K

Hmmmmm

....

Guy blame buhari for dat

Eddygourdo:
Business took me down to lagos on quick notice. After the hustles and hassles, I came home to meet bbae in the red zone. Apparently the thing arrived when I did. I was angry but well no be today we beginn chop am. Bae reminded me dat I promise her a big bowl of ice cream since west ham won my team yesterday after I boasted. I warned her and reminded her what sugar does to her. Yet she was adamant (long throat) and accused me of trying to dodge repaying a lost bet. Anyway I bought the biggest size I saw at shoprite. Do youu believe that this lady licked everything and never bothered to offer me any. I kept quiet because I knew in a few hours my God will fight for me.

All through the night nothing, I went out early this morning only to be called to return immediately by her wailing. I came home and met her in great pains and tried my best to conssole her while hiding a smirk of "ntooooor". Anyway she asked me to go buy her sanitary pad. Stupidly and without thinking it through. Out I went.

I met a lot of people at the drug store, I lingered outside hoping they will disperse before I go in. Minutes passed and more people entered and none left. Bae started calling and wondering what's taking all the time. I summoned courage and entered. All eyes all of a sudden fell on that tall bros. The yeye nurse or whatver left everyone and asked me loudly " oga wat do u want" . I almost collapsed but yet I had to say it . " I want pad". Everybody suddenly looked at me. The sales girl in shock asked me again " you say wetin ?". And I told her I wanted to buy pad. I was so filled with shame, thinking the worst was over, till when the useless, foolish nurse faced me. Looked at a whole me up and down and asked. "OGA DO YOU HAVE HEAVY FLOW OR NORMAL"

This woke up the devils in that store. They all burst out laughing . I almost collapsed and seeing that I have lost all dignity I told her " I have heavy flow". I answered on the assumption that the lady was kidding with me. When she wanted to explain the thick and slim pad issh was when I barked in anger that she should give me one of each kind . People kept chuckling at themselves despite my embarrasment. I bought three types of pad and hurried out.

It is clear that I will never visit that shop nor street in a long while. All because bae has longer throat.

That question can't be asked while buying a sanitary pad, if u've said that maybe u were asked for the pad type u needed i for believe u o.

Children everywhere, mschew.

And you had to lie bout a nurse asking if you have heavy or normal flow, grow up mister.

I don't understand this at all.

What's the embarrassment in buying pad, I mean common ordinary pad?

If you had said condoms, maybe I would understand.

Eddygourdo:
Business took me down to lagos on quick notice. After the hustles and hassles, I came home to meet bbae in the red zone. Apparently the thing arrived when I did. I was angry but well no be today we beginn chop am. Bae reminded me dat I promise her a big bowl of ice cream since west ham won my team yesterday after I boasted. I warned her and reminded her what sugar does to her. Yet she was adamant (long throat) and accused me of trying to dodge repaying a lost bet. Anyway I bought the biggest size I saw at shoprite. Do youu believe that this lady licked everything and never bothered to offer me any. I kept quiet because I knew in a few hours my God will fight for me.

All through the night nothing, I went out early this morning only to be called to return immediately by her wailing. I came home and met her in great pains and tried my best to conssole her while hiding a smirk of "ntooooor". Anyway she asked me to go buy her sanitary pad. Stupidly and without thinking it through. Out I went.

I met a lot of people at the drug store, I lingered outside hoping they will disperse before I go in. Minutes passed and more people entered and none left. Bae started calling and wondering what's taking all the time. I summoned courage and entered. All eyes all of a sudden fell on that tall bros. The yeye nurse or whatver left everyone and asked me loudly " oga wat do u want" . I almost collapsed but yet I had to say it . " I want pad". Everybody suddenly looked at me. The sales girl in shock asked me again " you say wetin ?". And I told her I wanted to buy pad. I was so filled with shame, thinking the worst was over, till when the useless, foolish nurse faced me. Looked at a whole me up and down and asked. " OGA DO YOU HAVE HEAVY FLOW OR NORMAL"

This woke up the devils in that store. They all burst out laughing . I almost collapsed and seeing that I have lost all dignity I told her " I have heavy flow". I answered on the assumption that the lady was kidding with me. When she wanted to explain the thick and slim pad issh was when I barked in anger that she should give me one of each kind . People kept chuckling at themselves despite my embarrasment. I bought three types of pad and hurried out.

