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Men. I watched the video of boko haram behaeading can. Bleep. It was too somehow. Jesus

U need help

iLegendd:
I don't know if I should reply you or use this opportunity to open your eyes about the importance of writing articles or your daily stories down.

Anyway, this reply is not for you, but anyone who wants to know why I do what I do.

Each story I tell always end up in a book in one way or another in the future. These books generate me money every single day.

All I do is go to the bank and withdraw or send someone to do it for me. As I type this, I'm lying in the room shirtless with everything I need close by — starting from cartons of bottled water, food, money to use and go out if I want to in the evening, food, drink, constant light, women to call if I want sex, etc. So, if these are frustrations, then trust me, I'm frustrated.

Now, back to why I wrote this post. Eighty years from now, when I'm dead, my kids and grandkids will still be making money with this post when I finally add it in a book and start selling it to the rest of the world just the same way I'm currently making money and will continue to make money forever from posts I made on Nairaland 4, 3, and 2 years ago.

My brother, Nigerian youths suffer and argue for lack of wisdom. At the end of the day, they only have 6 things to comfort them

1. Porn (masturbation)
3. Nairábet
4. Stealing
5. Fraud
6. Money ritual

I'm not supposed to show what I'm about to show, but I'll do it because most people don't believe stories until you show them pictures or videos.

My dear, I make thousands every day from books while I sleep. By God's grace, before 2025, it will move to millions per day while I sleep.

Now is the time for you to wake up or wait for financial depression to hit you. My financial life is already settled. I have different secret investments from money made by these books. All I'm doing is just to entertain and inspire you and nothing more.

We no be mate, my dear, but I can teach you how to mate with your woman and satisfy her in bed or last longer.

Just read my book called Lasticle or TheDAVIDO Fûck Guide and you'll see what I'm telling you. Inside those books, I shared my real life stories which I posted on Nairaland for free some years ago. They abused and attacked me just as you did today.

Finally, I'm smiling to the bank on a regular basis while those who abused me are frowning to work or stealing/crying and searching for work just to make 1/10th of what I make without stress.

You've made me expose one side of my online income.

I hope this exposé helps you as you grow in life.

U are frustrated. If not why the meaningless epistles on one stupid atm story. You judge ppl by their looks. Cos u took your self to an atm,u rush here to type abt it.

iLegendd:
Nice input, dear. Though, I'm taller than her and she is taller than 5.4 ft.

It seems you haven't seen a stubborn girl from a rich home trying to control a taller man. Don't you know Rita Dominic's hand can reach Kobe Bryant's shoulder?

For the frustration part, I appreciate.

Replying people online with diplomacy at times is the way I prefer to go. It saves me the stress of typing a long epistle because deep down, we all know who is going through frustration in real life.

Otobo.
Hope that name rings a bell

My brother. Go drink sniper. Type your name on nairaland. You are a forver bitter person on here
. Go mention someone else.got no time for retards

Discombulator:
If you can’t make it here you can’t make it anywhere,all thanks to your zero talent and lack of applicability fool.
We right here in this country making giants strides you asking dumb questions on how to migrate to a restricted country ,now tell me who needs that sniper now

U sound like a 5.4 ft man. They grabbed your shoulders. How much you withdraw.hope say e sha reach 10k. U sound so frustrated bro.
Take it easy

I said you are a blind ,nothing to ypur name,no destiny frustrated low life. Take sniper and rest.

Discombulator:
Unpatriotic fool,I wonder who raised your kind,running to a country that doesn’t want you like a dumb coward.

All this 200level arrogant smallies dem. Marry her and die of heart break,disease,etc.
Prime stage... stage for yanga and fashion

Die of frustration and bitterness. You are a cursed hater. Pour out your frustrations here.
Come on.

Discombulator:
No self esteem of any kind,ass licker,American wanna be.

No time for haters

Discombulator:
Shut the fvck up already about this silly ban ,stay in your country and apply yourself.

Pls what does visa ban mean. Doesnt mean no need for applying for us visa again fkr nigerians. Or

We all know they are going to cause a lot of nuisance at ibadan

When will hollywood shoot a movie on this. My gosh. And our boys want to from libya enter europe.when free pass be don dey . Butbhpw were they able to battle reptiles ,plus also why did guzman expose dis na. Even evans the greatest kidnapper,can never map out such a plan. Now i believe why 2pac said picture me rolling.
See tunnel to run keys across overseas.
God knows how many keys/kilos passed thru this tunnel during el chapo drug led era

Wake up in tha morning,have a bath and see the real masquerade called tiwa. Forget make up and heavy filtering. Shes ugly

Hez a dumbo. He should have i 0ut fake name,fake phone number
Well too bad,he made the arrest and tracking real cheap. Next time do away with the phones and sim,drop it inside a river. Once they transfer your matter to sars. E don be

All my house helps must go school withbmy children. Normal

Take to car wash for 5times. Tell them to use hard brush to wash the car.

I want to buy benz

got keys coming from overseas
Cost a nigga 200 G's
I'm a street commando, Nino for example
This lavish lifestyle is hard to handle
So I got to floss 'cause I'm more like a boss player
Thug, branded to be a women-layer
So many player haters, imitators steady swanging
Make me wanna start back banging
So I'm caught up in the game, dress code changed
Packing 40 Glocks, contain em or rearrange
All that jealousy and envy coming from my enemies
While I'm sipping on Remy
In front of black Lexus, Chevy's on the roam
'96 Big body, sitting on chrome
As we head up out the zone, stone-facing is on
You can admire, but don't look too long
I'm living a dream with triple beams and my pockets bulgin'

Abeg dis guy spit pas 2pac.i love him voice.
Big man cool voice


It's hard to imagine picture me rollin'!
Picture, picture me rollin'
Rollin', picture me rollin'
Wheelin', picture me rollin'
Picture me yea yeah

Meaning they are selling adulterated viagra,vega 100,etc. I took it last in 2013. After i take my origin plastic mixed inside blackwood. Na better knock out,fire galore.

Lexus rx 330 01 model. V6 too much for dis small road na. Abi u sef wan turn paul walker.
Life and direct in action. Another copart

Close to 200k plus shipping. Its s tim of luck.
V

ivoryhouse:
How much do new compressors cost in this market?

E go soon hova una

No p. Na u go 1st die the die 1st
Ozwo
He meant yahoo plus(ogume boys)

Theres nothing like factory. All are rebuilt.
I have someone who bought direct from amazon prime brand new.it packed up after 2 months. Be wise. Think manual

ivoryhouse:
What are you saying? Why would a brand new compressor fail in 2weeks, except it's the crappy Chinese knock off of a knock off of a knock off that cheapskates buy for their autos? Get a brand new compressor and your AC will chill like factory AC for years...and please don't mention used manual compressor, I beg you

Hez a dealer. They live like kings.

All our security outfits are constantly high on crack coke.

Update me when it packs up weeks later.
Then u will value manual

ogzille:
Thank you guys.

Based on advice received here, I went for an automatic compressor with AC system flushed and condenser changed.

So far, so good. Hoping for the best.

Which one. The one those indians faked with a yoy helicioter.

EgunMogaji2:
In case you care, that is not the Kobe crash.

3m cash

iamme1234:
I have a full option 08 direct 4.9m thumb start

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Just wait for your verdict. UK with albino sha.
See him name. Brown. Uk used

They shouldnt have used a cheetah. They should have used hyena. Very strong and rugged. Hyena as amotekun logo