2shur's Posts
Nairaland Forum / 2shur's Profile / 2shur's Posts
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 41 pages)
 Celebrities / Re: BBNaija Gifty Parties At A Club In Benin City (Photos) by 2shur: 3:12pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Poor opo club. Case study. Bigbrother ex house mate gifty Instagram followers. .... 25k Fb..15k Snapshot..18k Popularity.. Cheap popularity Likes..taking pics and editin background.. Jumping from one place to another Platform for popularity...social media. Key/aim...to stay relevant. Occupation..speak laf(locally aquired phonetics and steady telling of lies) Act balance..68,500 ngn Mindset....I'm rich and a celebrity. Abegi |
| Phones / Re: 6 Ways To Save Data When Using Mobile Hotspot by 2shur: 3:03pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Who cares. Wen we dey use 40gig a month. Abeg This na for any new tweak..bb imei 200mb a month subscriber's 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Sports / Re: Nigeria's Seven (7) Greatest Goalkeepers Of All Time by 2shur: 2:59pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Anytime peter rufai is to defend us. Na always goal. He's a lazy keeper. Wen u expect him to keep.thays when. He gets carried away. He dey dive well.but na always goal |
| NYSC / Re: Corper Shows Off Mother Who Sold Plantain To Educate Him (Photos) by 2shur: 2:54pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Wtf. We remain backwards Everyone got someone watching over them. If it's not your dad..it's your mum Uncle Aunt Relative Friend Pastor. Anybody can do day shiiit. I hate wen fucs come on here And be saying he went to schl cause she did this.did that. Wtf. How much be federal uni schl fees. E dey reach 30k. If it weren't be ok say private uni Or special coarse of 600k I go say she try. I spent my schl fees 3times. By d tym I paid bac thru my hustle.i paid triple the amount. Fuc dis shiiiit Schl fees of 10 15k Una go wan do season film for camera. Poor shiiit 1 Like |
| Car Talk / Re: FRSC Set To Impound The Following Vechicles by 2shur: 2:46pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
How does this change our lives. How dare u say we should not run a custom plate nos such as wealth 1. Bla bla bla. So u mean ayiri car would be impounded Obasanjoand..senators..governors ministers Local government chairman..celebrities and what have ud who ride big cars and hide dia plate nos to wud be arrested. U guys are just dumb. Misplaced priorities everywhere. Those asss wipes shud be flushed out of the system We need sanity. Roadsafety are know for bribe. I have driven a fully tinted.heavily pimped hybrid. No seat belts on. Police flag me I sort them 3k. Road safety..3k. No big deal. Once u roger that. Baba drive like a cotonou car smuggler.dem go give u chance. |
| Phones / Re: Tecno Camon CX: My Unboxing Experience In Pictures by 2shur: 2:38pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
If it's nota note 5.. Samsung s7 or iPhone 7 then it's nothing.worthless copycats China techno 7 Likes |
| Career / Re: How Much Does Shoprite Pay Its Employees? by 2shur: 1:05pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Forget peanuts and do G. U can be earning 900k a month. But spending in a month..low key..150k. Internet unlimited.. 20k. Steady light Gen repairs..10k Petrol.30k. Club..50k. Food stuffs.sk..water..gf..40k Baba Only poverty wud make me settle for a job of how much 50k. Baba enter street. No time. I no dey do ogumeh Imagine if u do ogumeh 4street. U go dey earn 2m a day. But be prepared to die at anytime Be ready to see evil spirits life and direct. Fear fear everywhere 1 Like |
| Phones / Re: Indian Hackers Leak Snapchat Database After Snapchat Owner Called Indians Poor by 2shur: 12:58pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
India na the only country we even if u hide nos call them. Be it UK nos. Yankee nos Naija nos It must show the persons nos. Wen it comes to real g. Not copy and paste Or follow whitey dey chat yahoo shiiit like what our naija yahoo turned hacker do here. Indian dey run softwares o. I Don buy many tools from my trusted hacker. Indian dem be Ph.D for hacking abeg. |
