He dey madt


What is the purpose of buying the phones in the first place? To show off he is rich or to convince the geh that he can save enough money to buy her anything she wants...


* * Smellymouth abeg gimme that meme of 'I'm not understanding '

The dude never cared to check her "body language" before he went ahead to spend a fortune on a "show of shame". Just pack you phone and go. Find a buyer and sell them off. Don't ge broken because, trust me many beautiful girls wish they were that girl. T way you take the whole thing afterwards will determine how fast you will get one that will say yes to you. Being single is fun too.

I'll quickly see a psychiatrist to know where the screw in my head had loosed!! Wuh! That's an insane thing to do!!!

It's not a big deal.. if he got the receipt, he can always return it...

More reasons i will never try all these open show proposal.. As for me, i will leave both the girl and the phones there, and go back to my house to soak my sorrowful heart with acohol

Brand new iPhones? You can always sell them off.
Before I propose to girl we go don dey into each other sef to the extent she's expecting the commitment. So saying no is impossible.

But if it happens, am sure there is one very pretty friend of hers that has been giving me the look. Na to open her chapter.

I can't even be d man so no comments

Plus I support d lady, he doesn't deserve s YES

Mescopaul:


And what about the public disgrace and humiliation? How would you handle that?

Lol just hug the girl warmly and thank her li she actually gave you the answer you expected then pack your phone and r off to another girl you guys have had issues because she felt insecure about her and take he out on a date and make sure the pix you take will have a deep connection between you two and make sure you post them on all sites she 'll get to see them. She will be betrayed and feel played. If she make it a game then play it with her. Simple.

I will slap myself to my sense and gather my hardearned 2yrs salary (imagine) on the ground and relax with one chilled ORIGIN.

Mescopaul:
If You Were The Man What Would You Do?

I will ship the phones to Nigeria. For resale then I will thank my x-GF for giving me yet another chance to fucck more pussy without thinking of who is watching

chai

The mumu deserved it. Orde of the highest order

Unnecesary ceremony just because you want to propose to a lady

satelliteDISH:
I will simply pack my property and go somewhere to auction it. At least more than half of my money is sure.

Naija guys need to learn from this and not those random shoprite proposals pictures some random nairaland zombies are dumping on this platform.

hmmmmmm......... The way we nigerians add value 2 stuffs b4 marriage becux we copy n instead of create...,Sha me any gurl dont take ma simple engagment can't take simple correction i guess we f**k off each other. I sha concur person 2 ya view in igbo voice

Mescopaul:
If You Were The Man What Would You Do?

Old news and op it was 99 iPhone 6 not 6s. The original story has being changed this happen around the same time the iPhone 6 was launched

the video is on YouTube

She rejected cos she knows they are all empty packs.

satelliteDISH:
I will simply pack my property and go somewhere to auction it. At least more than half of my money is sure.

Naija guys need to learn from this and not those random shoprite proposals pictures some random nairaland zombies are dumping on this platform.

Make we for dy receive no too?
Atleast for the shoprite own, the girl say yes.

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Distribute the phones to those present and walk away, afterall, is not a crime to remain single!

den I'll move to Malaysia to marry der

He should have just made it 100 or why stop at 99 probably that's why the babe rejected him....

99 iphones? Whats the idea here?

The girl did right by saying No. The guy is literally _stupid.

greatnaija01:


Its simple... i would simply leave china and close all possible means of being reachable by anyone who witnessed the global embarrassment and then come to NIGERIA and give 9 iphone 6 phones to 9 different ladies amongst whom will be campus students, lonely house wives, actresses, church girls and maybe a neighbour. then i would start up a company to sell the remaining i-phones and sell china made products till i become very wealthy...i will also be bleepin the 9 ladies at different times when needed, then anyone of them i finally choose to marry will follow me back to china to do the wedding and the stupid EX will be invited.

REVENGE IS SWEET WHEN SERVED IN NAIJA

She wasn't ready

Mescopaul:


Easier said dan done.

If na naija the next thing na to head to the nearest bush with rope for hand.






Na for news we go dey hear the story.

NTA news line,to be precised.

Mescopaul:
If You Were The Man What Would You Do?

If i am the Man,i will make it upto 100pieces.Maybe that is why she said No.

The girl is wise---that guy is a waster. Hw can u spend two years salary to buy 99 phones? Goes to show the guy didn't even kw the kind of girl he was proposing too.

to answer the question, if i was the guy i would pray for God to give me wisdom

I love girls who are not wowed by material things. And who can say NO.
Love is not by force.