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Celebrities / Re: Beauty Istifanus' Before & After Bleaching Photos Will Shock You by 2shur: 12:42pm On Apr 08, 2017
Whobe this ghost.
U don ever see albino sdey waka inside sun.
Na dia u go no say bleaching no pay
Abegi
Business / Re: Naira Slides To 405/$ Amid Tight Dollar Supply by 2shur: 8:30am On Apr 08, 2017
I said it 2weeks ago.
Uma dey jump up for 350.
Dollar we dey wa8 u 4 750.
Wen dollar reach 850.i go bill my client
Autos / Re: 4 Months Used Toyota Matrix For Sale..SOLD by 2shur: 7:20am On Apr 08, 2017
Y cant u jus take the car pox when its driven n dirty
Must una wash it and take the pix from a car wash.
Wtf
800k
Autos / Re: Sold. Sold. Sold. Reg. Benz ML 350 For Sale @ 1.950m by 2shur: 7:14am On Apr 08, 2017
See plate nos wey we dey use during joanthan regime.
Abegi old wacked out s.u.v
Its worthless.abt 600k in real life
Autos / Re: SOLDDDDDD***toks Direct 2005 Toyota Camry Le****SOLDDDDD by 2shur: 7:11am On Apr 08, 2017
I can see that some pads were added to the body kit.
Doesnt have a wing and chair texture is ugly.
But cool ride though 05.
1.5m cash
Car Talk / Re: All New Infiniti QX80 SUV Revealed Ahead Of New York Auto Show. by 2shur: 7:08am On Apr 08, 2017
Nissan na rugged car.
If not for electrical problems
I still prefer nissan.
Coupe
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor To Pastor David Ibiyeomie: "Release Kemi Olunloyo Or I'll Expose" by 2shur: 11:54pm On Apr 07, 2017
See wat dick sule has caused.
Now every naija pastor dey geh 3somes.
Wtf.
See wat otobo has caused.
New trending ish na how naija pastors tske dey run yahoo dey pay like white giv diff high class opos.

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Jokes Etc / Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by 2shur: 11:48pm On Apr 07, 2017
When u dey dodge road safety and coti.dey fly bike and dey follow maga dey chat and sars suddenly flag your bikeman to stop.
Naija sars...young man what do u do 4a living.
Naija police...have you heard of internet scam.
Can we have your iphone..
Dis 1 na yahoo guy
And u be like

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Family / Re: My Wife Double Dated Before We Got Married by 2shur: 11:38pm On Apr 07, 2017
Dont be deceived.
Most naija gals got main guy and sideguy.
If u sharp u decode it quick.
Me don wise up tay tay.
Dont let they stinkin pusi deceive u.
Life aint one sided.
So fuc any bich who be double dating bich.
I hate such type of shiit

Neva eva beg 4love
Neva cause dats wat theyd use to trap u down bro.
Fuc they stinking pekus.
U allowed yourself to be fooled bro.

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Romance / Re: Man Weds His US Bride In Lagos, Says "Really No Time To Waste" by 2shur: 11:31pm On Apr 07, 2017
Dis guy isay crack coke addict.
Wtf
Education / Re: Beautiful Lady Who Graduated With Third Class Shares Her Touching Story (Photos) by 2shur: 11:28pm On Apr 07, 2017
Broke niggis hating
Oreoo:
hw have u made it big abeg?Do u have a car?,Are u using iphone 7 or samsung s7/8,do u hav a house of ur own,just tell me hw u making it big abeg dis tin.Just bragging onlyn .Smh Pple dat cam out wit 2-1 first class nd 2-2 hw many heads did dey get .u refused to read nd u failed woefully den u il start consoullin ursef by saying "pple dar hav first class no get job sef"or "did bill gates or zuckenberg get first class" nt knowing dat dese guys were havard brains nd u cant compare them wit naija first class students .Stop spillin trash on social media u hav failed in ur academics nd stop making it look lik a normal tin or a good tin.If u quote me i wuldnt even ansa u.
Autos / Re: Very Clean Golf 2 With Alloy Wheels And AC Tokunbo @ 570k (08096577304)SOLD SOLD by 2shur: 8:27pm On Apr 07, 2017
20k

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Politics / Re: FG Declares Mondays And Wednesdays As Made-In-Nigeria Dress Day by 2shur: 8:24pm On Apr 07, 2017
Misplaced priorities
Car Talk / Re: 6 Reasons Your Car Consumes More Fuel Than Normal by 2shur: 7:24pm On Apr 07, 2017
A/c dey chop fuel
Whether japan or german.
Doing 120 on a freeway also deychop fuel.
Me dey buy fuel of 3k every 4days.
I don tire.
Na to vex buy scooter remain

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Crime / Re: Photo Of Yahoo Girl Arrested In Edo State For 132,000 Euro Fraud by 2shur: 6:09pm On Apr 07, 2017
Edo ppl nor dey use euro play o.
If dem wan collect owo from g
Baba na always block
Unlike afonjas wey go dey bill client 300 dollars
Dey swell up dey spread 4beer parlor say maye wan pay.

