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PoliticsRe: EFCC Detains Babangida Aliyu Over N2b Ecological Fund by 2shur: 11:20am On Apr 06, 2017
Its nw a sin if u dont loot funds while active in power.
Be it minister.
Governor
Senator
Police
Etc
RomanceRe: Man Curses Lady Who Blocked Him After Sending Her 9k by 2shur: 11:16am On Apr 06, 2017
Baba na guy man accr u go pay put
Any bich wey dey ask me card
Transport
I dey block dem instantly cos most times na guy.
Dem go dey use female pics
Dey beg card and transport.
I did dis shit bac then in 200l.one maga pay me 80k.
Then it was like 500k.me softly rent self con
Buy gen
HealthRe: Why Bleachers Smell Like Rotten Fish! by 2shur: 10:38am On Apr 06, 2017
Dem nor dey hear word.
Dia pekus stinks worse dan a dead dog.
I must be light bt all means 4getn say u deu naija.
U don be vampire.i dare u to walk under hot sun.
Una nor see wizkid.
Did he bleach no.
Rather he polished his skin.
Die bob risky..dead.
Mostly done by homos and biches wit low self esteem
CrimeRe: Sodienye Mbatumukeke: Accused Murderer Of Jumia Delivery Man, Failed Parenting by 2shur: 10:32am On Apr 06, 2017
Have u watched that series on dstv ..discovery and crime channel..tagged...i almost got away with it.
We shud practice an eye for an eye.
You took an innocent mans life.
So u
must sacrifice at least 40yrs of your life in jail
That is justice

We all know the rich and influential always get away with crimes.
If na poor man pikin
Dem den sentence am to 50yrs in jail since

Go watch the movie called
American violence.
Ud understand what taking ones life means the ultimate price...death
Its a good movie.recent movie
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Decline Giving Guys Your Contact? by 2shur: 6:07am On Apr 06, 2017
Abegi .broke gals livin on mtn 100 for a month
FashionRe: People With Tattoos Will Be Arrested In Port Harcourt by 2shur: 8:28pm On Apr 05, 2017
Naija police mentality.
Once they see u with a laptop.
If u do not have receipt of it..they consider it stolen laptop oo a yahoo guy.
If u r seen with iphone 6 upwards..a yahoo guy.
U drive a car...a yahoo guy.
U wear dreads..cultist.
U carry clean rick ross beards..militant
U wear diff tatoos..omila.
dingbang:
Nigerian mentality sef.. I just wonder how the Nigerian police reason. So because one wears a tattoo, he or she must be a criminal.. On what grounds?? No wonder we are called a third world country..


Where is it in the constitution that tattoo is a crime in nigeria.. Well .. I just need to get the fvck out from this natiom
TravelRe: Another Peace Mass Transit Bus Involved In Fatal Accident On Enugu Road (Photos) by 2shur: 8:23pm On Apr 05, 2017
U r stupid.
Where was it written that any life was lost.
Fool
fuckerstard:
RIP, these people again.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Apologizes To Azuka Ogujiuba "I Said She Was Offered Not Paid" by 2shur: 8:00pm On Apr 05, 2017
Who gives a fuc if he was paid or given bich.
Wtf.
Bich
Drama queen baby momma bich
EventsRe: Naira And Dollar Rain At The Wedding Of A Nigerian Couple (Photos) by 2shur: 7:58pm On Apr 05, 2017
Counterfit money.
See my niggi uck
He done dah shit up b4 bro
So fuc dis id teach u how to stunt shiiit.
Fake ass money

