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Abegi.
If u can steal dteal.
Of i can do yahoo.
Do it to the fullest
We are all thieves in naija
From bankers to oil blocks
We dey hear of dansuki again

Wdy he ofor buy latest venza
Or AMG series benz
Or some bad ass acura suv.
U go dey buy papa family man car.
Dis humble can mumu sha

Dis yur lapy..hp na dead
I used this bac in 2011.nawa o
All those under 10k lapy

I geh 1 child
Mama dey for aous
Papa dey for aous
I do. Build aous.
Policeman go bang your head u go dey look like zombie
Army man go whip your yansh like donkey.
Men if na me dey dah crowd.
I go seize dia baton.
Use am plank dia heads to death
Destroy the camry set it ablaze.
Planc d big man too.
I zoom off in my power bike

Abegi dah series called DO Good on dtlstc
D show na shit
Tell kate henshaa say na shiiit

Who d fuc is AY
Do u know him
Hey have u seen him b4.
Who d fuc is smilling to that boring shiiit

We thank God

Baba nor fear.
I dey wit u.
Keep it lo key bro.

CollinsWeGlobe:
Na one country for Africa here, no be joke my brother.

Most naija women are ugly.
See the power of dslr camera
Paintings
Editing and what hae u.
While in Real life
She looks messed up
And shiit.
Everyone knows u bleached bich

Women keep deceiving men with make up since time immemorial.
Bich

I experienced nos 7 years bac.
Met this bich
Fuckd d shiit outt of her pekus
Next she starts askin wem do ao wamn geh married.
She wanna see my mom.
Wtf bich
I just met u abt 5weeks ago.
And now u talking marriage shiit.
Bich geh put of my aous
Pack up your weak packed up toyota out of my compound.
I threw out dah make up bich.
Gals are ugly men.
Only few are naturally beautiful i swear
Beauty is on d face men and not beauty of d priva8 is insane.
Everyone dey rub make up.
I love being single bro.
I aint got no worries.
Wen ai need pussy.
I drive stra8 down to school campus.
Im campus..hostel girls i own them campus.
Off k girls sef wan camp us.

Cultists never learn
U saw them shoot into the air.
Y not have a plan b to escape.
Sure they were stack drunk.
Most of these confra guys are low minded men.
They got no regard for they lives.
U see what im saying.
Quit mking noise
Do not be seen in public.
If dem dey club at least dis kind thing nor fit happen.
A guy from that beer parlor snitched on these dumb niggis.
They paid with they lives Bleep.

Abeg which country be that.

CollinsWeGlobe:
I left Nigeria since November to another neighboring African country. I can swear, since I came here, I never see light off, I never hear of a thief, no cultists, and I do leave my expensive shoes outside my house. i can put on military clothes any where and police won't harass me.

Fool

ajolly198:
See my account balance is working for all sim

No need for guilty or not guilty.
Add him to death row.
Him with rev king and other pedophile big dick rapists shud be added and killed either firing squard.drink cold cement.or use cold deep freezer acid.

No hate men
Buh this low life got nothing to offer men.
Hez a poor millionaire still living with his mom's
And don't be suprised he mite be a cultist

Why u nor dey bomb
Or dey run dating.
How long will u and dat bet or 20 odds guy nor wan geh sense.
See as u fall your hand.
Mtnonlineng.ga
Very dumb domain
Dumb afonja
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Bich shut d hell up
Ugly ass bich.
Sucking dic bich
Local yahoo guys
All them yur atm pin details have been compromised niggis
All them bvn scam niggis
Facebook niggis
Y r u guys so daft.
Ok so u go send acct details ba.
Make dem local maye pay into na.
Dah acct.it can be tracked in 10mins.
Every and anyone who has done business on dat acct or to dat acct wud be traced arrested till they get the real owner.
Y una wey dey run local no wan learn
I rem one wey dem inpersonate wizkid for fb.
Wey be say men she dey pick 5m 3m.
A 200level student.
Nawa o.
Wetin u exoect b4 na
Nor be u dey sho your prostitution online.
Guess wat.
U a looser bich
No one gives a fuc abt wat u saying men
U caused this shiit bich sucking dic on live tv.
Bich

