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WebmastersRe: What Do You Mostly Do Online? by 2rez: 7:18pm On Oct 29, 2012
adonisyung: name of the sites cz ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ wana join
Go to www.pornoxo.com, u go tire na.shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are The Weird Things You Do When You Are Alone? by 2rez: 3:29pm On Oct 27, 2012
Serendipity: I thing that you are my sharp contrast to a reasonable extent. Me hates being alone or in a solitary place. I enjoy the company of others. Is it because of my loquacity or garrulity?
None of tha above Sir. Guezz tiz coz of yo chatterboxity n hogwashity grin shocked grin
EducationRe: Describe Your School Or Alma Mater In One Word by 2rez: 10:46pm On Oct 11, 2012
[quote author=otokx]UNIPORT - Unique[/quote]Indeed!shocked
RomanceRe: What Makes You Want To Remember Your Ex? by 2rez: 12:44pm On Oct 06, 2012
steffans: Awww.....wat happndhuh?
opposite of her x
FoodRe: Roadside Herb And Alcohol (paraga) Sellers: Your Thoughts by 2rez: 3:05pm On Sep 27, 2012
fittty: I'm a posh guy so i don get high on such.... I'm good with my Ciroc, Nuvo, Ace of Spade, Dom Pérignon,..... wink
Guez u already high on dat paraga to av spat trash buh sewiozly, u wish... I swear down, am az sure az roll-on say if @ all u done see ciroc,nuvo, u wld neva av seen ace of spade in reality xcept in moviez or googlez search result or in yo drmz. Real posh guyz sabi 'em selvez. grin
FashionRe: Accessories You Hate Seeing On Guys by 2rez: 9:39pm On Sep 03, 2012
INNO18: as proud as a peacock, brother.
Guezz yo folkz r proud of u grin
PoliticsRe: Oritsejafor Blasts Boko-Haram, & Minister-of-Foreign Affairs by 2rez: 8:18pm On Aug 23, 2012
slumcat: evrywhere i go i hear 'nigeria'. pls, where is nigeria?
Nigeria iz evrywhere I go. grin
Music/RadioRe: Iyanya Ft D’banj – Kukere Remix by 2rez: 1:31pm On Aug 21, 2012
tellwisdom: Sorry, who is kukere? sad huh
Big bro, kukere z a Iyanya...
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by 2rez: 8:49pm On Aug 19, 2012
~Royal~:


...lol are you rapping?...haha Funny Post and Nice pic!...

This chic is spitting rhymes ahahaha
Hey retard, laf all u kan, n afta dat, ask google. Low life lozerz. Lezz word fo thugz hired hand of retired men in Ghana... Yh datz funny, hahahaha
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by 2rez: 8:41pm On Aug 19, 2012
OMG! Diz z unbelievable. Y'all studge in a durag still faggin on diz issue like dog tail waggin. Ghanaianz or wateva, back off osdawise, runnin yo mouth like a loose tap z a waste.y'all gonna kip gettin yo azzez pound into paste. Azzholez leavin in hell hole. U kant ply whia nigerianz fly. Fvck off n quit diz forum. Blitherin gabbage azz holez.. Pathetic Mo'eferz
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by 2rez: 2:56pm On Aug 19, 2012
kama1210: Summary:
total Ghana= at most 4states in Nigeria.
total Mansions in Ghana =mansions in Aba alone.
Ghana yearly Budget= Money 9jas spend on 6month Calls.
Security: Ghana feels more secured because there's nothing to secure.
Ghanaian Wealth=< Emeka Ofor Wealth.
Factories/industries in Ghana= Industries in Aba alone.
Ghana Government=More organized than Nigeria.
Toilet In Ghana= more than 100families share 1public toilet.
Toilet in Nigeria=every compound has at least 1.
Bore hold: is like this Technology is not in Ghana.
MTN: Ghana is better in Network.

Pls post more, am reporting from Ghana.
Didn't wanna lol @ 1st buh den, ended up ROFlMAO grin grin havin read diz comment. OMG!
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by 2rez: 12:44pm On Aug 19, 2012
BlueBarbie: Huh!!! Tell me you are joking! U wanna compare Ghana universities to nigerian universities? Jamb? Oh puleeze! How many students actually write jamb with their brains! When Jamb Runs is the order of the day!!! The ones that use their brains sef sometimes get unfair treatment! Corruption in nigeria has crept into all sectors, education number 1!
Gibson, quit spillin. Enuf of diz crack. C'mon.S'up wit yall? Yvonne altered few wordz about Nigeria n u guyz r xchangin epistlez all in tha name of which country z hot or nawt. Grow up folkz...
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by 2rez: 12:11pm On Aug 19, 2012
Naija iz mezzed up, got fvckd up production, blah blah balh, wateva buh sldnt av bn reiterated by a squalid n p***yachintobfcuk*dbiatch called Yvonne Nelson. Gal, fo yo info, dnt let yo beauty becloud yo finkin. Tha sh*t stinkz to high heav'n. Tend to yo fone call tipdrill, Vicker callin u fo some kickz...
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Offers N1m For 'poko' Decipherment by 2rez: 4:23pm On Jul 26, 2012
[quote author=collins123][size=12pt][font=Century Gothic]1. Poko

(adj)- Poko is a word or nickname describing a very smart, sarcastic, no-holds bar type stoner. Pokos are constantly in trouble and take the fall when fellow friends get into trouble. Pokos usually have criminal records and mental health problems causing them to do things in repetition or become entwined in their nervous habits despite their demeanor.