TravelRe: Man Celebrates 4 Years Of Surviving 2013 Benin-Ore Road Fire Accident by 2shur: 7:39pm On Apr 05, 2017
He don dey bleach
Smh
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Vera Sidika Before And After She Bleached Her Skin by 2shur: 12:45pm On Apr 05, 2017
90 percent of ugly gzls don bleach throway.
How to spot a bleached bich.
Knuckles always black.
Nose.head..always over yellow.
Skim color..hot weather..reddish.
Stretch marks everywhere.
On the head.laps
Belly.
Pekus ass line always black
They af diff colors of skin
They smell
They cannot do without cream
They always forget they bleached.
They stink
And always twistiny neck and legs
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Ice Prince Supports Efe, Wants To Be Friends With Marvis by 2shur: 12:35pm On Apr 05, 2017
Fuc u once more.
Fuc off
Take your ass elsewhere.
I'm busy
ajoskele:
You have made wealth
But you need sound health.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Ice Prince Supports Efe, Wants To Be Friends With Marvis by 2shur: 11:59am On Apr 05, 2017
Niggi af made wealth
Fuc u if u with efe.
Fuc yur help get d fuc away.
ajoskele:
This man needs help.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Ice Prince Supports Efe, Wants To Be Friends With Marvis by 2shur: 11:53am On Apr 05, 2017
Fuc this efe shiit.
Fuc u efe bich niggi
Niggi got nothin to offer.
A daily niggi like ne hustling everyday.
Niggi keep your mouth shut.
Really no one gives a fuc.
Its u win or loose
In between u can choose.
Even if he be 4th runner up.
Last last na opo and booze
So fuc over hyping efe.
Make im head dey swell up.
I be itsekiri niggi .eva reppin i no dey f up
Big brother naija is shiiit.
Niggis be focused on dey t.v screen jus to watch that shiit
PoliticsRe: Ekiti "Politician" Steals Bottles Of Hot Drinks - Facebook User Says (Photo) by 2shur: 8:33pm On Apr 04, 2017
U see what seun egbegbe has caused.
Another one don dey rob
Dey run local scam
On jack daniels.
Nawa o.
From seun egbegbe iphone theft to burea de exxh
Nowdis one don dey follow him footsteps.
Nawa o

Imagine a guy man dey cruise acura
Stil dey do local scam and theft of dagbo j.d
Jus like saying u wan buy moet for 3k.

Original jd 10k.
Club price 30k.
Bottled water club price..2k
CelebritiesRe: Five Nigerian Artistes That Promised Us The Grammy Awards by 2shur: 8:06pm On Apr 04, 2017
Niggis dey take s.m n dey form flashy.
Always spittin trash music from trash addicts.now dem dey dream about naija grammys
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Olamide Shows Support For Efe by 2shur: 6:50pm On Apr 04, 2017
Abegi.
I got better shitt to do dan dis dumb shitt.
Dumb ass wacked out olamide and his dumb ass songs
Fuc u bastards
CrimeRe: Couple Drug, Rape Wife’s Friend In Lagos Hotel And Upload It Online by 2shur: 6:48pm On Apr 04, 2017
Nawa o.
Wife and husband.
The wifes friends guy or bf shud also rape d wife in her husbands presence too.
Dey shud do it in cell
RomanceRe: When A Nurse Weds A Nurse: Pre-wedding Pictures Of My Bro. by 2shur: 6:45pm On Apr 04, 2017
Abegi
FashionRe: Young Ladies Are Viciously Insulted After Posting Make-up Free Photos by 2shur: 2:50pm On Apr 04, 2017
These ones na opo.
Wonti lor fa gbo
See as her eye don swell up.
Too much s.k

