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Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola Celebrates 1million Instagram Followers by 2shur: 12:22pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Abegi. He is a greedy bastard. May thinder fire all of una. Bastard Y not give way for upcoming actors and actresses You wan dey doa till u die Na wetin cele tell am be that. Na dia u wan build house Buy car Your father. See what greed has caused. From politics. Now to movies. By now he suppose don lock up for acting. Only u 1 endorsement. Well afonjas dey naturally stupid. As long as dem don chop amala with abula and ewedu dem brain go jis freeze.. I expect other fucs Yoruba nollywood actors to challenge him. He has used ogunmeh |
Religion / Re: Drunk Church Members In Congo Praying (Photos, Video) by 2shur: 12:17pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Me go stat my ministry soon. Immediately after church activities i go mount Indoor club playin coded gospel naija mix,Beer parlour with better pepper soup.turkey..chicken.free ps 4 games..free wifi. But all must get a pass. To get a pass ticket. Memeb3r registration fees.10k per person. Tellme if jesus nor go vex come down shaps. Imagine drinking beer in church And smoking cold benson inside a.c O bobs e go make sense. Mama give eve4ybody here 1 1 Cold Goldberg |
Romance / Re: UK Based Nigerian Student Dies During Surgery, Boyfriend Mourns On Facebook.PICS by 2shur: 10:34am On Apr 15, 2017 |
U dey cry becos u miss her pussy How u usd to fuc her. U have finally fukd her way to hellbfire. She died in sin. She died cause she was fucking. God gave us a choice. Good and Evil. U good. U het married to her and fuc d hell out of her..no p. But 4whr.na pepper dem gang. Wen dem coe lag dey gobdey form fresh. I tour around buh on low key. She choose evil. Boyfriend..fornication. Bf nor dey bible. But he shud sue them jor. Make he sue them 10m pounds. I trust whitey. Fear go catch them on lawsuit. Too bad. Death is inevitable. We all have to be careful. God have mercy 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: Mubarak Opeyemi Thanni: UNIOSUN Best Graduating Student Speaks by 2shur: 10:16am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Yhate why they only know things on paper And not in practice. All we do is to read..cram and shiit. Wen someone got a serious illness. These fucs wud treat it as malaria. And later the patient dies.why cause we got charge and bail lawyers..doctors..engineers..ftom mechanic to what have u. Quack chemists..hospitals..quack charge and bail profs. Men u messed up. A fool is a fool 4eva. Ok na now wey u don graj u wan start dey flex ba No go fuc opo without condom o E fit be yur fisrt time. |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Accent In Interview With UK’s Channel 4, Nigerian Twitter Goes Berserk by 2shur: 10:11am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Ow so we were colonised by who then. Whose talking abt being behind. Ive got million zeros in my acct. So shut d fuc up . U stupid ass wipe U feel so frustrated b Dumbest kid skitkid2: |
Religion / Re: Makurdi Church Receives N42Million Tithe From An Anonymous Donor by 2shur: 9:32am On Apr 15, 2017 |
I must open my ministry. Tithes would be in form of bitcoins..westees and what have you. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Accent In Interview With UK’s Channel 4, Nigerian Twitter Goes Berserk by 2shur: 9:27am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Send me your acct nos When dj khaled Rick ross Birdman Nikki Milli Dmx And other rappers in america start speaking in our naija ascent. I'm so ashamed to be a nigerian. Fake lives everywhere. Some niggi be jumpin over 25m Wen we dey pick above 25m steady Everyone wan speak phonetics By fire bai force. No wonder whites call us black monkeys Fake asses everywhete. Wannabez everywhere Fucking retarded country. We are naija. We speak english very clear. We raise our tongues And not speak through our nose. Fools been copying the wrong things 4 eva men 3 Likes |
Travel / Re: Nasarawa Pastor Survives Terrible Accident On His Way To His Hometown (Photos) by 2shur: 8:04am On Apr 15, 2017 |
O bobs see auction export Accidented vehicles for sale. Primary damage.front Non drivable. Auction price....250k |
Celebrities / Re: Excited Lady Pictured With Efe, Tboss, Kemen, Bisola, Other BBNaija ExHousemates by 2shur: 12:32am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Abegi. She not excited. Her face says it all With her fake smiles. Jus dey open teeth Dey squeeze face dey form smilling Abegi |
Events / Re: Nigerian Lady Weds Her Oyinbo Husband In Style(pics) by 2shur: 12:27am On Apr 15, 2017 |
See maye |
Autos / Re: 2010 camry muscle manual in ibadan @2.3last by 2shur: 12:22am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Liar. 10 na sports Dis na 2008 model abegi |
Crime / Re: Brave African Man Wrestles Knife-Wielding Man In London Bus(video) by 2shur: 10:35pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
And cut. That was act 2 scence 3. |
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani's Son, Tenor Is Payporte Fashion Ambassador, Poses With Tboss by 2shur: 5:47pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Theyve messed this guy up. Dem don bleach bleach. Bleach and over bleached dis boy. Who go make am go make am. Colour got nothing to do with your fuckin destiny. Wtf is dis all they got to offer I keep tellin dumb fucs 25m aint money. Its big money inbplaces like edo..delta...enugu.. Buh lag..na within a month Clubin Property..where u wan even see ready made aous fully furnished for 25m. Not even on olx. Enuf of dis t boss dis. Debby dat. 2 is not a winner And 3 nobody remembers Its only numba 1. Let thwm take they shiiita off our face. Enuf of dis stupid bigbrother shiits Pix aint making them get that money. Whats d essence of being popular but tagged as a pauper A fake ass A liar. Bitch |