| Car Talk / Re: How to Ruin a Car (photo). by 2shur: 12:53pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Illiterate. How many kilos is the wood.wen nor be say na 5 generator he load for back. While others are using they gadget to develop apps And add to man's existence. U r thr snapping rubbish and uploading. Dumb fuc |
| Business / Re: Ayiri Emami Flaunts His 1965 Bentley In Warri As Youths Gather. PICS by 2shur: 12:45pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
We all know say okere youths nor get joy. I was at okere festival last year and I saw this niggiz Hez a hardened criminal. Black monkey Black face. Thief. Okere youths nor dey Eva get sense. Thieves |
| Crime / Re: Photo Of The Man Who Chained His Wife To A Generator In Ogun State by 2shur: 2:24am On Apr 18, 2017 |
See wtf she ended up with. Women are jus brainless. Not even a mid size gen of 50k Uma dey use ibetapas mai neighbor. I dare u to on your fridge and plug iron. Na book haram bomb be dat.e go explode. Lol. She deserve it. Women are useless And maybe she Don provoke am with words. She get luck say men he nor beat am black and blue. |
| Autos / Re: Cars Under $1000! by 2shur: 2:29pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
I saw a Honda worth 5000 Does it mean I can pay for it like 3k after bargaining What does undercarriage mean |
| Romance / Re: Man Rants After His Friend Got Cheated On By A Girl He Placed On 100k Salary by 2shur: 2:07pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
Me and mai niggiz be fuckin d same hoes. All girls are scams. Broke birches taking endless selfies in cheap clothes. Just couple of 100 thousands. U say what niggiz. U caught your batch fuckin anoda niggiz in dah fully furnished apartment. While some of naija peeps r starving Majority of naija birches gat no coinscience. Pepper dem gang. Mowi turn up 6 Likes |
| Crime / Re: FBI Declares Nigerian Wanted For $5 Million Email Scam by 2shur: 10:22am On Apr 17, 2017 |
Alibaba with dating Maye nor dey finish |
| Celebrities / Re: Fan Curious About Mercy Aigbe's 'Bleaching' Secret (Photos) by 2shur: 10:18am On Apr 17, 2017 |
[yellow fever nko.u dey bleaching o.u dey bleach. Mami water nko. U dey bleach o.u dey bleach quote author=IVORY2009 post=55634408]yellow fever, u dey bleach ooo  [/quote] |
| Phones / Re: 3 Ways To Manage Your Smartphone Storage Space Effectively by 2shur: 8:16am On Apr 17, 2017 |
There's a way to go about it That's changing the format from internal memory default To external memory. Burrito the use of a software. The moment I'm able to change default I will upload t here. All those 8gig with 1gig ram phones can vex person. Esp Sony. 1 Like |
| Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla Snatched At Gunpoint In Abuja by 2shur: 10:02pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Nawa o. Dem wan go sell am flex d money for easter. Why u sef go dey drive for dah kind tym. D only tym i fit drive na if mai car na confirm bullet proof. As in ehn d way i go take use my ride bash dia skuls dem go hail. Heya. And na Belgium Just pray say men e never enter cotonou. Dey check olx and jiji steady. U fit bai luck see as as for sale. Even check nairaland sef. Nawa o. Men dey paroh 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga Visits Diamond Bank Headquarters Lekki (Photos) by 2shur: 9:59pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
See dah opo wit her yansh. Hafa mowi colabo Till dey break 20k 1 Like |
| Travel / Re: Big Joe Bus & Trailer In Accident After Okene, All Passengers Die (Graphic) by 2shur: 9:56pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Always use eagle line for peace of mind. Big joe Muyi line Godisgood Dia drivers deybtear race like say na need for speed for ps4. Shiit When easter is here Lord have mercy 1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Katung Aduwak, Kevin Chuwang, Efe: 3 Big Brother Winners Pictured Together by 2shur: 5:07pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Enuf of this efe shiit 1 Like |