10 ways to stay alive after being a cultist.
1. Do not stay alone..or live alone...always have yur real guys stay wit u.
2. Stop flying colors.
3..stop chasing gals.
4.remeber u r a target..learn to lay low.
5.see your sef as a terrorist.stop making noise.some men in coti are also cultists..
6.always wear bullet proof vest..u can buy them off aliexpress..since u r a hardened cuktist.never sleep or shiit without your fuckin pistol.
7.drive codee.tint your car windows.if u r a legger.avoid been seen in the open.
8.always live like u expect a stray bullet.watch your back always.
9.its better to be a one man cultist than to belong to a know terror group of kids..aiye.buca.vikings.bla bla
10.if u belong to a terror group.then u face a 1000 ways to die daily men.

Rashidi yekini shots ehn
E dey break bullet proof window
Dah guy carry heavy metal 4leg

Thsts why we remain fools.
Since the 50m was found.
Of what use had it been to the economy.
Of what use has this ended hardship
Long sufferings
Epileptic power supply
Inflation
Poverty
No jobs
We are all living in limbo
And if u sit down thr to blame the fg then u r stupid.
Its better u hustle enuf and fight bac these bastards.
Magu is as corrupt as ameachi.
Bastards

I wont lie u.
Mai ex was all of these men
Except wraper.
Wen it comes to fuc.
I go fuc craze fomot 4her body.
But then i was in kove with her.
We stayed together for 2years.
But all the while.
She nor dey cook.
Clean.
All she was interested in was Facebook.
Gist with friends.
I was a student then .
In a month i spent close to 30k on feeding..gen..party..nepa bills.sk...drink..
I ddnt feel any shit cos my g was paying close to 200k a month
Today na weding.tomorrow na cousin baiday.
Am bored lets go to cinema
Club.
Ah i love u so much
I will marry u.
U r a sweet guy.
Men no make any gal or woman deceive u wit they pussy.
One day ao woke up and deleted her.blocked her.
Infct she don use diff ppl begme.
I say ai no eant again.
Say she nor fit change.
Today her life still miserable.
Till today ai no fit see better gals.
All na pretender.d one wey dey wit me still dey form over caring.i give her a year her true colors wud show men.
Gals arr nothing but huge liars

Theres a catholic church inside u.i
Called seat of wisdom.
I saw it wit my 2eyes yesrs back.
At the exit door
A white parish priest was smoking cold benson at d bac.
I be go piss 4 bac cos dem nor get visitors toilet
Wen ai see am.
Ai shock
But i was still a kid then.

Andrewkinggg:
Which kind lie be this one again? Priest smoke inside church during church harvest.! Baba if you wan criticize Catholic Church do Am with sense

Na normal thing for Catholics nw.
Wen dia parish priest dey smoke cold london with cold goldberg for harvest thanksgiving and bazar.
Catholic na church.imagine say t.b joshua dey deink beer dey smoke 4 inside church.
Ppl 4neva poof comot

U be Thief.
Go to oceanofgames.com and thank me later

Women remain opos

Scam is scamming the scam nowadsys.
Happened to me long ago.though I lost just 5k.
Was in a hurry to change dolls.
Na wen I reach Asus I notice say 5k miss
Those guys dey use jazz

Abegi.
U.i na school.abegi

The most painful way to die.
Chai.
Firing squad things.
Rapists. Also
Bye killer

Road safety and coti go disturb u tire for dis car o.
Even customs sef

The npf.
Wen it comes to yahoo guys
Petty thieves and unarmed civilians. Na always shina Rambo style.
But wen it comes to real robbery..
Bank robbery in progress
The npf come up with different excuses.
No fuel.
No bullets
No van
Hold up.
Abegi.
He shud do community service for one month.

So what is radio and t.v
Emanuel TV on cables.
To Joshua anointing water
Soap
Cream
Band
Stickers
Call this hotline nos.
R those not adverts.
The Internet..
Dis guy is satanicly stupid.
Newspapers way carry the death of collapsed building
To stations kor.
Abegi.
We Nevada hear sule and otobo matter.
Sule Don fuc all ekpoma babe's finish