She na ugbu for g

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: As Yoruba Comic Actor, Sanyeri Enjoys Vacation In The U.S With His Famil by 2shur: 5:21pm On Apr 07, 2017
I greet you bros
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman's Birthday Celebration In Turkey (Photos) by 2shur: 2:34pm On Apr 07, 2017
Ototo
Abi ma her oboe
Otobo fucka
Stop listening to this scammer long ago.
Any one still sellin his cds at ring road to maingate na fool.
Hez a big tym scammer

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Education / Re: Beautiful Lady Who Graduated With Third Class Shares Her Touching Story (Photos) by 2shur: 2:32pm On Apr 07, 2017
I graj with a third classand im making it big.
Wtf ia this certificate ish.
We all knw naija is a big cheat.
U block
Lie
Spy
Just to get 1st class
In the end.
U got nothing 2yur name

Make more money.
Fuc wat haters say
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid Ft. Drake – "Come Closer" (Video) by 2shur: 2:27pm On Apr 07, 2017
Yea yeye
Yea
Yeye
Yea
Yeye yea
Baby come closer.
Dahs all dey can sing
Baby.baby.baby.
Naija male artists are just noise makers with empty brains

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: "Efe Special Bread" Hits Town (Photo) by 2shur: 2:10pm On Apr 07, 2017
Tosetan don cast.
Me wan enta buka 4uniben.
paddyofboss:
.
I hear say a plate of rice n turkey don be 1200...na was ooo Buhari set..Hope the rice still dey bam as e be then
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: "Efe Special Bread" Hits Town (Photo) by 2shur: 12:12pm On Apr 07, 2017
Dis one na old benin bread.
Efe bread wey don cast for maingate.
Abegi.
Make me go tosetan go chop Santana with draw soup.

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Phones / Re: Please Recommend A Quality Phone Between N40K And N51K by 2shur: 11:09am On Apr 07, 2017
Visit
Ebuka2016:

do you know the price of the smartphones....london used?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: I Am Not A University Graduate - Bisola Reveals by 2shur: 9:46am On Apr 07, 2017
May u all be wasted
All bastards
Watching and suporting bbn
May u all remain useless
Phones / Re: Please Recommend A Quality Phone Between N40K And N51K by 2shur: 9:40am On Apr 07, 2017
Correct
Ebuka2016:

what of A7 2016 and C7?
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Wizkid Declares His Support For Efe by 2shur: 7:43am On Apr 07, 2017
How does this add value to my life.
Thats why all u bastard graduates
Remain poor and clueless.
Rather than work on wat wud benefit your well being.
U waste time on frivolity
Fools
Phones / Re: Please Recommend A Quality Phone Between N40K And N51K by 2shur: 7:41am On Apr 07, 2017
Note 3
Note 4 samsung
Lg g3 lte 32 gig
Lg g4 lte 32gic
Iphone 6

All uk used.
Lowest na g3...48k.
Note 3.56k
Note 4..70k.

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Bobrisky Shares Airtime In UNILAG For Students To Vote For Tboss (Pics) by 2shur: 7:36am On Apr 07, 2017
The world has eventually ended.
Aftermath of rapture.
Wtf.
Ao bobrisky cannot be jailed.
I thought being a homo is against the law guiding naija.
Wtf.
Dis guy shud be put behind bars tor at least 30yrs.
Wtf
So disgusting
Bleached out bastard
TV/Movies / Re: House Of Representative Compel Multichoice To Adopt Pay As You Go Package Option by 2shur: 8:04pm On Apr 06, 2017
Una remember dis song sound sultan feat one Yoruba comedian luke dat wey geh tribal mark.him sef dey rap. Na one of im raps be dis.Abi genevieve na the only genevive wey be genevive. Lol. U jus dey repeat dstv ..shuuo na song..
L0velyn:
why does DSTV advertises DSTV on DSTV for those who already have DSTV to get another DSTV? undecided
Crime / Re: "North Korea Hacking Banks In Nigeria, 17 Others To Fund Nuclear Programme" by 2shur: 7:59pm On Apr 06, 2017
Baba wen it cpmes tp hacking.
Bow down to korea.
Abegi.
Yahoo my foot.
U think say na all those copy and paste and editing be hacking
Or useless keyloggers and rat naija local hackers
Or dating using ogunmeh.
Naija nor get hacker.
Those bastards called IT gurus.software engineer.
No level.
All of dem be dagbo copy and paste.
See how north korea dey use us dey play for hacking
And e nor go pass 15 to 25 yr old hackers.
Abeg make dem havk cbn
Big brother.
See men dey hack
No time for ps4

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Celebrities / Re: #BBNaija: TTT, Miyonse & Uriel At Club Joker Last Night (Photos) by 2shur: 4:42pm On Apr 06, 2017
These guys are broke loosers.
Is thos life.
Jumping from one club to another
Taking pixs upandan.
Forming celebrity.
But bank acct balance still remains 18300 naira.
Loosers
Politics / Re: Gbenga Daniel Celebrates His 61st Birthday Today by 2shur: 11:22am On Apr 06, 2017
Thieves.
Allpaet governors are and still remain big thieves

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