| Autos / Re: SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!! **TOKS!** 2003 Mercedes Benz C180 For 1.650m!! by 2shur: 4:53pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Scammers everywhere He wan 1st deny say nor be converted. A look at the dash board closely Dem don open everywhere Abegi |
| Autos / Re: Neatly Used Honda Accord Eod V6 680k by 2shur: 4:51pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Dem don work on d body chai |
| Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Things You Should Stop Wasting Your Time Doing by 2shur: 4:46pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
If a bich don flow with me baba i bkock her ass Fuc whatsapp. Fuc snapchat Fuc i met u in d club last nite. Bich i aint in 4all dat. Broke biches always act hard 2get. Slack ugly pussys be on dah im easy 2wet Make paper.make coti no search your phone. Sars don dey wise up Dey form street Sars dey use smile. 3 Likes |
| Celebrities / Re: Adewale Adeleke, Davido's Brother: "My Dogs Eat Better Than Some Of You" by 2shur: 3:38pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Adeleke nighis always braggin shit. Davido pay up your bill for dat mercedes.u be claiming shiit.. Get off your dads wealth Dose dogs poo in your house.help Dirty dogs. Childish brains. Social media braggin. Grown up adults still sagging. Your music trash But u pusi niggis be forcing songs on djs. Heavily paid djs. Fuc air radio plays. U guys suck. 1 Like |
| Events / Re: Lady Buys Herself Range Rover To Celebrate Her Birthday (photos) by 2shur: 3:34pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
All biches keep lying. Wannabes.. Lol.. Keep trying. Afta sucking dics.flying in priva8 jets. Wtf is your source of income. U buy range..omo alaji..omo senator. Apakos claiming self made. Bich opo pays. Opo home made 3 Likes |
| Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola Celebrates 1million Instagram Followers by 2shur: 2:49pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Hahaha hahaha. I thank God say ai don make am o. Send me your acct details Let me wire u out timilehin95: |
| Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Masterminds Multi-million Naira Fraud From Kuje Prison by 2shur: 2:39pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
When it comes to yahoo and local small boi crime..ahh the naija police force always go a step further. Infact na dia dem deyvshow dia talent pass. But when bastards who continue to milk us dry in the name of fighting corruption. All security agencies wud play dumb. Igbokwenu. Americans lock and isolate most deadliest criminals But here in naija. Ahows our securitybsystem is backward. Imagine an inmate using cell phone. Anyway na big thief he be. He dey wan dey do italian mafia from jail based on local yahoo. If dis guy enter intl yahoo. Men na wire wire o |
| Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola Celebrates 1million Instagram Followers by 2shur: 2:33pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Afonjas and ewedu soup. U guys get mai grill..but make una dey deceive una self Fucking white garment destiny changers naijaboiy: 1 Like |
| Crime / Re: Man Arraigned For Using Charm To Badly Brutalise An Okada Rider (pic) by 2shur: 12:29pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
2shur: |
| Crime / Re: Man Arraigned For Using Charm To Badly Brutalise An Okada Rider (pic) by 2shur: 12:29pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
It was wen coti stoped me and took my lapy to station dat ai knew they were truly useless. Time spent at the station 20 mins. Offence...no offence Fresh charges aft 2mins..... Offense..suspected yahoo guy. Aft 5mins.. Fresh charges again. Offense.....unlawful possesion of a laptop Unlawf possesion of cell phone. Me jus dey burst laff ..say e be like say e dey sweet them. I gif them 5naira. O bobs see smile from ipo I always knew afonjas dey use ogunmeh dey fight. The evil spirit don batter the man throway. So now dem gobdey ask receipt of the ogunmeh As unlawful possesion of ogunmeh |
. Why should you be so bitter cuz someone is making waves. 
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 41 pages)
(Go Up)
| Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 35 |