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Health › Re: Antibacterial Soaps May Do More Harm Than Good by 2shure: 12:09am On Jun 28, 2017
Dettil any day
Any time.
Not all those dagbo copy cats
Like septol
Mentol
Abegi.
So mowi nor baff again
Wen we fight a new war against germs.toxins.bla bla bla and u say antibacterial na waste.
Abeg tell that to bleaching gangs esp bob risky
Crime › Re: Chief Orders Corpse Of Buried Man To Be Exhumed In Ghana (Photos) by 2shure: 12:05am On Jun 28, 2017
Can ghana eva be wise.
Abegi
Crime › Re: Why I Sold ‘monkey Tail ’ To Feed My Family – Woman Tells Ndlea by 2shure: 12:02am On Jun 28, 2017
Afonjas to don dey run

Romance › Re: Ladies, Know The Type Of Work A Guy Does Before Agreeing To Be His Girlfriend by 2shure: 11:58pm On Jun 27, 2017
Gold digin bich
Yeah
Gold dighin bich
Runnin afta streets niggis
Fuc u stupid bich
Soon ud run into ritualist.
U giving advice
Wen u yurself is jobless
Hopeless
Cashless
Bich shut your ugly ass up
No go find work.
Oh u be one of those ugly ass biches
Hanging around at shoprite.
Opo don too many.
Street boiz don wise.
Romance › Re: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by 2shure: 10:38pm On Jun 27, 2017
I met a bich with a big ass
Fuc my dic was so hard.
Her camel toe so fat
Laps.oh laps.
Baba na to nac am remain.
I full ground remain.
All night long bich
Suck my dick on bich
Car Talk › Re: Here Is What You Should Do When Your Car Gets Stolen by 2shure: 10:32pm On Jun 27, 2017
Cctv Camera for where no free wifi or electricity dey.
Coti
Calm down
Fwends

Ogun kill devil.
Guy u funny sha.

Just lock up.
Dey reason either olx..jiji
Or last last.
U know where its at tho.
Dont ha8 on me.
Last last na cotounu
Or kano.
Overnight tear speedometer express delivery thi ngs.

Did u say coti.
To know how useless coti r
Call them while a robbery is going on
U go hail.


Fuc u and your pointless points men.
Now fuc off

Crime › Re: Young Girl Loses Eye & Breasts After Married Woman Bathes Her With Acid (Photos) by 2shure: 10:20pm On Jun 27, 2017
In project pats voice with rick ross titled elvis presley blvd


Lamboghini..money or ferrari
Watch this biches come.
Im stacking funds.
Tell them pusi crackers to go geh em dogs.

Bich
U knew he was married
But csuse of that paper bich
Bleep and u from a poor ass background.
Bleep
When yung niggis comes your way
Una go dey do yanga
See where e end so.
Bich

Biches can eat..cheat..spit...split...geh dia ass whipped.
Flipped...dissed...messed up...all for that

Bich

Properties › Re: Which Part Of Lagos Is The Best To Stay If You Have To Work From Home? by 2shure: 3:30pm On Jun 27, 2017
Nawa o
connectpoint:
Banana fall on ya head.

I have inverter..i go three days without light... We never stay three days without light... Not stayed without light for over how many centuries now....Shioooooooor... buy gen kor buy lantern ni... step up to good areas nigga
Properties › Re: Which Part Of Lagos Is The Best To Stay If You Have To Work From Home? by 2shure: 2:31pm On Jun 27, 2017
Guy man buy gen.
Forget talk.
Security ahud be your priority men.
connectpoint:
Bro the barbers around me hardily use gen o. 18hours light...even when they use gen it's few hours light is back... you can't try this is some city. the cost of feul will eat deep into the profit
Properties › Re: Which Part Of Lagos Is The Best To Stay If You Have To Work From Home? by 2shure: 2:22pm On Jun 27, 2017
Street boi wey nor wan buy pet for gen
Is thr any barber without a gen.
Abegi
When nepa change am for u
Nor worry
Move in na.
According to bob izua
Wen transformer do gboow..gbosah
U go hail.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Man Attacked With Bottle By A Drunk Couple In France (Graphic Photos) by 2shure: 6:57pm On Jun 26, 2017
Hard face
NYSC › Re: Bayelsa Corper Shot Dead, His Phone And Wallet Stolen (Graphic Photos) by 2shure: 10:21am On Jun 26, 2017
We are working with local network to track him down.hes indeed a bet scammer
Horlufemi:
Why you shouldn't bother with these guys.
cry
Christianity Etc › Spirit. by 2shure(op): 7:20am On Jun 26, 2017
Yea word up niggis.
Hope yall good 2nite.
I stumbled upon some article like that
Foreign tho.
Where there was a baby sleeping up in its bed and just as the parents got suspicious installed a cctv
The cctv later revealed an image which happens to be a spirit in form of a baby.
Tho it was later discovered that the spirit meant no evil.
To my amazement his parents ddnt take it personal
And saw it as some sort of good luck spirit watching over they babay even tho they stayed in a hunted apartment.