It is clear that I will never visit that shop nor street in a long while. All because bae has longer throat.

And you are not yet married

Are saying that you are never purchased pads your mother or sisters before?

zanebaddo:
You are every girls dream jare which girl wouldn't want a guy like you? It's no shame bro.

Me buy pad for girl?

Eleyj gidi gan o

Maryclaire1:
still u got it for her even when u are not comfortable doing dat...dat makes it sweet...u are a caring guy and babe is lucky to have u. i know she knows that

Is it that ur boo has never bought ur sanitary pad?.

My guy it happens.take heart

You are not married that's why.

Roflmaol..... I cnt stp laffin. OGA IS IT HEAVY OR NORMAL FLOW!!??

This is pure comedy.

The OP is wasting his talent.

Joy worry I go buy you pad




















Bt Na PS 3 pad sha....












Dey dia dey wait for you, you go bleed like Ramadan Ram










BTW, I no dey trust anything wey fit bleed for 4 days without dieing












*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa

But that word BAE is damn annoying, geez.

GloriaNinja:
But that word BAE is damn annoying, geez.

Ditto

Nothing embarrassing there.

@Eddygourdo

You know the really foolishness in this story? You can go to buy ice cream from Shoprite but you go to a shitty store where you have to shout out the item you want for a sanitary pad. Dude you are really foolish.

LordReed:
@Eddygourdo

You know the really foolishness in this story? You can go to buy ice cream from Shoprite but you go to a shitty store where you have to shout out the item you want for a sanitary pad. Dude you are really foolish.

It was an emergency situation. No wonder they teach comprehension at school!

Its nothing to be ashamed of,not a big deal,have bought pad for my girl once before,same question was asked,i just called her to ask which one,everyone will understand,it makes you a better man.

layla129:
Lmaooo ...take heart

u see. U are laffin at him for bein romantic. Dats how ladies too do laff at men who carry babies tying wrapper to dem

Ntoor

Eddygourdo:


I came home to meet bbae in the red zone.

I kept quiet because I knew in a few hours my God will fight for me.

a smirk of "ntooooor".

" OGA DO YOU HAVE HEAVY FLOW OR NORMAL"

longer throat.

All the highlighted made me laugh but the two bolded amongst it sent me laugh hysterically.

I buy Pad all the time for my sisters and I used to buy for my ex back then.... there's nothing there.... afterall, they know it's not for me...

this your story get as e sound. 1. Your woman get long throat 2. she stingy 3. you guys' sound as if you are still in ur early 20s wey love still dey shack. 3. your babe waited till she had d heavy flow after sleeping over with the supposedly light flow then she com begin send you to buy her pad. hmm. nwoke m, better wake up o. she really hold u for job. I bet na u dey do d cooking as well.

make I go buy pad all in the name of love. as if she no go fit find her way if u no dey around or if she no get boy friend. Then Nurse come give a fantastically unexpectedly insult just d way the subsidy removal landed on us all.

hmmm. ndi Love ji si nu ike!

Lolz. I had a very similar experience, once, when my wifey put to bed.
The single sales girls in the Supermarket were chuckling to themselves over the fact that I asked for LadySept Sanitary pad; it took the intervention of their lady Supervisor, who probable was married with kids, to restore some quiet to the place as she explained to them that women who were just delivered of babies need them urgently.
My dignity was restored through the Supervisor, but the next time there was need for it, I sent my Sister, lol.

Lol!Op, u are a caring guy o.dere is nothing 2 be ashamed of.u shud av just told d nurse dat ur bae needed pad. Jst like someone said,she may think dat u are gay n u av bleeding anus. Ur bae shud av use pain-killers before devouring d ice-cream.
Keep being romantic sha.It's a gud attribute in a man.