Celebrities / Re: Efe Chills With Bisola's Daughter, Leyla by 2shur: 5:40pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
I lost 3m days back.my picker absconded with my funds. So painful. Now my easter don solo. But last last ai go pick my 4k by tues. Just use am take invest.no time LordOfNaira: |
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Big Brother Naija Winners Party by 2shur: 3:16pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Enuf of this bbn shit. While u bastards are sulking in them loosers I'm cashing out |
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: "Rotimi Amaechi Owns The $43m Found In Ikoyi Flat" by 2shur: 11:56am On Apr 14, 2017 |
Me myself ma me oen am. Why una dey drag my owo. See thieves |
Travel / Re: Lagos Airport Staff Who Steals Passengers' Belongings Discovered (pics, Video) by 2shur: 11:52am On Apr 14, 2017 |
Abegi. This is how liars talk. If it were true nobody needs to know the make of your fucking phone. I wish u had an iphone 7. Fucking wannabes Lucasbalo: |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ogun Prophet & His Sons Convert To Islam, Cut Off Their Dreadlocks (Photos) by 2shur: 11:48am On Apr 14, 2017 |
New boko haram/ISIS terrorist recruit. Come in with bushy.dreads..carve carve rick ross beards. And u shal get abolo instanta |
Politics / Re: Fayose Shares Cheese Balls To Kids in Ekiti After They Shouted "Oshoko" (Photos) by 2shur: 7:17pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
Ate this shit years back when i was much younger. Somethings dont change. Cubed sugar. Matches Cheeese bals But seriously dis fayose is stupid. Why not create a play ground where kids could play at weekends or give something bac to the community Not physical but priceless Wtf is cheese balls. He 4 kukuma buy them eggroll with cold pepsi. Bastad |
Celebrities / Re: Man Breaks Tonto Dikeh And Churchill's Love Lock In Paris (Video) by 2shur: 7:11pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
Automatic spiritual p in2 his life. Naija and ai too know |
Autos / Re: Smartly Used Nissan Primera 2004model Anambra state @ #499k by 2shur: 5:00pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
U be thief for manual transmission .toks na 1m. U r a greedy thied |
Romance / Re: My New Boyfriend Said He Is A Cultist, What Should I Do? by 2shur: 1:52pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
Women ate dull. U see wai i say they got nothing than smelly pucis He said he is deadly Dangerous And has killed so many standin in his way. Wtf he even showed u his bac. Bich Ud get yur self killed Its like takin ogunmeh oath And then they sau if u tell anyone wat u saw here ud run mad in 3 days. Stay wit am. I sure say he neva fuc u dah na y he dey cry D moment he fucs u.he wud control u. Beat u up Threaten u. Den yur life becomes a threat to others in his way Wich ud become an easy target. Upon every.u r so dumb to come here for advice Smh 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Robert Mugabe Gets A New Haircut - Zimbabweans Mock Him On Social Media by 2shur: 1:43pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
Who gives a fuc abt Mugabe. Fuc him and fuc his country 4 Likes |
Religion / Re: Anja Loven Rescues Four Children Accused Of Witchcraft by 2shur: 1:42pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
Baba akwa ibom has d highest nos of wiches and wizards |
Autos / Re: Car Snatched At Gunpoint In My House In Ogun (Photos) by 2shur: 10:37am On Apr 13, 2017 |
Always make sure you usepedal lock. Steering lock And tracking device. Dont you have ruthless dogs. Oh bobs jus pray e never enter benin republic |
Politics / Re: Esther Nnamdi-Ogbue Owns The $50m Found In Ikoyi By EFCC – Sahara R. by 2shur: 8:35am On Apr 13, 2017 |
We remain stupid. No wonder dobald trump shakes his head 4us. All the monies recovered by efcc and other security agency such as customs..police.efcc..ndlea. Of what benefit has it been to the economy. The bastard buhari keeps talking abt giving us jobs. If we can calculate all monies recovered. Its close a zillion in naira. But yet nothing to account for it. Nepa...since i was born..never been stable. Roads..death trap. Health...dead Basic amenities..zero. Technology....zero Of what use is the money recovered used for then. It should be burnt..so we wid know that yes it was not needed. Keep deceiving yourselves u bastards efcc. Judgement awaits every dirty efcc officials who are enriching themselves through this medium. We are all on hell And we are never coming out till eternity. Kusy imagine if everyone stole so much in this world.won't God have come down from heaven and say enough is enough 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Want To Bring Down Unemployment By Creating Over 15m Jobs – FG by 2shur: 7:54am On Apr 13, 2017 |
Talk till your 4years tenure is over.d jobs u wan gif us na from heaven e dey come. Abegi 1 Like |
Investment / Re: SARS Arrest Woman Who Opened Ponzi Scheme In Awka After The Scheme Crashed(pics) by 2shur: 7:52am On Apr 13, 2017 |
I always say it that women got nothing to offer. Jus yesterday one kid dey form for me A gal of 22. I jus dey laff. I insult am tire block am 4whatsapp. See dem fools. Dey shud prosecute her abeg. Useless bich Dey wud be forming sharp. Meanwhile they stupid. |
Politics / Re: Sheriff Has 7 Days To Apologise To Jonathan For Walking Out On Him - PDP Youths by 2shur: 8:33pm On Apr 12, 2017 |
See false prophets o. Has jonathan apologized to we nigerians for looting the treasury. Apologize now or. Abegi 1 Like |
Autos / Re: 2004 Camry Tokunbo Good Engine And Gearbox @1.6last by 2shur: 7:48pm On Apr 12, 2017 |
Dis camry na old camry na. We r in 2017 bro. Stop cheating us bigdeals: |
Autos / Re: 2004 Camry Tokunbo Good Engine And Gearbox @1.6last by 2shur: 7:42pm On Apr 12, 2017 |
1.1m cash |
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