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Edo and crime.
Such a useless city called benin.

See opos.

In terry g voice.
Person pikin.
Asha nana.
See Person pikin

Men still dey wear bandana.
It reminds me of one school tha year in ibadan
Called i.s.i way back 2001.
See how dem dey wear timbs.bandana.headband
Handband.
Durag
U go feel say na club dia students dey go
Meanwhile na school

Ibadan ppl too local.
Nobody gave a fuc cause u guys are broke and ugly.
Watch how nobody gave a fuc abt them.
Ppl at tbe background dnt gif a fuc.
Nobody gave a fuc abt what these poverty stricken guys did.
Wtf is that some empty bottled water and pie shiit take away.
No wonder dey say u can marry an ibadan gal by buying her any cheap shiiit.
See d fucking empty table.
See pot belly
Bleached body.
Yuck
Fuc

Fuc dis wacko
Afonja meaningless movies
Dumb shiiit

Afonja wit ogumeh
Must una do rituals

So a used phone must af a receipt abi.
Because na brand new we dey buy am
Dos na the kind stupid reasons coti dey use obtain men.
Dem see say na old phone or lapy of 3yrs wey dey serve u well.
Dem go begin ask receipt.
Yung man what do you do for a living
Useless and meaningless questions.

I never see police for express bevin dey ask God is Good passengers to come down and start asking dia useless questions of what do u do for a living.
What is in that bag
Can we see your phone
Where is the receipt.

Places where such stupid shiits happens na mostly afonja states
Like ibadan
Lagos
And some parts in delta.
U be like person wey dey enter sorleh
Along


So all phones on olx and jiji are stolen and faulty.
Just tell us u had a terrible experience buying a dead phone from a roadside thief
Abegi.
Way u 4 dey thank God for uk and belgium things
U go fit carry 380k cash go buy new in box iphone 7

Mumu

Naija used phone wey dem dey sell 12 14k.
U r a big thief
A very big a d greedy thief.
I sold this same phone in 2014 for 48k uk used.
Talk more of now.after 3years
Abegi

thisisayus:
That guy beside her must be Nnoso
I want to sell my Samsung S4 biko
Location is abk, IB or Lag
35k
08037699945

Evans table water.
Evans the notorious kidnapper

Spectranet 40gig
12500 only.
Its cheap

Join me in wifi game called
Bulletforce.
Android and iphone only
Wifi and 3g only.
Very mature

Corolla le
No level.
Apako

15k upwards
Suppose geh u free breakfast only na
And free wifi
Pure white towel
Dettol aoap
Toilet paper
Standard room
Cold window unit
Very thick bedspread..white
Double standard pillows
Duvi..white.
A nice sofa
Standard toilet.
But op u mumu sha.
U wan dey prepare your own food for inside hotel room.
Nawa o.
U 4 carry pressing iron follow body na and ring boiler
So d hotel manager go know say u dey mad.

For how much. Abi u wan dey confuse hotel with guest aous
Abegi

If nor be 15k upwards a nite
Mai guy go rest

Dj spinall againio
In mr eazi voice.
Spin am again
Ohima
Watis d matter

Abegi
Mai guy shut up
U dey sing rubbish these days
Blackface was right

Afonjaz can like local scam
Fake auctions
Fake customs auctioned cars
Dagbo bvn scam
Atm card block scam
Job offer scam
Work from home scam.
Anything local.
Afonjas must involve

Shocking
Fuc

Evans table water.
Eva since dey caught evans
Naso so diff coti bursting on kidnappers.
Etnk
Evans the notorious kidnapper

Im sleeping on dia throne.
Mio ba davido fa chairman

When uk used na 75k
Iphone 6 16gig.
U guys are scams

adeshinacute:
If you in kwara state (UK used) I phone 6 (16gig) for sale @ 119k check my Signature for my contact or come to our shop @ challenge in ilorin

Oh pls go suck a dic if u a female or a fucking single ass parent.
And if u a guy.
Put your dic in your mouth and fuc what u say.

Nwabundo38:
pls keep shut and stop making a fool of yourself

Auction export.
Title. Salvage
Primary damage...flood
Secondary damage...scrap
Repair cost...scrap
Certificate of destruction...abego mowi use am do drop..taxi

Ibadan na dead abegi

Wack ass artiste
Unending noise maker in music.
Hez as wack as the prince of mavin records.
Fuc u.
Na by to dey bear yankee nicknames a d stil got no fuckin closed door endorsement deals.
Broke ass wacko

Nor be only iceberg slim.
Na goldberg fat

Niggiz geh carried away when the wanna cum.
Fuc .
Cum is sweet esp when u fuckin the right bich
Or someone u truly love.
But fuc.
U cats ddnt do it the fucking traditional way and shiit.
U don over fuc am gif am 3rd pickin.
U dumb ass fuc.
Since u loved her truly.why ddnt u drop dah big ass palm wine at they village.
Well too bad bro.
U wanna waste your hard earned 800k on a dead woman.
Igbo tradition shiit.

Well go gives a fuc.
Watch me mind my biz
In olamides voice.
Im sleeping on the throne.
Mio ba m.i shey chairman

Old scam

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Thanks

Regards

If he wins
Dollar wud be 2500 to naira

So the short time room has a back door abi.
So dey barged into an empty room.
Nawa o.
See homos

Fuc
Fucking homos

Stupid shiiit

In olamides voice.
Im sleeping on dia throne.
God of man .
Yeah dats me suleman.
I be dia king and dia own
Don become my own shap shap.

Me i'm a grown ass niggi
Cant be seen fuckin no single bich.
Baby mamas oh pls.
They pusi wide pass express
Ud be doing 200 in her freeway
Constantly wet
Fuc

Any fuc dat has a kid outside wedlock
Esp in naija
Its either u get married to a widower
Fuckin ugly ass divorced man and shitt
Or u get married to your dads fuckin age mate.
No sane niggi gonna get married to your ugly ass
Once they see that kid
They get pissed off
Reminding them of the wreckless and sex shiit life u lived.
Nobody wan carry over load