Pokos appear to be at the end of the pack when they are usually the right hand man. They will kick your .as.s and then pretend like it never happened.
B: That was amazing.
V: Welcome to my world, why are you poking that?
B: I don't know.
V: I'm gonna call you Poko, cuz you poke everything.
B: Oh, no, it's just a nerv...
V: Alright Poko, see you later.

2. Poko

the shit fucken pimpish person to walk the earth total pim.pp shhit
damn he is poko!

3. Poko
A huge assh.ole. One that is a smelly slob and steals from friends.
Poko sux.
Chei, c definitionz of poko!!In a nutshell, poko iz ambiguouz Tonto Dikeh so which one b yo own? Diz dude sld b shortlisted fo tha promo. Lol
Technology MarketA Very Very Neat Nokia C6 In Pristine N Mint Condition For Sale. by 2rez(op): 7:10pm On Feb 01, 2012
Pick it up for 30k, last price. Ping me on 30fbe14a or holler @ me on 08035230970. Tanx!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Ur Bb Pin You Might Just Be Lucky To Meet Your Life Partner by 2rez: 10:21am On Nov 22, 2011
Male, 27, read Industrial n Productn Engrg, University of Ibadan. An e-businezz chap. 30fbe14a.Wide n open!
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by 2rez: 9:56am On Nov 22, 2011
This Nigga Switch Clicks Like Bitches Switch Dicks Yu Aint Shit Yu Fuckin Pee
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Psp Slim Of 3003 Latest Model For Sale At Affordable Price by 2rez: 10:32am On Aug 15, 2011
08035230970. Txt me tha price aiii. I got interest innit.
Technology MarketRe: Clean American Used Tours For 20k by 2rez: 1:49pm On Aug 14, 2011
Since u said itz clean, need nawt ask again. Lemme pay 18k. If u game, email me;hardocules@ yahoo.com
08035230970. Ma digit. Tanx.
Technology MarketRe: Used Blackberry Curve2 And Javelin For Sale by 2rez: 8:16am On Aug 14, 2011
Am interested buh can u post tha pix pluz wia r u located? Tanx
Technology MarketRe: Blackberry For Sale Cheap by 2rez: 8:03am On Aug 14, 2011
Op, plz how much iz yo bb tour n doez it com wit complete accessoriez? Tanx.
PhonesRe: Used Bb Curve 2(white) 4sale @ 18k Call 08180051794 by 2rez: 6:47am On Aug 14, 2011
@ op, can we c tha pix plz? Wia iz yo location. Tanx!
Phone/Internet MarketRe: 3 Months Bold 3 For Sale At 30k by 2rez: 6:36am On Aug 14, 2011
Op, am interested buh b4 den, kan we av a luk at tha pix? I op itz neat n in a very gud workin condition.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: 3 Months Bold 3 For Sale At 30k by 2rez: 6:36am On Aug 14, 2011
Op, am interested buh b4 den, kan we av a luk at tha pix? I op itz neat n in a very gud workin condition.
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Very Clean Hacked Sony Psp Slim For Sale by 2rez: 5:46am On Aug 14, 2011
Op, do yhu still av it?
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Anybody Got Slim Psp In Pristine N Mint Condition For Sale Plz? Very Urgent by 2rez(op): 5:39am On Aug 14, 2011
Am seriouz fellaz. It iz very urgent. Jux txt me tha last price n i ll get back to yhu. Tanx!
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleAnybody Got Slim Psp In Pristine N Mint Condition For Sale Plz? Very Urgent by 2rez(op): 5:34am On Aug 14, 2011
Ma digit iz 08035230970. Text only plz. Tanx!
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Blackberry,iPhone,Samsung,Nokia,htc,Tablets & Phablets @ one2one! by 2rez: 5:04pm On Aug 12, 2011
Bozz, tha curve 2 goez fo aw much now pluz iz it wit all accessoriez? Tnx!
Phone/Internet MarketRe:  New Arrival Blackberries  by 2rez: 4:57pm On Aug 12, 2011
Voy, tha curve 2 goez fo aw much now pluz iz it wit all accessoriez? Tnx!
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by 2rez: 11:08am On Jul 27, 2011
Shuddafcu.kup h,o. I flow lik a roller coaster n ma rhymez a bloc.kbus.ter to Chic spittin lik Crazy w.an.kster
EducationRe: Covenant University: Accounting Student Graduates With 4.99 GPA by 2rez: 9:11am On Jul 27, 2011
charlesxpe:
Its so annoying when I see people talking shits like 'IF HE WAS IN OAU UNILAG OR UI'. Thats the problem with Nigerians, we kill ourselves. This Dude irrespective of his University, took good advantage and he came out with a 4.99. Mind you there are other people that were in that school who came out with a 3rd class. So you idiots should just keep your mouth shut and stop hating that it's because its the school. If it itches you, buy a form and go to CU and let me see if you would come out with a 2.2 sef. Majority of the people hating here, if we analyse your educational background, its not that you were even brilliant. MSCHEWWW, HATERS,

And for the 4.99 Student; Congrats, it was a good try. Please use your God given talent to develop your nation so that you would be seen as an asset to your generation.  wink
CYI! Idiot dey here n still callin som people idiot. FYI, yhu tha only idiot here oh k. Magarized imbe,

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