See dem ugly ass opo tatoos
Dem resemble Yoruba opo

Come see dem here for aso time
Naija gals are the ugliest.
Wtf.
I dare any naija gal to come out without make up.
U go vomit.
Ugly wee wee stinkinf panties and pekus
FamilyRe: Is My Wife Sleeping With Her Boss? by 2shur: 2:15pm On Apr 04, 2017
Women are never to be trusted.
U might see a text or mssg
But dsnt mean she done it.
But she askin bout money.
Meaning u aint giving her enuf.
Women love money.
I love money too.
But for women sexaul favors in exchange for money.
Try to geh more money
Divorce her and move ahead.
Fuc dat i got kids shit.
Take them kids and zoom off.
Make she nor come gif u disease.
All women are dogs.
While i was madly inlove wit my ex of dah year.
She took my love 4 granted
And was fucking 2 diff guys.
I knew .
I read texs.
Whatsapp.
I developed high heart beat rate.
Confusion
Humiliation.
I ended it asap.
Blocked her al changed all lines.
Till tomorrow i regret ever fuckin her.
Men women are just biches.
Even if u got 30billion 3d acct o.
Give them heaven and earth.
Theyd still go oit cheating
Doin opo runs
Dubai things
I got a cousin who sucks dic for 5m
6m
10m.
Buh if u see her.she be like saint but na ugbu for the matter.
Abegi.
Divorce her and move ahead.
Never make a ho a house wife.
Never make woman pusi deceive u into marriage.
Or u live to regret thah ish 4d rest of your marriage pr married lifes bro.
Think ahead.
She has shared your secret
Your pusi
Her unclothedness
Her sweetness in pusi touching has been shared with somebody else. U better run niggi
Run.
Or someone gonna be dead in a week.
Its either u kill her out of frustration or anger.
CelebritiesRe: Skales Buys A Range Rover For His Birthday (Photos) by 2shur: 1:48pm On Apr 03, 2017
Search online
Or go to ebay
charlesazeh:
i dey use range but i just wan buy am again if e don come down to 4m....where i go buy body kits for my range or Avalon online
CelebritiesRe: Skales Buys A Range Rover For His Birthday (Photos) by 2shur: 12:03pm On Apr 03, 2017
Baba buy any solid car of 3m.
Then buy body kits complete for 550 dollars..have them shipped then install them.
Customise the interior ane watch how ppl driving range wud be enving your pimped my ride.
charlesazeh:
where i fit see am buy tokunbo 4m abeg...i need am
CelebritiesRe: Skales Buys A Range Rover For His Birthday (Photos) by 2shur: 11:51am On Apr 03, 2017
06 08 out of stock range sbt 4m to 5m
Ma normal car wey yahoo guy fit buy.
Qbegi
Dis guy is wack and e fit be even accidented car.
If he was a big guy.
He 4 don love-vendor am
Upgrade am.
Abegi
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Efe's Fans Organize Massive Get-together In Lagos & Abuja (photos) by 2shur: 10:44am On Apr 03, 2017
Stupidity.
At the end he become q looser
I never watched this stupid showone bit.
At least i have made abt 7m since d show started
See al them jobless and opos al around.
Warri gej anything to offer than agberos.
Omila
Confra
Abegi
CrimeRe: Photos Of The Lady Suspect In The Murder Of The Jumia Delivery Agent by 2shur: 9:38am On Apr 03, 2017
They just clueless.
I was once detained for an hour cause i was with my pc which i bought abt 4years back.
But he said it was a stolen laptop and extorted 10k off me.
Generally the npg are dumb
Prey on anyone
Waste unnecessary time asking irrelevant questions.
They remain clueless and stupid.
Elnida:
is this statement necessary?

African countries like Algeria, Kenya,S/A Egypt,Tanzania, even Benin are undergoing training in FORENSIC investigation and Nigeria the supposedly giant of Africa has nothing to show in this regard,is a slap..

why do we support mediocrity...

we are in a digital world,and forensic investigation has proven potent and Nigeria shud embrace that so as to cub incessant attacks on innocent Nigerians

