EmperorTech:

Let me shout the moniker of a blessed babe, front, back sideways to come keep you hold. Lavedaaaaaaa, laveda.

Masonic:


One white fowl

2 guinee pig eggs

1 aligator pepper

3 strands of hair from an elephants buttcheeks

7 cowries

Mosquito urine

Blue, purple and pink candles

A sharks balls sac and a snake's nïpple.

larabae13:
I can't rescue you, itz only death's shadow nt death itself so u'll be fine

Masonic:


After making those demands, what are you bringing to the table? This your one and half boob?

Maybe u can lend me yer own tubby

larabae13:
come egbon U don collect softorgasm's work? Ur own sef get muscle

Masonic:


You don start abi?

DeepFriedPuff:
Maybe u can lend me yer own tubby

Masonic:


Nah.. I'm just as flat chested.

You nïpples though are somewhat larger than mine

EmperorTech:

No Nah, you need and deserve a babe to make your night before sleeping a blessed one and the only babe worthy of it is laveda, because she have back, front and sideways like no other, such attributes I read are your specs.

DeepFriedPuff:

Masonic:

Just look at that nïpple

Masonic:


If one prophet go, anoda one go show


Lol, don't mind me o, I just dey catch fun

TrapHedges:


biko jiri nwayor

nwa ntakiri aah bu otu ara gah ebewe kwa oh

Masonic:


Just look at that nïpple

freaking perv

larabae13:
e gud lyk that, woli agba!!

EmperorTech:

On you, your neighbour bleeds to death. what does that make you?

Masonic:

Haba! Bros, you don study me finish come graduate
You never tell us ur own spec oo

Masonic:

LOOL!
O bewe akwa, anyi enye ya handkerchief

Masonic:


Dafuq is woli agba?

EmperorTech:

Wild, spoilt and extroverted ladies. You have any with such qualities for me?

larabae13:
I've nt seen my neighbour bleed to death, my neighbour is hale nd hearty. Nd when he starts bleeding, I won't be there.

TrapHedges:


hahaha
nke aah siri ike jhor

lol bro

EmperorTech:

Then you do not represent what you wrote on your signature. If you do, you will know that every living being are supposed to be your neighbours, whom you re to love as thy self.

Masonic:


I know one, but unfortunately (for you ) she's taken.

You nor like puff puff?

Masonic:

The gyal siri ike seff

larabae13:
yea I'm mean, I like it lyk dat

EmperorTech:

I said wild, spoilt, extrovert and not a mad lady.

I do not like mad people, mostly ladies.

Thank God she is taken!

TrapHedges:


biko jiri nwayor

nwa ntakiri aah bu otu ara gah ebewe kwa oh

trap don't help that clown

EmperorTech:

Where will it lead you to?

Masonic:


Puff puff is not taken bruh, only thing is, she nor go give you shell

She stingy with that thing die!