Now lets take it back it back to africa.
Nigerian household settings.
If such had happened in nigeria.
I bet we all tag the pickin or baby as bad luck
Ogbanje
Mammy water
Oh fake pastors would come with fake ass non existing prophecies that its an evil child and shiit.
We all got the wrong fuckin myths stuck in our heads

But mai fuckin question now is
Are all spirits evil.
Cause thats all we know here in naija.
Everything na evil spirit
From car o
To phone
House
Shoes
Humans
We all tag them as evil spirits

Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Launches Her Reality Show (Photos) by 2shure: 7:13am On Jun 26, 2017
Social media hype
Get upclose and personal with her
U go shake head.
Instead of u to focus on bread
Open up a big ass bakery and shitt.
Wen the aous rent expires
Whose gonna renew it.
Afonjas are just too dull
Nor be only reality show.
Wen ppl wanna make a mockery out of u.
Na like this e dey tske start.
Dont come beggin us with your acct nos
Cos if u do.
I wud personally make sure the acct is wiped off from bank data system.
Over ratee bullshiiit
Celebrities › Re: Sauce Kid Sentenced To Two Years In Prison For Stealing $15,000 by 2shure: 6:56am On Jun 26, 2017
The animal
Celebrities › Re: Charles Okocha Celebrates His Mother's Birthday With A Dance (Video) by 2shure: 6:48am On Jun 26, 2017
Ma niggi
Career › Re: Nigerian Woman Promoted To A Major In The United States Army. Photos by 2shure: 2:24pm On Jun 24, 2017
Abegi.
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji And Jim Iyke Settle Long Time Beef, Hang Out At Linda's Office - Pho by 2shure: 1:20pm On Jun 24, 2017
Bich
Celebrities › Re: Efe Takes Picture With Gifty, Calls Her "My Princess" by 2shure: 12:24pm On Jun 24, 2017
Evans table water.
Evans paracetamol.
Evans whr u dey

Phones › Re: How I Was Defrauded At Ikeja Computer Village. by 2shure: 9:49am On Jun 24, 2017
Bro i do biz on the street
Ma niggi.
If we doin a biz bro.
Ma niggi once i got my phuckin item we transacting on.
No going back to that money.
If ever u want that money back.
Wtf.
Its gonna be on public counting bro
No fast moves on me.

Celebrities › Re: Emeka Rising Ibeh Thrown Out Of His Home Over Unpaid 2.5million Rent In Lagos by 2shure: 9:45am On Jun 24, 2017
Ipobs can jus do without dope.
Your favorite

Career › Re: Senior Nigerian Lawyer Stripped Of SAN Title by 2shure: 7:15am On Jun 24, 2017
Charge and bail lawyer.
Lol
Phones › Re: Samsung Brings Back Flip Phones Running Android OS: Meet Samsung Galaxy Folder 2 by 2shure: 7:13am On Jun 24, 2017
Reminds me of 2004
2005
When motorola v3 came out.
Bulllshiit
Health › Re: Top 5 Most Dangerous Drinks Consumed In Lagos by 2shure: 8:26pm On Jun 23, 2017
Bottled water is not factory.
It is still touched by dirty stinking hands
But pure water.
Is legit.
No hands
Direct filtering into satchet.

Baba buy from approved vendor
Stop buying rubbish from roadside.

Secondly monkeytail and weed dont kill.
Anything natural cant kill.
U just a dumb fuc OP



Abeg make i take my blackwood
Celebrities › Re: Churchill's Brother, Tokunbo Reacts To Tonto Dikeh Paying Her Bride Price by 2shure: 8:21pm On Jun 23, 2017
Churchhill na dating and wire wire he dey do.
He dare not go back to malaysia
Or else he would be rounded up
Car Talk › Re: New Peugeot Pick-up Truck To Replace 404 And 504 Pick-up (photos) by 2shure: 6:44pm On Jun 23, 2017
Them wan kill toyota so.
So bye bye to hilux.
Seems they copied toyota hilux 2016 model.

Just watch how it would be massively abused in nigeria.
No more toyota hilux again o.

Travel › Re: Nnamdi Ezechi Survives Accident As Mopol Attached To Him Dies (Photos) by 2shure: 6:40pm On Jun 23, 2017
Abegi.
Those guys in hilux
Esp wirh fhe ones wirh custom made sirens
Drive wrecklessly.
No diff btwn
Bullion ban rude driver
And hilux.
Abegi
Crime › Re: Five Nigerians Arrested With Drugs In India by 2shure: 6:36pm On Jun 23, 2017
Im trying to get it.
Lets go geh it.
Its the biggest.
The biggest.
I'm your

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson On Stage In Benin Rocking Her Customized Outfit by 2shure: 3:00pm On Jun 23, 2017
As last as glo
Romance › Re: Man Refuses To Pay Married Woman N70k Debt As She Turns Down His Sex Request by 2shure: 1:56pm On Jun 23, 2017
Once u have been scammed of money.
Jus forget it
Esp when na transfer things.
I get duped weekly
Monthly
But no big deal.
When i cash out.
Its usually tripple.
Crime › Re: Monisola Margret Olaoye Kidnapped With Her Driver by 2shure: 1:54pm On Jun 23, 2017
Evans must be released or killed period.
Business › Re: Nigeria Set To Begin The Exportation Of Yam To Europe, U.S From June 29 by 2shure: 8:09am On Jun 23, 2017
It they like they shud export maggi and suya
It wont have any positive effect on the economy.
We all thieves
And as long as we got massively greedy ass corrupt cabals.
Watch how the money wohld tripple up and get diverted.
Dumb ass country.
God so blessed us.
By now we shud af foreigners esp asians working for us as slaves.
Nigeria so blessed with wide free ass range of resources
But yet its citizens live below a fucking dollar

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