what u csn do is this.
meet me at shoprite.
shey bi pos dey work abi
ah dah fun e
juz meet me at shoprite.
i got sometins to POS
so i go jus buy some tins for my babe
use your card based on pos tins

abegi
you shoyld pray nepa should give us power at least 6days a week.
if only thsts what buhari can offer us we r ok
we go know say na only sunday we go on gen and inverter.

u dumb niggis neva listen.
fuc all that confra talk and pay attn.
how can u be a cultist and a sailor
fucking noobs dont know how to swim
then wtf is use of u soldiers.
its like they be high on s.k
sailing on a boat with no lifeguard jacketz on
fuc
devil aint gonna be disapointed
d very day u became a cultist
your suicide time bomb watch starts ticking

scrap

i never use earpiece.
if i do
den it means im walking against traffic
in naija
something must kill u.

akg earpeice for sale
follow come from note 8
8k only

ekosodin(den of cultists)

africa is backward

dats y i do btc only
never trust banks
in buhari regime
yahoo boiz have been offered jobs at banks

but dis gal ugly sha

china ppl dem
don tire for techno
wtf
under 5mins
i trust naija.
e go take nokia donkey years for africa
when samsung s9 don dey market

she go gwt anoda spina
wey dey shine her pekus
olamide remains a razzaite
btw why d fuc do ugly gals love bleaching

its simple
sue segun arinze
tho d sue no go reach anywhere
but nawa o.
naija ppl can look
from the cctv footage
see as gateman d hold gate like say na rock
den d other ppl jus dey stretch neck from inside dey look.
nawa o.
see as doctor dey pose
dey waka go back
so na fron outside dem dey attend to
stethoscope tins

im a yung guy of 29
its too big for me
papas car

kaymaxsoluxions:

Nice. Come buy my 4runner then

all cars on nairaland are accidented

500

na to carry diluted sniper
snipe d whole room.
smoke enuf s.k
go to the hotel bar.
drink enuf.relax
aft 2hrs.go sleep

750

i dey find rugged car wey tall
im sick of sedans
i wannabe a boss when climibing the bridge or in between floods

anybody wey buy am at 1.5m
i must fast for 2weeks
u r such a greedy person
toks na 1.4m for auto
talk less of manual gear.

send d VIN
or

end times

Bitterleafsoup:
Fake people everywhere

camel toe pads
bich

see uk prison o like naija lounge
dem dey gaj
dey take a/c
dey play pool
dey waka around
dey gist inside a/c
clean ground and goos bottle water
nawa o.
prison break tins

black ant just bite me from sleep
since i wake up
naso so scratch i deybscratch my leg
thank God say nor be yansh e bite me
i donbuse torchlight find am tire
i nor see am
i nor fit sleep again
make dem no come bite me part 2

ali baba
my kind of man
humble.
if i get driver
na front seat i do dey o.
live rich
stay humble

men
no travelling by road
only flight

Seslie:

When and if I travel on a budget there, I'll share the details. But obviously more extensive since the costs of flight is involved.

how much to get to kenya pls

another accidented non drivable panel beated car

hearsay
wee call it chamadon
locals call it white tab

life chicken only

shiiiiit network