The Nigerian police is dumb and devoid of basic tactics..
beat that
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson-okojie Represents Rashida Bello, Kogi First Lady At An Event by 2shur: 6:44am On Apr 03, 2017
Baba she jus dey start na.
Pl like mercy dey like fuc die.
Remember this is not lighs camera action .hausa dey like fuc die.
By the time dem use money lure mercy.dem go over fuc am.
Hausa guy man go flt her go dubai.
Yankee
Uk
First class.
Dey suck breasts and pussy.
Theres nothing aweet abt pusi and boobs.
U nor fit chop am
U nor fit lock am.
Just touch
Press
Enter one hole in and out
Fuc dey tire person .
Once u are a lady wit big yansh.big breasts
Everyone go wan fuc
alexialin:
I hail mercy hBausband more.. He's not scared anyone can lure his wife away from him. It shows How much he trusts mercy and how well mercy has earned his trust.
It also shows he is strong at heart.
Some men that will marry mercy kind of woman will never allow her to work how much become personal assistant to Governor.. Hell no!
But one thing such men don't know is this. What u are scared of loosing and u cannot control that fear. Last last u end up loosing her even to someone u least expect.
So men know who u marry and trust her, so she can keep shinning and blossom even after child birth.
Mercy u too set cheesy
CrimeRe: Photos Of The Lady Suspect In The Murder Of The Jumia Delivery Agent by 2shur: 6:37am On Apr 03, 2017
Baba don't talk like a fool.
Did ibhear you say forensic investigation.
Back then when my father was still alive.we all used to watch fbi files together and we saw that they sickos everywhere.but american justice system aee respecter on no persons.
They have cameras..wifi..policeat every corners.both sketchers and what have you.
They undergo training on investigation esp forensic evidence.
They have the right expertise.
Tools
Time.
Intelligent neighbours.
But here in naija.
We dont got any of such.
Where them wan see tools
Who wan do forensic research.
Coti abi na sars wey be omila.
Where the light
We dey use cctv
If coti catch omila wit gun.
The wwy dem go beat am ehn
Some den dey shoot dia leg sef.
Who geh time dey find evidence
Wen evidence full ground remain
Very simple.
Our judicial system..eye for an eye.
Simple.
Elnida:
innocent look is not an excuse in a crime scene. she might be innocent yet brutal and vicious. this case is a dicey one.let's wait for the outcome. but..

going by the questions the police we're asking sef. I find them highly unintelligeble.the bald headed guy said,the fat guy pulled a gun on him. what I was expecting from the police is to do a forensic investigation to ascertain if truly the fat guy used a gun.. this will give them strong lead as to who really murdered the jumia delivery man.. and save them some energy..
for now,all of them are suspects...
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Second Babymama-to-be, Amanda, Flaunts Her Growing Bump by 2shur: 6:17am On Apr 03, 2017
Shout out to David and fuc the o boi
I wanna giv a shout out 2 all pusi gettn niggis
All sperm donor niggis givin out that yucky cum shiit.
Wtf david..u Fuc and cum in every gal.
I saw where one kid said u always shinnin ugly gals and i ask are there fine gals in nigeria..
All of them are ugly.
U wanna know y cause they filter they pictures
They edit they pictures a lot
They never take pictures of where they live
Not they bed
Not dia aous
Always forming i drive.but whereas its jus a selfie while car is parked in a stationery position.
Most ofbthe times na d guy wey dey fuc dem car..na im dose opo ho deu pose with.
U wan see where benin gal dey pose wit her guy range..cold sef go catch u.
Dem go dey snap for hotel bed.
The moment i see a room pic.
And by your clothes on.i easily detect its a hotel
But they wud tag it chilling at home.
All naija gals are ugly.
Only abt 5 percent are naturally pretty om face.
The ugly ones might be ugly on face..teeth.but beautiful in ass..phonetics and pekus.
If them place ban on the use of make up..sale of make up...only powder only.no lip gloss..many many paints..
Lime wtf.u expect i shud kiss a heavily make up face .
Disgusting.
David the massive sperm donor niggi
AutosRe: Must Go This Week: 2004 Honda Eod For Sale (650k) by 2shur: 9:15pm On Apr 02, 2017
350k
AutosRe: Sold. Sold. Sold. Reg. Camry Big Daddy For Sale now @ 1m (Silver) by 2shur: 9:13pm On Apr 02, 2017
2002 model.
See the steering and gear.
Baba id scar na 500k.
Wen toks na 1.3m for 2002 model.
Not even 05.
Abegi
RomanceRe: I Get 4 Rounds Of Sex Each Night - Man Who Married 2 Wives At Same Time In Delta by 2shur: 4:02pm On Apr 02, 2017
Fuc go tire u.
U must fuc outside.
Wen yur two wives deu menstruate.
U go Fuc dem with blood abi.
Mumu

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