Mikylopez:
oooo shiiii nigga sounds pained he must av gotten screwed by one ugly b.I.t .c.h...anyways sorry o

greatnaija01:


Its simple... i would simply leave china and close all possible means of being reachable by anyone who witnessed the global embarrassment and then come to NIGERIA and give 9 iphone 6 phones to 9 different ladies amongst whom will be campus students, lonely house wives, actresses, church girls and maybe a neighbour. then i would start up a company to sell the remaining i-phones and sell china made products till i become very wealthy...i will also be bleepin the 9 ladies at different times when needed, then anyone of them i finally choose to marry will follow me back to china to do the wedding and the stupid EX will be invited.

REVENGE IS SWEET WHEN SERVED IN NAIJA

Decryptor:


You just sounded as silly as one mallam sounded when he said he was going to stabilize global oil price!

BTW, Chinese people don't marry Africans!

Mescopaul:


Easier said dan done.

If na naija the next thing na to head to the nearest bush with rope for hand.



Na for news we go dey hear the story.

Mescopaul:
If You Were The Man What Would You Do?

GossipHeart:
He's foolish.
I can buy 5 Range Rover sport, may God take my life any day i buy a gift worth more than $30 for any woman (My mother excluded)

Fadman4real:


What do you mean by programmers are recluse, does one single programmer defines the rest of us. Look nigger we might be gentle and quiet but that doesnt mean we are not anti social.

Yommy247:
u don baff today?

GossipHeart:
He's foolish.
I can buy 5 Range Rover sport, may God take my life any day i buy a gift worth more than $30 for any woman (My mother excluded)

Mikylopez:
seriously dude dah line is stale. .makes u look like a tout

GossipHeart: :
He's foolish.
I can buy 5 Range Rover sport, may God take my life any day i buy a gift worth more than $30 for any woman (My mother excluded)

Mescopaul:
This is serious as it can happen to any guy out there.
It takes more than mere 'bold face' to get over th shock at first.

Do you know what it means to save 2 full years salary to purchase 99 iphones?

That must have cost a hunch.
Matured minds come and air your view.

How should issues like this and all that relating to heartbreak be handled?

Rottentooth:
The issue is: why propose openly while you are not sure of the answer. He should have proposed in a corner of his room and parlour accommodation.

Mescopaul:
If You Were The Man What Would You Do?

greatnaija01:


the girl who refused publicly was also SILLY, anyway.. the silliness EARNED ME SEVERAL LIKES AND SHARES... but your SERIOUSNESS earned you nothing. DO YOU TAKE NAIRALAND SO SERIOUSLY? Lolsss u are sillier than i taught. Laugh or bounce is the name of my game on that post... WAIT TILL YOU HAVE A HEART BREAK, BREAK-UP, BREAK-DOWN or whatever then i pray someone will ask you what you wish you could do... YOUR TIME IS COMING... keep doing ITK

Mescopaul:
If You Were The Man What Would You Do?

kilokeys:
lol no comment.. if i comment ehn.. the guy go commit suicide..

well, help me thank the lord.

today , i celebrate my 30,000th like on nairaland... its not easy.. i dedicate this feat to seun, lalasticlala, mynd44 and friends, likers and sharers..
not forgetting enemies.. i love u all

Decryptor:


When i proposed to my wife, i did it with a 19 carat diamond ring i bought for just 8k. That was in 2014. I can never be dim-witted to propose to any woman on earth with 99 iPhones so the question of heart-break which you wish me is off the hook. Secondly, Getting 1000000000 likes on Nairaland does not translate to success of any sort... so making a fuss over the likes and SHARES you got like you won some trophy goes further to prove your silliness as i earlier postulated. Rev it on bro!