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My dad once told me, a custom( comptoller-general) who heads apapa wharf is richer than a gov of any state aside from the oil rich state, and lagos.

Estharfabian:
Imagine some guys wooing girls in Burial Ceremonies.... like who does that?

"Hey babe, Are U Related to the deceased? Can I get your number so we could mourn together??'' Lame with a capital "L"!!


Guys could be so Puerile sometimes!
Okay, I forgot to Add ''SOME GUYS"....

girl, u never jam . U never go places like d ashanti region where burial na like wedding ceremony.. E get d kind game wey dem dey play wey b say guy and girl go dey twist their waist join wit blockos. Commot for road jare! Wen u travel u go know!

ipledge10:
Really...wow

yeap! Even the equatorial guinean babes na so dem dey misbehave for Spain..same thing for ivorian girls for France, 9ja babes dey do d same for UK..

ipledge10:
there is this gal in former college,from Ivory Coast. She don't talk to black guys,even if she is gonna talk one,not the one from Africa. ..I always have this "you will regret this at last" in my mind

bro, ivorian girls are like that.. The way we have 9ja girls on the anglophone side misbehaving is the same way the ivorian girls are on the francophone side.

DeeTus:
@Hehe, you went to the club to get laid, right? Your greatest undoing is having to go to the bar to get someone to sleep with and also talked to Nigerian girls.

I really don't. My group and I don't talk to Nigerian chicks at the club. We prefer whites and Caribbeans. So, whenever they see us with these classy babes, they always get jealous and accuse us of ignoring them.

They also asked us what did those girls have, that they don't have?

It depends on how you guys roll brother. Next time, roll like big boys. Concentrate more on sweet foreign chicks, then, you'll see some positive changes. They'll come to you and wait for you to grab them.

this my guy dey lie abeg! Him say "dey always get jealous and accuse us of ignoring them" ..u think say na school we dey for dem to remind u...

TrollTrap:
I think people totally misunderstood the op..

Mans just trying to say them girls shoulda just turned him down politely instead of kissing their teeth and that.

Should've knocked off their wigs off their head tbh... No manners no wigs fam

But op did u ask them nicely?

you just said my mind though your speed was faster than mine.. You asked a good question which makes me wonder if the op asked a question to them nicely..

People seem not to understand the Op.. All what he is saying is if you are turning down an offer, turn it down in a polite manner and not been rude about it.. It does not matter if I spent 100,50 or 1 pounds.. What matter was the girls where been rude.. some people really do lack Morals...

OlowoB:
and now she decides to go haywire. You give stupidity a new meaning. You hungry looking, dry, skinny dirty looking cray fish like you? If i should even look at you twice, then that is the day i'll know that the witches in my village have finally gotten me.

Go get a life kid, run along now.

damn! What an insult. You finished the babe

iyomomo:
Pls do u know where i can get a solar/electric dryer/oven?

check Alibaba ..

8k per night for prostitute? Na so d thing cost like that. Why man no fit find 19year old babe as gf begin love up. Mehn, watin man dey see for prostitute sef?

Ishilove:
It isn't cowardice. Yoruba people are just more generally laid back than most people from other ethnic groups

yorubas are like the Ghanaians. They are laid back people.

Mehn, nigerians girls slim die

tranxcop:
Use Western Union...... although am still wondering what took you to Vietnam of all countries........

E no go pass FPT university wey she go especially with that kine course wey she go do. I don see educational travel agency wey dey send student go the uni especially for master level which has incentives as you do the course.

@Samfigo1, nice one for asking such question. A burkinabe gf once asked me such a question which was in the early stage of we getting to know each and she through the bomb which I had to answer immediately. After answering such question, I began imagine why would she ask me the question if I have pregnated a girl before..

This question can be synonymous when asking a girl if they have a child.

Her lap big pass my body X5.

prettysolid:
She should have just acted normally.or taken alcohol to calm her nerves

chai to spend some years in prison now,just for the hustle.

All the people using the drugs sef dont know where it has been

e kan b say na 9ja she go spend am for there.. She kan dey speak French again.. The odds are not in are favour.. Wish her the best and hope her lawyer fight it out for her to get bail..

iamord:
Dude u got low I q I swear. . A site with 59 members now speaks for the entire Ghana. . If you are more self conscious, you will know there are more serious issues to put on the table rather than envelope yourself with a False-consensus

that is just one of the copy-cats I showed you..

JiggamanGh:
How did he copy you when you are not invented of it. Seun also stole it. I think the platform is simple machine I am not sure the name. Is open platform where everyone can use the template. So your seun did not create it he only owns the domain.

So stop bragging the person that created the program is not Nigerian but American.

just don't copy us.. You can never be ontop if you copy another..

This Ghana people can like to hate us but they can like to copy us... They want to be like us but yet they despise us.. See, they even copied nairaland.. Go to www.ghanaman.com the new nairaland in ghana.

mazzi:
What I wanted to do in life but my parents insisted I must complete my education.
If my parents had allowed me venture into biz earlier when my blood was as hot as coal I would be controllin billions now and I can still go back to school to acquire 'white man' education
Now after graduating from the university am still back to business.I go still make the billions sha cos it's in me(as a core igbo boy).

wat biz are u into?

litetias:
Just to correct a misconception here, the man in question is NOT a Catholic priest, that is, he is not a Reverend Father.
From his title, it is evident that he is a religious, that is he went through some religious training and took some oaths to live for the service of God and for the service of humanity.
But I repeat he is not a Catholic priest. He is the Catholic equivalent of a Pentecostal deacon.
This should be noted.

I understand what you have written.. In Ghana, their Pentecostal deacon can also be called "Father".. I had a lecturer in school, they call him "Father". He was never a Catholic priest..

damton:
who is he, we don't know him here in Biafra

we also do not know him here in Ogbomosho..

Iju ishaga, the name sef dey make me fear not to talk of investing a bball court there.
Meanwhile, e get one nice standard bball court for ilupeju towards ilupeju bye-pass or towards cappa bus stop. U go see chicks dey play bball(no joke).

honey001:
Advice needed Please.
I have HND in Statistics, wanted to go further in that line, but the area i am presently no PGD Statistics around, i have to go for PGD in Business Management TEchnology, Graduated Now. wanted to go for Msc Business Management, but someone advice me to go and do another PGD in Statistics so as to continue in that line that it is more lucrative and better than Business Management.

if you wan remain in Nigeria, statistics looks fair. But if you do Msc in Business, your certificate is needed in Brazil. Presently, Brazil is looking for management graduates who can be employed in most corporate firms.

OP, I dey Angola. Things dey happen for here.. Come Angola..

porshuch:
DO you know in Switzerland is a crime to flush your toilet after 10pm. Those that live is a block of flats don't flush toilet after 10pm, because the noise of the water moving down the toilet pipe will be disturbing your neighbours

bro, I want to learn but are you been serious with what you have said?

Deejavuu:
Lool @ weren't allowed to finish the fufu. But who pounds fufu on 7th floor . Why don't i believe this story

you better believe it. Those Ashanti guys they arrested do not joke with their "FUFU".

Super ant

This match dey vex me reach bone.. If Ghana dey beat Comoros now, why we no fit beat Swaziland...

jrerico1:
gosh this is the worst nigeria team have seen for a long time. I wont be surprise if oliseh is replaced with okocha. Stupid federation. 40mins of nonsense

I am tired of these local coaches and not finidng the right players...