nothin plzhuh Guez u guyz aint kidz n if odawise, y nawt jux pretend n act like adultz n stop tha feud. Smh!
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Fall Prey To Heart-Breakers by 2rez: 4:25pm On Nov 05, 2012
drnoel: yes ma guy they do ooh sad but who says their hands are clean undecided
Dat'z rite. Sewiouzly speakin, if dey dnt fall prey to heartbrrakerz, heartmenderz ll b uselezz or watyafinkhuh
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Fall Prey To Heart-Breakers by 2rez: 4:14pm On Nov 05, 2012
vivian chinaza: Do we actually love the people we love cos they are perfect? And we know they will never change? What the hell is wrong with some people?

Show me that man or woman who has been in love and has calculated every move he/she made in that relationship and I will show you the greatest liar all of times!
3 in 1 questionz. 1stly, nobady z perfect oh k xcept Jesus. 2ndly, we r humanz. Re,tardz believe people do not change. 3rdly,re,tardz r meant to answer dat.
Well said by u.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Fall Prey To Heart-Breakers by 2rez: 3:53pm On Nov 05, 2012
Am seein thinz. Lotta heartbreakerz in here. Shollypopz, guard yo heart very very well n b very very careful plz grin

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