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Science/Technology / Re: Delta Engineer Who Converted Keke To An "Aeroplane" Becomes Online Sensation by 2shur: 2:43pm On Apr 12, 2017
Theu shud ban keke.
Den love-vendor ma ride
I can package this for personal use and sale.
Mine wil be with plasma screen.
Nice interior and tinted

Thry shud ban keke
And modernize it to this.
Ban okada fully
Education / Re: Ajayi Crowther University VC Shuts School After Students Poured Him Water by 2shur: 2:38pm On Apr 12, 2017
Afonja at work
Celebrities / Re: Marvis, Debie-Rise, Tboss Pose With Fans In Lagos As They Arrive Nigeria (Pics) by 2shur: 6:34am On Apr 12, 2017
Im sick and tired of this shioot.
Wtf..br it was mmm
Mmm got casted
Them aft otobo.
Otobo don cast
Now na bbn
We are so daft.
Nelly my fav rapper that year sang a song called Number 1.
I am nos 1. 2 is not a winner and 3.nobody remembers.
See dem loosers
Politics / Re: Dogara Releases Pay Slips For Six Months by 2shur: 6:31am On Apr 12, 2017
Scammer
Liar
Thief
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Bassey Ekpeyong Goes Into Acting, Chills With Ini Edo On Set (Video) by 2shur: 6:29am On Apr 12, 2017
Client don finally pay my 15k
Street dey sweet
Crime / Re: Uber Driver Strangled To Death In Lagos by 2shur: 6:26am On Apr 12, 2017
Anything they launch always gets casted.
From jumia
E don be u er.
Be like say d killers like dis ah word.
Next na konga.
Nepa
Just gove him acid to drink.
Put the acid inside freezer for 4 days.
So it can be served chilled.
Bastard
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Uriel Oputa Opens Wig Store In Lekki (Photo) by 2shur: 8:45pm On Apr 11, 2017
Low lifes.
Na wetin most opo dey do.
Cause they got dull brains.
If its not make up.its spa.
Boutique..saloon..see dis one now dey do shop for lekki.
See the tight toilet she calls a wig store.
Abegi women got nothing to offer
Esp opos
Crime / Re: Bricklayer Rapes Prostitute On The Road In Lagos After Promising To Pay Her N40k by 2shur: 8:38pm On Apr 11, 2017
Dis guy don get h.i.v automatic
Second theres no where on earth where bb. Passport is 150k.
Uk use na 60k ..new na 110.
U wantellme say bb passport dear pass iphone 6.
Nawa o.
So dem nor dey rape smali again.
Na opo dem dey rape.
E don be for am.
AIDS niggi
Romance / Re: Nigerian Transgender, Rizi Xavier Timane & Wife (Photos) by 2shur: 2:09pm On Apr 11, 2017
Get off my dic no homo
Phones / Re: All You Need To Know About 4G Network And The Phones That Support Them. by 2shur: 12:25pm On Apr 11, 2017
Speedtest
kennynelcon:

Please what app is this

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Science/Technology / Re: Edo Hunter Kills A Huge Buffalo (Photos) by 2shur: 11:01am On Apr 11, 2017
Fulani herdsmen turn buffalomen loading.
Everything 4dis country na dead.
Light....dead
Health..dead.
Governance....dead
Infrastructure....dead
Security.....dead
Celebrities / Re: Thin Tall Tony Congratulated Efe And Was Blasted By Nigerians by 2shur: 10:50am On Apr 11, 2017
If it were 100m i wid say yes its worth it.
But putin money into a business u got no experience in.
Af sern many millionaires turn poor due to bad investments..41o..greed..
okoliexpress:
What rubbish are you saying here? do you know dat most et's in reputable firm dont make more than 3 million per annum yet they are very comfortable that means an ets pay in a bi company times 8 is what this guy just received. 25 million is a lot of money and with your moutj i personally dont think youve made a quarter of it.
Phones / Re: All You Need To Know About 4G Network And The Phones That Support Them. by 2shur: 10:32pm On Apr 10, 2017
I use spectranet.
Let me give u shots of my speed.
We have nothing but 2g and 3g network.
Indians sre nothing but huge thieves.

Wen im downloading its only 1.8mb speed i get
Day and night
Such a big scam

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Celebrities / Re: Thin Tall Tony Congratulated Efe And Was Blasted By Nigerians by 2shur: 9:18pm On Apr 10, 2017
While youths in other countrys esp develloped o ce are finding a lasting solution to problems technologically amd what have you.
Youths in naija waste time on unnecessary issues.
Waste time praising wrong persons.
If u are making money.
You will relaise that 25m is nothing
After paying your rent or buying a land and building..infact Where i wan see land for 3m.lowest u can see maybe 10m.
U go buy furniture
Clothes
Shoes
Food stuffs
Staffs domestic staffs
Gate man
Family
Relation
Friends
Haters
Business
Coti
Baba within 3yrs e dom finish.
Bleep dis bbn talk shit.
Suffer never come

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Career / Re: FRSC Commander, Andrew Kumapayi, Cuts Female Officers Hair (Photos) by 2shur: 9:10pm On Apr 10, 2017
While the white men are out there on. The road with improved network coverage..readily available emergency unit.trained personnel on use of speed limiters..offenders and how to protect her citizens from road crashes..
Here in africa.
They are more concerned abt what hair style and posture they shud carry/put on..
If i may ask.how does that curb fatalites..
Do u mean they will stand on the express and ve shaking dia brazillian hair at us.
Or dey dance azonto.
Africa and misplaced priorities.
Smh

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TV/Movies / Re: Igbo Man Launches #BasedOnLogistics T-shirts After BBNaija (Photos) by 2shur: 9:05pm On Apr 10, 2017
Abegi.
I trust abba boys
Dem go cast the shirt
Run over fake of am.
Abegi.this is why africa remains backward.
Imagine this shit
When whites are cracking they brain looking for ways to wnd some problems we face in life.
Fools are here rebranding fake shirts .
I smh for naija.
No graduate cam even make a standard decoder
Abegi
Celebrities / Re: Is Annie Idibia Pregnant With 3rd Child For 2baba? (see Photos) by 2shur: 4:06pm On Apr 10, 2017
Reminds me of this recent movie called aamerican violence..when the combict was narrating his story while awaiting lethal injection.
He kept following the soumd of the clock.
Tick..tock..tick tock..go watch that movie bro.
verygudbadguy:
Tick says the clock, tick! tick!
What you have to do, do quick.

I am just reciting our nursery rhymes...

#HolyHoly

Romance / Re: Ugandan Man Shares Photos Of All The Girls He Has Slept With On Facebook by 2shur: 4:03pm On Apr 10, 2017
Wr all af fuckd diff pussys
So wtf is dis a big deal.
This muyen go check im financial life
Na dead.
Abegi
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dilemma Of A 2.2 Graduate by 2shur: 3:59pm On Apr 10, 2017
As our names are different so is our destiny.
Just get something doing.
Even if na G
Celebrities / Re: Lady Claims She's Engaged To Efe (Photoshopped) by 2shur: 3:55pm On Apr 10, 2017
Enuf of this efe bullshiit.
We all know bbn was rigged.
Besided efe is a low life
Do not xpect anything special from a slowpoke

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Culture / Re: Oba Of Benin Gets 117-Year-Old Tortoises As Gifts by 2shur: 11:58am On Apr 10, 2017
Really
Ayodehji202:
WETIN person no go see
meanwhile am searching for a like minded individual, pontetial partner and investors to help boost up my transportation bussiness
Autos / Re: Clean Toyota Matrix For Sale by 2shur: 11:20pm On Apr 09, 2017
Its nt even pimped..odd gold color n its worth is 800 to 900k
TV/Movies / Re: Area Boys In Sapele Celebrate Efe As BBNaija Winner. Photos by 2shur: 11:09pm On Apr 09, 2017
U nor dey fear face.
Me go tear u better slap.
My eye dey red .
If u do anyhow i go play u like dis like dis

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TV/Movies / Re: Ladies Drink To Celebrate Efe As BBNaija Winner (Photos) by 2shur: 11:03pm On Apr 09, 2017
Alibaba plus dating
Emzyme:

Hw fa reason my matter I wan pick bar sef na
Any package
TV/Movies / Re: Efe Poses With His N25m BBNaija Prize (Photos) by 2shur: 10:21pm On Apr 09, 2017
Abegi.
Efe na druggie.
He go use d money buy range
Settle opo
Do big boi
Den money don finish.
TV/Movies / Re: Ladies Drink To Celebrate Efe As BBNaija Winner (Photos) by 2shur: 10:18pm On Apr 09, 2017
I geh money pass efe.
Before e fit see 300million na till forever
Wtf is 25m dah men dey pick weekly
Abegi
Celebrities / Re: Janet Jackson Splits From Wissam Al Mana, Her Qatari Tycoon Husband by 2shur: 12:46pm On Apr 09, 2017
She nor dey tire.
For more than 30yrs shes been spliting from diff husbands..boyfriends. Wtf.america really nor get culture

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Emilerikan And Hadassah by 2shur: 7:00am On Apr 09, 2017
D guy dob dey fuc her pusi
Romance / Re: Ladies Smoking At Club Joker In Benin (Fun Photos) by 2shur: 6:35am On Apr 09, 2017
All these opo from aso time
Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Crew Sleeping In A Car As They Travel To Ekiti (Pics, Video) by 2shur: 9:02pm On Apr 08, 2017
U mean davido dey smoke cold benson.
See dah guy dey hold a whole pack on benson.
E beta make dem smoke regular and s.k
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye, P'square's First SUVs (Throwback Photo) by 2shur: 12:44pm On Apr 08, 2017
Abegi.
Fuc u guys
Useless bastards
Always singing abt women.
Dumb fucs
They used dia mama for rituals

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